Coworker quotes

[Asteriskhead]

From my understanding, he limits himself to one tallboy a weeknight and one bottle of ciroc for the weekend. I don't think he has a drinking problem. The only issue I have with his habits is that he doesn't realize how poor of an idea it is to drive with an open container, especially since he drives a vehicle to make a living.

[michigancat]

Also, since it is Friday, one of the full time guys will yell "It's liquor night" after he has punched out and heads for the door this evening.

stud/boss

He goes to the liquor store every night after work to pick up his girlfriend, a st. pauli girl tallboy, for the drive home. "I'm gonna go pick up my girlfriend. See ya tomorrow, Metalhead."

This guy is a pretty good example for the drinking problem thread.  I mean, he limits himself to liquor only on Fridays it sounds like.  Good for him and his self control.

He's drinking and driving, which is an bad person thing to do.

[Gooch]

Also, since it is Friday, one of the full time guys will yell "It's liquor night" after he has punched out and heads for the door this evening.

stud/boss

He goes to the liquor store every night after work to pick up his girlfriend, a st. pauli girl tallboy, for the drive home. "I'm gonna go pick up my girlfriend. See ya tomorrow, Metalhead."

This guy is a pretty good example for the drinking problem thread.  I mean, he limits himself to liquor only on Fridays it sounds like.  Good for him and his self control.

He's drinking and driving, which is an bad person thing to do.

Drinking and driving should be ok. Drunk driving is the problem.

[CNS]

Also, since it is Friday, one of the full time guys will yell "It's liquor night" after he has punched out and heads for the door this evening.

stud/boss

He goes to the liquor store every night after work to pick up his girlfriend, a st. pauli girl tallboy, for the drive home. "I'm gonna go pick up my girlfriend. See ya tomorrow, Metalhead."

This guy is a pretty good example for the drinking problem thread.  I mean, he limits himself to liquor only on Fridays it sounds like.  Good for him and his self control.

He's drinking and driving, which is an bad person thing to do.

Drinking and driving should be ok. Drunk driving is the problem.

Yeah.  Also, this guy is a pro. 

[star seed 7]

when i worked construction, i think i was the only one that didn't drink beer on the drive home (i was also the only one that didn't have a 30minute+ drive home because construction workers only live in podunk towns apparently)

[420seriouscat69]

when i worked construction, i think i was the only one that didn't drink beer on the drive home (i was also the only one that didn't have a 30minute+ drive home because construction workers only live in podunk towns apparently)

Take it to the snob thread.

[star seed 7]

when i worked construction, i think i was the only one that didn't drink beer on the drive home (i was also the only one that didn't have a 30minute+ drive home because construction workers only live in podunk towns apparently)

Take it to the snob thread.

nothing i said was snobby, just factual

[felix rex]

What, are we not supposed to say "miscegenation" anymore?

[Kat Kid]

Had an amazing journey through "you won't believe this but" baby name stories with a group of nurses.  Orangejello and Lemonjello, La-a and Shithead all made an appearance.

[CNS]

when i worked construction, i think i was the only one that didn't drink beer on the drive home (i was also the only one that didn't have a 30minute+ drive home because construction workers only live in podunk towns apparently)

"Yeah, but you can't get drunk off beer"

Actual quote from CNSBoss when I was a painter in HS.  The guy said it to a customer when she noticed his Big Gulp cup was full of beer that morning as they looked over our progress so far.

It was approx 9am. 

[felix rex]

Had an amazing journey through "you won't believe this but" baby name stories with a group of nurses.  Orangejello and Lemonjello, La-a and Shithead all made an appearance.

Femily?

[Havs]

I told my husband to quit his job, because at the stress level he was going, he was going to be within an inch of death in no time. Knowing my luck, he wouldn't have died all the way; he'd have been alive enough to be a vegetable to keep me miserable.

[Kat Kid]

Had an amazing journey through "you won't believe this but" baby name stories with a group of nurses.  Orangejello and Lemonjello, La-a and Shithead all made an appearance.

Femily?

No but did get a "feather not dot" Rain Cloud shout out.  Also had a great moment when one nurse asked the other in the middle of the shithead story "was it an Asian, you know an oriental family?"  Maybe she thought they were a family of misspelled mushrooms.

[Dugout DickStone]

Who would have guessed that nurses are such lying liars?

[Mr Bread]

A good portion of nurses are trashy fuckups so it fits. 

[michigancat]

Walking down the sidewalk we saw some broken glass from a car window that had been broken into.

The punishment for breaking into a car should be execution.

[SdK]

Had an amazing journey through "you won't believe this but" baby name stories with a group of nurses.  Orangejello and Lemonjello, La-a and Shithead all made an appearance.

nm. reread. SdK mom works in the OB! my favorite was twins. one white, one half black.

[SdK]

Who would have guessed that nurses are such lying liars?

eff off.

[SdK]

A good portion of nurses are trashy fuckups so it fits.

true, but piss off.

[nicname]

when i worked construction, i think i was the only one that didn't drink beer on the drive home (i was also the only one that didn't have a 30minute+ drive home because construction workers only live in podunk towns apparently)

"Yeah, but you can't get drunk off beer"

Actual quote from CNSBoss when I was a painter in HS.  The guy said it to a customer when she noticed his Big Gulp cup was full of beer that morning as they looked over our progress so far.

It was approx 9am.

Construction guys are so badass.

[XocolateThundarr]

when i worked construction, i think i was the only one that didn't drink beer on the drive home (i was also the only one that didn't have a 30minute+ drive home because construction workers only live in podunk towns apparently)

"Yeah, but you can't get drunk off beer"

Actual quote from CNSBoss when I was a painter in HS.  The guy said it to a customer when she noticed his Big Gulp cup was full of beer that morning as they looked over our progress so far.

It was approx 9am.

Construction guys are so badass.

 

[SdK]

Bergdahl should be hung, both of 'em. From a tree. Obama too for that trade

[KITNfury]

One of the owners at my company has been known to throw around "towel head" in meetings, multiple times actually.

[SdK]

One of the owners at my company has been known to throw around "towel head" in meetings, multiple times actually.

Pet name for his post shower wife?

[mocat]

One of the owners at my company has been known to throw around "towel head" in meetings, multiple times actually.

punchable face?