Author Topic: Coworker quotes (Read 84732 times)

kim carnes · « **Reply #475 on:** October 09, 2014, 08:26:17 PM »

Quote from: deputy dawg on October 09, 2014, 04:24:32 PM

Woman that is KU fan in my office said that Bramlage only sells out when KU comes to Manhattan. Stud fellow EMAW'er posted attendance stats that puts attendance at 'Cats BB games as 23rd most in the nation. Woman KU fan retorted that attendance at Allen is 1st in the nation--stud EMAW'er posted stat that puts KU at 10th.

If anyone at my office ever discussed average attendance for college basketball games I would immediately quit my job b/c I'm working for a company that hires losers. BOOM!

deputy dawg · « **Reply #476 on:** October 10, 2014, 03:10:54 PM »

Quote from: kim carnes on October 09, 2014, 08:26:17 PM

Quote from: deputy dawg on October 09, 2014, 04:24:32 PM
Woman that is KU fan in my office said that Bramlage only sells out when KU comes to Manhattan. Stud fellow EMAW'er posted attendance stats that puts attendance at 'Cats BB games as 23rd most in the nation. Woman KU fan retorted that attendance at Allen is 1st in the nation--stud EMAW'er posted stat that puts KU at 10th.

If anyone at my office ever discussed average attendance for college basketball games I would immediately quit my job b/c I'm working for a company that hires losers. BOOM!

So, have you turned in your resignation KC?

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #477 on:** October 20, 2014, 07:42:13 PM »

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The doctor said it's definitely a yeast infection and to put the cream on it 3 times a day. There's a tube of it in his diaper bag.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #478 on:** October 21, 2014, 10:14:18 AM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on October 20, 2014, 07:42:13 PM

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The doctor said it's definitely a yeast infection and to put the cream on it 3 times a day. There's a tube of it in his diaper bag.

Babies can get diaper rash yeast infections if they are on antibiotics. The antibiotics kill the good bacteria along with the bad and it allows the yeast to show up when it would otherwise be consumed by the good bacteria in the baby's system. Yeast grows in warm, wet places like diapers and vauhjes if unchecked. Something like that.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #479 on:** October 21, 2014, 10:15:07 AM »

You have yeast in your body and on your ass too.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #480 on:** October 21, 2014, 10:15:58 AM »

So keep an eye on it.

slobber · « **Reply #481 on:** October 21, 2014, 10:40:17 AM »

Mr Bread, if you were my coworker, I'd be posting those comments in this thread.

Gonna win 'em all!

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #482 on:** October 31, 2014, 02:57:56 PM »

It seems pretty convenient that my co-worker's kid got sick about 1.5 hours before quitting time on a Friday; so she had to leave early.

Gooch · « **Reply #483 on:** October 31, 2014, 03:01:07 PM »

Kids make the best excuses.*

* Don't even rough ridin' think about it tho

kslim · « **Reply #484 on:** October 31, 2014, 03:02:04 PM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on October 31, 2014, 02:57:56 PM

It seems pretty convenient that my co-worker's kid got sick about 1.5 hours before quitting time on a Friday; so she had to leave early.

was her work done? i do this all the time if im just "garbage timing" it

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #485 on:** October 31, 2014, 03:03:00 PM »

If you want to take a fake sick day you don't even have to pretend to be sick yourself, just say your kid is sick then you can go to work the next day without pretending you are recovering from an illness. Just say the kid got better or the grandparents are watching them the next day.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #486 on:** October 31, 2014, 03:04:01 PM »

Quote from: kslim on October 31, 2014, 03:02:04 PM

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on October 31, 2014, 02:57:56 PM
It seems pretty convenient that my co-worker's kid got sick about 1.5 hours before quitting time on a Friday; so she had to leave early.
was her work done? i do this all the time if im just "garbage timing" it

Well she doesn't have anything "due" right now so there weren't things that had to be done by the end of the day or anything.

kslim · « **Reply #487 on:** October 31, 2014, 03:08:10 PM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on October 31, 2014, 03:04:01 PM

Quote from: kslim on October 31, 2014, 03:02:04 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on October 31, 2014, 02:57:56 PM
It seems pretty convenient that my co-worker's kid got sick about 1.5 hours before quitting time on a Friday; so she had to leave early.
was her work done? i do this all the time if im just "garbage timing" it

Well she doesn't have anything "due" right now so there weren't things that had to be done by the end of the day or anything.

yeah its friday and Halloween so i can see this happening alot. using your kids as an excuse is kind of shitty but to each their own, i rarely get sick so i have to use it at some point

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #488 on:** October 31, 2014, 03:11:12 PM »

Pretty well documented Mrs Gooch hates kids and parents of kids so no surprise here.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #489 on:** October 31, 2014, 03:16:20 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on October 31, 2014, 03:11:12 PM

Pretty well documented Mrs Gooch hates kids and parents of kids so no surprise here.

I do not hate kids, but sometimes I am annoyed by parents of kids and their overpopulation contributing ways.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #490 on:** October 31, 2014, 03:29:50 PM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on October 31, 2014, 03:16:20 PM

Quote from: Emo EMAW on October 31, 2014, 03:11:12 PM
Pretty well documented Mrs Gooch hates kids and parents of kids so no surprise here.

I do not hate kids, but sometimes I am annoyed by parents of kids and their overpopulation contributing ways.

I do agree that like 1 in 3 people in this world should kill themselves tomorrow if that helps.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #491 on:** October 31, 2014, 05:44:43 PM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on October 31, 2014, 02:57:56 PM

It seems pretty convenient that my co-worker's kid got sick about 1.5 hours before quitting time on a Friday; so she had to leave early.

Ask her for a picture of her kid in a halloween costume on Monday. Then watch her squirm when you say "I'm glad he was still able to trick or treat"

michigancat · « **Reply #492 on:** October 31, 2014, 05:50:31 PM »

it's also possible her kid got sick

star seed 7 · « **Reply #493 on:** October 31, 2014, 05:53:49 PM »

I didn't stay home sick from first grade through high school so I assume any sick kid is a lie.

I had scarlet fever in kindergarten tho.

Tobias · « **Reply #494 on:** October 31, 2014, 06:22:25 PM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on October 31, 2014, 05:53:49 PM

I had scarlet fever in kindergarten tho.

jesus, you are old

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #495 on:** October 31, 2014, 07:11:17 PM »

The kid is in daycare; so she has to go get her immediately if she is sick. Also she has be fever free for 24 hours before she can go back.

CNS · « **Reply #496 on:** October 31, 2014, 07:46:56 PM »

That is most pub schools, fyi.

slobber · « **Reply #497 on:** October 31, 2014, 08:34:04 PM »

My mom didn't miss a day of school all the way through 8th grade.

(Non of my coworkers have ever said this. )

Gonna win 'em all!

pissclams · « **Reply #498 on:** November 01, 2014, 03:55:31 PM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on October 31, 2014, 02:57:56 PM

It seems pretty convenient that my co-worker's kid got sick about 1.5 hours before quitting time on a Friday; so she had to leave early.

children breed unethical behavior.
most parents, and this is science, not opinion, are pure scumbags. don't kill the messenger, folks

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #499 on:** November 07, 2014, 07:53:31 AM »

Quote from: michigancat on October 31, 2014, 05:50:31 PM

it's also possible her kid got sick

So this week she had to leave early once and now today (Friday, again) she called in sick because she got whatever the kid had. So either kids are the best excuse ever to get out of multiple days of work OR it sucks having kids because they get you really sick a lot.