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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #425 on: May 23, 2014, 01:37:00 PM »
From my understanding, he limits himself to one tallboy a weeknight and one bottle of ciroc for the weekend. I don't think he has a drinking problem. The only issue I have with his habits is that he doesn't realize how poor of an idea it is to drive with an open container, especially since he drives a vehicle to make a living.

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« Reply #426 on: May 23, 2014, 02:06:23 PM »
Also, since it is Friday, one of the full time guys will yell "It's liquor night" after he has punched out and heads for the door this evening.

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He goes to the liquor store every night after work to pick up his girlfriend, a st. pauli girl tallboy, for the drive home. "I'm gonna go pick up my girlfriend. See ya tomorrow, Metalhead."

This guy is a pretty good example for the drinking problem thread.  I mean, he limits himself to liquor only on Fridays it sounds like.  Good for him and his self control.

He's drinking and driving, which is an bad person thing to do.

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« Reply #427 on: May 23, 2014, 02:11:41 PM »
Also, since it is Friday, one of the full time guys will yell "It's liquor night" after he has punched out and heads for the door this evening.

stud/boss

He goes to the liquor store every night after work to pick up his girlfriend, a st. pauli girl tallboy, for the drive home. "I'm gonna go pick up my girlfriend. See ya tomorrow, Metalhead."

This guy is a pretty good example for the drinking problem thread.  I mean, he limits himself to liquor only on Fridays it sounds like.  Good for him and his self control.

He's drinking and driving, which is an bad person thing to do.
Drinking and driving should be ok. Drunk driving is the problem.

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« Reply #428 on: May 23, 2014, 02:51:09 PM »
Also, since it is Friday, one of the full time guys will yell "It's liquor night" after he has punched out and heads for the door this evening.

stud/boss

He goes to the liquor store every night after work to pick up his girlfriend, a st. pauli girl tallboy, for the drive home. "I'm gonna go pick up my girlfriend. See ya tomorrow, Metalhead."

This guy is a pretty good example for the drinking problem thread.  I mean, he limits himself to liquor only on Fridays it sounds like.  Good for him and his self control.

He's drinking and driving, which is an bad person thing to do.
Drinking and driving should be ok. Drunk driving is the problem.

Yeah.  Also, this guy is a pro. 

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #429 on: May 23, 2014, 04:19:40 PM »
when i worked construction, i think i was the only one that didn't drink beer on the drive home (i was also the only one that didn't have a 30minute+ drive home because construction workers only live in podunk towns apparently)
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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #430 on: May 23, 2014, 04:32:31 PM »
when i worked construction, i think i was the only one that didn't drink beer on the drive home (i was also the only one that didn't have a 30minute+ drive home because construction workers only live in podunk towns apparently)
Take it to the snob thread.

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« Reply #431 on: May 23, 2014, 04:36:08 PM »
when i worked construction, i think i was the only one that didn't drink beer on the drive home (i was also the only one that didn't have a 30minute+ drive home because construction workers only live in podunk towns apparently)
Take it to the snob thread.

nothing i said was snobby, just factual
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« Reply #432 on: June 17, 2014, 02:40:51 AM »
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« Reply #433 on: June 17, 2014, 06:23:44 AM »
Had an amazing journey through "you won't believe this but" baby name stories with a group of nurses.  Orangejello and Lemonjello, La-a and Shithead all made an appearance.

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« Reply #434 on: June 17, 2014, 06:28:05 AM »
when i worked construction, i think i was the only one that didn't drink beer on the drive home (i was also the only one that didn't have a 30minute+ drive home because construction workers only live in podunk towns apparently)

"Yeah, but you can't get drunk off beer"

Actual quote from CNSBoss when I was a painter in HS.  The guy said it to a customer when she noticed his Big Gulp cup was full of beer that morning as they looked over our progress so far.

It was approx 9am. 

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« Reply #435 on: June 17, 2014, 06:41:37 AM »
Had an amazing journey through "you won't believe this but" baby name stories with a group of nurses.  Orangejello and Lemonjello, La-a and Shithead all made an appearance.

Femily?
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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #436 on: June 17, 2014, 07:41:46 AM »
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« Reply #437 on: June 17, 2014, 07:48:54 AM »

Had an amazing journey through "you won't believe this but" baby name stories with a group of nurses.  Orangejello and Lemonjello, La-a and Shithead all made an appearance.

Femily?

No but did get a "feather not dot" Rain Cloud shout out.  Also had a great moment when one nurse asked the other in the middle of the shithead story "was it an Asian, you know an oriental family?"  Maybe she thought they were a family of misspelled mushrooms.

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #438 on: June 17, 2014, 08:09:19 AM »
Who would have guessed that nurses are such lying liars?

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« Reply #439 on: June 17, 2014, 10:52:49 AM »
A good portion of nurses are trashy fuckups so it fits. 
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« Reply #440 on: June 24, 2014, 11:30:52 AM »
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« Reply #441 on: June 24, 2014, 11:46:44 AM »
Had an amazing journey through "you won't believe this but" baby name stories with a group of nurses.  Orangejello and Lemonjello, La-a and Shithead all made an appearance.
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« Reply #442 on: June 24, 2014, 11:47:51 AM »
Who would have guessed that nurses are such lying liars?
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« Reply #443 on: June 24, 2014, 11:48:11 AM »
A good portion of nurses are trashy fuckups so it fits.
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« Reply #444 on: June 24, 2014, 02:54:59 PM »
when i worked construction, i think i was the only one that didn't drink beer on the drive home (i was also the only one that didn't have a 30minute+ drive home because construction workers only live in podunk towns apparently)

"Yeah, but you can't get drunk off beer"

Actual quote from CNSBoss when I was a painter in HS.  The guy said it to a customer when she noticed his Big Gulp cup was full of beer that morning as they looked over our progress so far.

It was approx 9am.

Construction guys are so badass.
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« Reply #445 on: June 24, 2014, 03:03:17 PM »
when i worked construction, i think i was the only one that didn't drink beer on the drive home (i was also the only one that didn't have a 30minute+ drive home because construction workers only live in podunk towns apparently)

"Yeah, but you can't get drunk off beer"

Actual quote from CNSBoss when I was a painter in HS.  The guy said it to a customer when she noticed his Big Gulp cup was full of beer that morning as they looked over our progress so far.

It was approx 9am.

Construction guys are so badass.

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« Reply #446 on: July 17, 2014, 04:09:15 AM »
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« Reply #447 on: July 17, 2014, 06:19:12 AM »
One of the owners at my company has been known to throw around "towel head" in meetings, multiple times actually.
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« Reply #448 on: July 17, 2014, 08:50:50 AM »
One of the owners at my company has been known to throw around "towel head" in meetings, multiple times actually.
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« Reply #449 on: July 17, 2014, 09:06:29 AM »
One of the owners at my company has been known to throw around "towel head" in meetings, multiple times actually.

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