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« Reply #125 on: March 21, 2013, 11:23:35 AM »
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I can't afford your $20 bracket because I'm poor.
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He's just trying to get a raise out of you. Don't fall for it.

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« Reply #126 on: March 21, 2013, 11:49:26 AM »
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I can't afford your $20 bracket because I'm poor.
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I'll save him the trouble- he has KU winning the whole thing and KSU, Mizzou, and Duke losing in the first round.

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« Reply #127 on: April 04, 2013, 03:28:53 PM »
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I need to get back down to my model weight.
She easily weights 250, has a boys haircut, and her face looks like it was seared by a acidy filled frying pan.

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« Reply #128 on: April 04, 2013, 04:17:56 PM »
"I'm allergic to bullshit"

I don't even

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« Reply #129 on: April 04, 2013, 04:20:05 PM »
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I need to get back down to my model weight.
She easily weights 250, has a boys haircut, and her face looks like it was seared by a acidy filled frying pan.

Maybe she was a hand model  :dunno:

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« Reply #130 on: April 04, 2013, 04:22:49 PM »
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I need to get back down to my model weight.
She easily weights 250, has a boys haircut, and her face looks like it was seared by a acidy filled frying pan.

Maybe she was a hand model  :dunno:

Acid filled frying pans don't sell themselves, guys.

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« Reply #131 on: April 04, 2013, 04:23:06 PM »
Maybe she has a great sense of humor  :dunno:

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« Reply #132 on: April 04, 2013, 04:28:30 PM »
No. You guys, she's an AWFUL human being. Seriously awful!

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« Reply #133 on: April 04, 2013, 04:33:03 PM »
Fanning it's ok, everybody has their "regrettable" list of slayed fillies

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« Reply #134 on: April 04, 2013, 04:33:39 PM »
Right now she has snapped her fingers for 5 minutes straight, singing out loud, & is pounding the desk to a song she's listening to. Just rough ridin' awful.

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« Reply #135 on: April 04, 2013, 04:34:53 PM »
Fanning it's ok, everybody has their "regrettable" list of slayed fillies
lol. No. I wouldn't touch that thing with a squawks dick.

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« Reply #136 on: April 04, 2013, 04:42:56 PM »
Right now she has snapped her fingers for 5 minutes straight, singing out loud, & is pounding the desk to a song she's listening to. Just rough ridin' awful.

Sounds like she's doing a fantastic job of trolling the hell out of you irl. 
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« Reply #137 on: April 04, 2013, 04:50:37 PM »
Right now she has snapped her fingers for 5 minutes straight, singing out loud, & is pounding the desk to a song she's listening to. Just rough ridin' awful.

Sounds like she's doing a fantastic job of trolling the hell out of you irl.
She's really good at this. She disagrees with everything I say and takes the opposite opinion of everyone else.

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« Reply #138 on: April 04, 2013, 04:52:24 PM »
Right now she has snapped her fingers for 5 minutes straight, singing out loud, & is pounding the desk to a song she's listening to. Just rough ridin' awful.

Sounds like she's doing a fantastic job of trolling the hell out of you irl.
She's really good at this.

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« Reply #139 on: April 04, 2013, 05:32:04 PM »
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My glasses broke, and I can't find anywhere that sells replacement nose pads. I was thinking about using silly puddy but I couldn't find any of that either

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« Reply #140 on: April 05, 2013, 02:08:33 PM »
"what's this stuff about china pointing missiles at us?  i knew they would start something sooner or later"


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« Reply #141 on: April 05, 2013, 02:12:44 PM »
"what's this stuff about china pointing missiles at us?  i knew they would start something sooner or later"

 :bang: people like this deserve to have missiles pointed at them.

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« Reply #142 on: April 08, 2013, 03:28:50 PM »
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Jason was probably a little distracted today. I told him to search Jenna Easmon, who was named the fittest model in the world. She is absolutely stunning from head-to-toe. He probably can't concentrate.

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« Reply #143 on: April 08, 2013, 03:32:42 PM »
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Jason was probably a little distracted today. I told him to search Jenna Easmon, who was named the fittest model in the world. She is absolutely stunning from head-to-toe. He probably can't concentrate.

Great, now I can't concentrate.

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« Reply #144 on: April 08, 2013, 03:34:52 PM »
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Jason was probably a little distracted today. I told him to search Jenna Easmon, who was named the fittest model in the world. She is absolutely stunning from head-to-toe. He probably can't concentrate.

Great, now I can't concentrate.

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #145 on: April 09, 2013, 11:56:25 AM »
in a 1-on-1 meeting with my manager and me, said manager referred to a team member, who is more than likely homosexual but not confirmed, as "flowery"

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« Reply #146 on: April 09, 2013, 06:50:15 PM »
We have bi-weekly short meetings with our shop floor people. Every meeting they try to do something funny. Some office people brought in some younger pictures of themselves for a "guess who" game. One woman brought in a picture of herself in blackface as Aunt Jamima from 4 years ago. That picture was not allowed to be included.
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« Reply #147 on: April 09, 2013, 07:04:48 PM »
in a 1-on-1 meeting with my manager and me, said manager referred to a team member, who is more than likely homosexual but not confirmed, as "flowery"

Yeah, that's terrible.

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« Reply #148 on: April 10, 2013, 02:36:39 AM »
We have bi-weekly short meetings with our shop floor people. Every meeting they try to do something funny. Some office people brought in some younger pictures of themselves for a "guess who" game. One woman brought in a picture of herself in blackface as Aunt Jamima from 4 years ago. That picture was not allowed to be included.
that is just fantastic.  did she understand why though?
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« Reply #149 on: April 10, 2013, 08:48:01 AM »
We have bi-weekly short meetings with our shop floor people. Every meeting they try to do something funny. Some office people brought in some younger pictures of themselves for a "guess who" game. One woman brought in a picture of herself in blackface as Aunt Jamima from 4 years ago. That picture was not allowed to be included.
that is just fantastic.  did she understand why though?

In my experience, most people who use black face never understand why they shouldn't do it.