Coworker quotes

[Emo EMAW]

it's also possible her kid got sick

So this week she had to leave early once and now today (Friday, again) she called in sick because she got whatever the kid had. So either kids are the best excuse ever to get out of multiple days of work OR it sucks having kids because they get you really sick a lot.

Both.  Not that I've ever done either.  Still early folks.  Also work sucks.  Don't get the people who are super hard core about it and want everyone else to be super hard core about it too.

[Mr Bread]

it's also possible her kid got sick

So this week she had to leave early once and now today (Friday, again) she called in sick because she got whatever the kid had. So either kids are the best excuse ever to get out of multiple days of work OR it sucks having kids because they get you really sick a lot.

Daycare is pretty shitty about the whole situation in my experience.  I mean they get your kids rough ridin' sick and then won't let you bring them in until they're better, yet still charge you for when they're out.  They have all the leverage though.  Like if we threw a fit about it, they would tell us to eff off and give our spots to somebody else on the waiting list. 

[Emo EMAW]

Just walked up to the kitchenette area of the office to find two old women talking about someone using the withdrawl method for birth control. 

[The Big Train]

i have a coworker who will sit in their cube and every free moment they get will call one of their friends, and just bitch about what another friend did to them.  once this is complete they will call the friend they were just bitching about and bitch to that friend about the person they just hung up with.  its just a vicious circle and jfc its annoying 

[Spracne]

i have a coworker who will sit in their cube and every free moment they get will call one of their friends, and just bitch about what another friend did to them.  once this is complete they will call the friend they were just bitching about and bitch to that friend about the person they just hung up with.  its just a vicious circle and jfc its annoying 

And here you are, bitching about her on this blob. 

A man once said, "bitching is a flat circle..."

[The Big Train]

never said it was a her

[Spracne]

never said it was a her

Well, were they?

[michigancat]

He's not really black.

[420seriouscat69]

Coworker: "All i'm saying is, I prefer chocolate. U know what i'm saying!" (Room awkwardly gets quiet) "I'm saying I prefer chocolate ppl!"

[Brock Landers]

Coworker: "All i'm saying is, I prefer chocolate. U know what i'm saying!" (Room awkwardly gets quiet) "I'm saying I prefer chocolate ppl!"

Need a little more info on the inflection of that last sentence.  Was it:

"I prefer chocolate people!"

or was it

"I prefer chocolate, people!"

[420seriouscat69]

Coworker: "All i'm saying is, I prefer chocolate. U know what i'm saying!" (Room awkwardly gets quiet) "I'm saying I prefer chocolate ppl!"

Need a little more info on the inflection of that last sentence.  Was it:

"I prefer chocolate people!"

or was it

"I prefer chocolate, people!"

This. She really wanted to let us know that she likes black guys and she rambled it on until it got really uncomfortable.

[star seed 7]

That would be the first one then

Also, I love chocolate, women 

[420seriouscat69]

That would be the first one then

Also, I love chocolate, women 

I know you do, bud! 

[chum1]

Coworker: "All i'm saying is, I prefer chocolate. U know what i'm saying!" (Room awkwardly gets quiet) "I'm saying I prefer chocolate ppl!"

Need a little more info on the inflection of that last sentence.  Was it:

"I prefer chocolate people!"

or was it

"I prefer chocolate, people!"

This. She really wanted to let us know that she likes black guys and she rambled it on until it got really uncomfortable.

Somehow, I knew before I read his reply that Fanning would guess wrong on the grammar.

[slobber]

Coworker: "All i'm saying is, I prefer chocolate. U know what i'm saying!" (Room awkwardly gets quiet) "I'm saying I prefer chocolate ppl!"

Need a little more info on the inflection of that last sentence.  Was it:

"I prefer chocolate people!"

or was it

"I prefer chocolate, people!"

This. She really wanted to let us know that she likes black guys and she rambled it on until it got really uncomfortable.

Somehow, I knew before I read his reply that Fanning would guess wrong on the grammar.

this




Gonna win 'em all!

[SdK]

cw: "I'm going to have to afro engineer something"

Sdk: what do you mean?

Cw: haven't you ever heard of ni

Sdk: yeah, but I find that offensive

Cw: that's why I said afro engineering

Sdk: that's also extremely inappropriate.

Sdk: rock chalk

Cw: Jayhawk

[slobber]

Gonna win 'em all!

[AbeFroman]

Coworker to me and 2 other people: "Hey did anyone see the new Jurassic Park movie?"
Me: "Not yet, did you go see it?"
Her: "No I don't like dinosuar movies, I just heard it made bunch of money"

Conversation awkwardly ends

[The Big Train]

i will never get that 10 seconds back, i hope you are happy AbeFroman

[AbeFroman]

How do you think I feel? I had to live it

[puniraptor]

i enjoyed the convo. would read again

[puniraptor]

i like thinking about dinosaur movies as a genre

can you name them all?
jp
jp2
jp3
jw
carnosaur
carnosaur2
land before time
the one with the pet trex
the land that time forgot
possibly king kong
a percentage of gozillas

[puniraptor]

i like thinking about dinosaur movies as a genre

can you name them all?
jp
jp2
jp3
jw
carnosaur
carnosaur2
land before time
the one with the pet trex
the land that time forgot
possibly king kong
a percentage of gozillas

journey to the center of the earth

[Gooch]

The 10 Commandments? No wait never mind.

[Mrs. Gooch]

i like thinking about dinosaur movies as a genre

can you name them all?
jp
jp2
jp3
jw
carnosaur
carnosaur2
land before time
the one with the pet trex
the land that time forgot
possibly king kong
a percentage of gozillas

journey to the center of the earth

Tremors and sequels