Coworker quotes

[CNS]

We have bi-weekly short meetings with our shop floor people. Every meeting they try to do something funny. Some office people brought in some younger pictures of themselves for a "guess who" game. One woman brought in a picture of herself in blackface as Aunt Jamima from 4 years ago. That picture was not allowed to be included.

Do you guys like her and is she good at her job?  If no to both, you should def put that pic up before the next meeting. 

[CNS]

Coworker: "how do you dial the operator"
Me: "What"
Coworker: "The operator. I need to see if this number someone gave me works"
Me: "dial the number"
Coworker: "I did and it doesn't work!!!!  How do you dial the operator"

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

When Paul calls....he sounds like a total f****t (altered her voice to sound gay)

I think our whole signature guarantee department is full of Mexicans

 

[raquetcat]

man, building k is starting to look like a third world country

Because we've hired a few non white workers

the reason angel left is because his brother was a trainer for the team and his brother quit so he quit

[420seriouscat69]

Strippers jobs are a lot harder than what you think! It's a lot of work. I was sore for a week!

[CNS]

WC wasting no time zeroing in on his first intraoffice filly.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

man, CNS, you doing ok today? youve been on our guy wackycat all morning. give it a rest!

[CNS]

The manhunt has me on edge.  WC knows we are 

[420seriouscat69]

The manhunt has me on edge.  WC knows we are 

Yeah! CNS was #TeamFanning before there ever was a #TeamFanning. You gotta stick with the guys who got you there. 

[michigancat]

Windows 8 is for girls.

[felix rex]

In response to a coworker's high productivity:

I don't like this as the new standard. It makes me feel pressure at work

[jtksu]

In response to a coworker's high productivity:

I don't like this as the new standard. It makes me feel pressure at work

That coworker should organize a strong union. Problem solved.

[8manpick]

(talking innocently about Mardi Gras) "you should have seen the beads my daughter came back with the first time she went"

[asava]

(talking innocently about Mardi Gras) "you should have seen the beads my daughter came back with the first time she went"

HOW innocently?

[michigancat]

The Atlanta thread reminded me:

You know what MARTA in Atlanta, stands for right? Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta

[ben ji]

The Atlanta thread reminded me:

You know what MARTA in Atlanta, stands for right? Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta

At least he didnt say Moving Apes Rapidly Through Atlanta

[420seriouscat69]

I'll be in Chicago this weekend with my bros. It's a bachelor party. We're really doing it up. Blow, hookers, and high rolling. You should come if you're not doing anything.

I love this job!

[Institutional Control]

So, I have a co-worker always coming by my desk and wanting to "high-five". A real life Puddy. Very annoying but yet I always give him five and never say how I dumb I think it is.

[jtksu]

So, I have a co-worker always coming by my desk and wanting to "high-five". A real life Puddy. Very annoying but yet I always give him five and never say how I dumb I think it is.

That dude is IRL trolling the crap out of you.

[Rage Against the McKee]

So, I have a co-worker always coming by my desk and wanting to "high-five". A real life Puddy. Very annoying but yet I always give him five and never say how I dumb I think it is.

He probably only does that after he makes a big sale, and since you say he's always doing it, he must be a pretty big player in the sales game.

[420seriouscat69]

So, I have a co-worker always coming by my desk and wanting to "high-five". A real life Puddy. Very annoying but yet I always give him five and never say how I dumb I think it is.

He probably only does that after he makes a big sale, and since you say he's always doing it, he must be a pretty big player in the sales game.

Yeah, I'm definitely going to do this with the bitch that sits across from me after a big sale. Seems like a boss thing to do to piss off a nemesis. Now that I think about it, does he like you?

[Rage Against the McKee]

So, I have a co-worker always coming by my desk and wanting to "high-five". A real life Puddy. Very annoying but yet I always give him five and never say how I dumb I think it is.

He probably only does that after he makes a big sale, and since you say he's always doing it, he must be a pretty big player in the sales game.

Yeah, I'm definitely going to do this with the bitch that sits across from me after a big sale. Seems like a boss thing to do to piss off a nemesis. Now that I think about it, does he like you?

If somebody came up and high fived me after every sale they made I would high five them right back and then go pound some brewskies with them in celebration. We would be pretty wasted by noon every day between my sales and the other guy's sales.

[420seriouscat69]

 

[TheHamburglar]

Not a quote, but I don't know of a better place to put this:

Someone who works on the shop floor is having a confederate flag themed wedding, including a tiered confederate flag cake with beer cans as the pillars holding up the tiers.

[star seed 7]

Not a quote, but I don't know of a better place to put this:

Someone who works on the shop floor is having a confederate flag themed wedding, including a tiered confederate flag cake with beer cans as the pillars holding up the tiers.

you need to get his facebook.