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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #450 on: July 17, 2014, 09:19:15 AM »
That's pretty bad, hope you're looking for a new job.

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #451 on: July 17, 2014, 09:39:14 AM »
One of the owners at my company has been known to throw around "towel head" in meetings, multiple times actually.

punchable face?

using phrases like that gives you an automatic punchable face.

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #452 on: July 31, 2014, 08:59:11 PM »
if i could get rid of just one thing on god's green earth, it would be the eastern red ceder
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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #453 on: August 26, 2014, 10:29:51 AM »
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The problem with California is there's not enough ass beatings. People need to learn the respect their momma should have knocked into them

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« Reply #454 on: August 26, 2014, 10:31:38 AM »
Plenty of good wholesome midwestern'y ass beating being handed out around here.

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« Reply #455 on: August 26, 2014, 10:35:03 AM »
Plenty of good wholesome midwestern'y ass beating being handed out around here.

He also mentioned people need better etiquette during this rant about there not being enough ass beatings.

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« Reply #456 on: August 27, 2014, 02:36:44 PM »
Quote from: Indiana
You can't eat Zachary's Pizza without a nice glass of wine, drinking a beer with it is sacrilege
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Oh come on, it's pizza! :D
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That's how they did ate pizza in Italy in the old days, with wine
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Yeah but in the old days Italy didn't even have tomatoes - they came from Mexico. so you're not really doing it like the old old days
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No, they came from China. Marco Polo brought them. But they don't know where they came from because they've been in China for all their recorded history.
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OK


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomato#History
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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #457 on: August 27, 2014, 02:38:15 PM »
well I just learned something about Tomatoes.
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« Reply #458 on: August 27, 2014, 02:38:59 PM »
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San Francisco banned plastic bags and New York banned paper bags, so one of them is definitely wrong.


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« Reply #459 on: September 18, 2014, 08:40:04 AM »
Quote from: Auburn guy in my office
I hope they bailed out our quarterback so he can play tonight.

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K-State practices slavery. They don't even pay their players.


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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #460 on: September 18, 2014, 08:40:45 AM »
the second one I'm not 100% certain about

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #461 on: September 18, 2014, 09:10:31 AM »
IMO Alabamans should stay away from slavery jokes.  :dunno:

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« Reply #462 on: September 19, 2014, 04:26:09 PM »
the second one I'm not 100% certain about
This guy is super old and I'm pretty sure he was serious.

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #463 on: September 21, 2014, 08:03:32 AM »
Background: Blue collar workers have been messy. Someone spilled a cup of coffee.


Old White Secretary: I cant believe it, Ramp Manager(Ecuadorian) told him not to clean it up, that "We have people for that". Can you believe that?

Old White Man: I think it may be a cultural difference, in some cultures, south of here...They have people to clean stuff and they believe its below them, the cleaning people will clean. Its a cultural thing.

Old White Secretary: I don't know what you mean. We don't have many mexicans that work here. We have some from Ecuador, but not Mexico.

Old White Man: Well, its the same, I believe its cultural, some cultures....South of here....believe that they are above cleaning up after themselves. They have "People" For that and they wont do it.

Old White Secretary: Well they need to clean up their own messes. I don't care if its their culture back home, if you make a mess clean it up.

Old White Man: I agree, it may be okay....south of here....but if they make a mess they need to clean it up. (Ramp Manager) needs to know it may be acceptable where he is from, but its not here. It's cultural.   

(Painfully awkward Conversation about Latin American Culture by referring to it as "South of Here" continues exactly like this for 5 minutes)

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #464 on: September 22, 2014, 02:18:52 PM »
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Sofia Vergara looks pretty nice for an older lady.

This guy is about 60.

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #465 on: September 22, 2014, 04:47:04 PM »

Quote from: Indiana
Glocks are guns for girls.



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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #466 on: September 22, 2014, 04:53:14 PM »

Quote from: Indiana
Glocks are guns for girls.

Oh man.  This is a really good one.

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #467 on: September 22, 2014, 06:23:31 PM »
I don't know for sure, but I would bet my dad agrees  :D
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« Reply #468 on: September 22, 2014, 07:03:28 PM »
What are the man guns?  Did you ask him mc?
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« Reply #469 on: September 22, 2014, 08:15:22 PM »
What are the man guns?  Did you ask him mc?

50/50 he would grab his crotch.

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« Reply #470 on: September 23, 2014, 09:19:00 AM »
That doesn't sound like the Indiana I know. 
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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #471 on: October 08, 2014, 02:00:47 PM »
Chick whose cubicle is on the other side of the wall from me talking on the phone:

"Yeah we're all Jayhawkers over here."    :dubious:

Followed up with:

"Jayhawks?  I don't watch Jayhawk football but I heard they got spanked the other day."    :lol:

On the days when we are allowed to dress down she is always decked out from head to toe in KU gear.

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« Reply #472 on: October 08, 2014, 07:22:22 PM »
Chick whose cubicle is on the other side of the wall from me talking on the phone:

"Yeah we're all Jayhawkers over here."    :dubious:

Followed up with:

"Jayhawks?  I don't watch Jayhawk football but I heard they got spanked the other day."    :lol:

On the days when we are allowed to dress down she is always decked out from head to toe in KU gear.

I also share a cubicle wall with a big KU fan. Thinking about calling in OSHA.

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« Reply #473 on: October 09, 2014, 04:24:32 PM »
Woman that is KU fan in my office said that Bramlage only sells out when KU comes to Manhattan.  Stud fellow EMAW'er posted attendance stats that puts attendance at 'Cats BB games as 23rd most in the nation.  Woman KU fan retorted that attendance at Allen is 1st in the nation--stud EMAW'er posted stat that puts KU at 10th. 

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« Reply #474 on: October 09, 2014, 05:36:02 PM »
Up here in Des Moines:

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