Author Topic: The Ed From Vegas (Read 70329 times)

nicname · « **Reply #225 on:** September 23, 2012, 10:48:29 PM »

Quote from: THE_ED_FROM_VEGAS on September 23, 2012, 09:12:51 PM

I HAVE NO IDEA WHO NICNAME IS... I DIDNT STRUGGLE WITH HIM - HE SOUNDED LIKE A mommy !!!

Whether I do or don't like to bang dudes or have dudes bang me is beside the point. What matters is whether or not your rankings end up being on the caliber or kenpom's bball rankings, the chingdex, or ORCHID.

That your rankings have our and, through the vicarious nature of EMAW, your K-State Cats ranked so high gives me hope for a spectacular season. I pause, however, as you have West Texas Tech ranked number 1.

It's obvious that your EMAW boner is growing, not only from each and every win but through the sheer magnificence of the goEMAW bbsers and from our call-in prowess on your show.

The clock is counting down until the ED becomes a true-life katpak character.

I look forward to it.

p1k3 · « **Reply #226 on:** September 23, 2012, 11:14:48 PM »

Ed getting pwnd in this.

THE_ED_FROM_VEGAS · « **Reply #227 on:** September 24, 2012, 06:25:03 AM »

AS EACH WEEK PASSES DURING THE SEASON MY RANKINGS COME TO FORM ---I AM BETTER THAN ALL THOSE OTHER KIDS WHO GOTS RANKINGS BECUZ THEY USE EMOTION AND I DONT !!!

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #228 on:** September 24, 2012, 08:52:39 AM »

Quote from: Trim on September 22, 2012, 01:38:09 PM

Quote from: Emo EMAW on September 21, 2012, 04:20:32 PM
Trim is very sensitive about Ed.

He's my guest here. fanning worked out somewhat. lynchmob24/34 didn't. This is important.

Plus, The Ed is amazing.

Only through disagreement can we discover the truth. Remember that. Besides, is it not okay to think your team would win every rough ridin' game? I mean this is a K-State board right?

Bloodfart · « **Reply #229 on:** September 24, 2012, 10:04:49 AM »

Nicname had me cracking UP! Nice job. ED's #'s are hard to argue with. Seems like going that far back would skew your results.

This is must watch entertainment though.

8manpick · « **Reply #230 on:** September 24, 2012, 10:06:11 AM »

I WANT TO KNOW WHY ED THINKS THAT WE COULDN'T SCORE ON FLORIDA STATE WHO JUST GAVE UP HALF A MILLION POINTS TO FRACKING CLEMSON?!?!?

Trim · « **Reply #231 on:** September 24, 2012, 01:23:28 PM »

Quote from: 8manpick on September 24, 2012, 10:06:11 AM

I WANT TO KNOW WHY ED THINKS THAT WE COULDN'T SCORE ON FLORIDA STATE WHO JUST GAVE UP HALF A MILLION POINTS TO FRACKING CLEMSON?!?!?

I'd like to hear this too.

THE_ED_FROM_VEGAS · « **Reply #232 on:** September 24, 2012, 06:37:38 PM »

Quote from: Trim on September 24, 2012, 01:23:28 PM

Quote from: 8manpick on September 24, 2012, 10:06:11 AM
I WANT TO KNOW WHY ED THINKS THAT WE COULDN'T SCORE ON FLORIDA STATE WHO JUST GAVE UP HALF A MILLION POINTS TO FRACKING CLEMSON?!?!?

I'd like to hear this too.

YOUR OFFENSE CULD BARELY SCORE ON A SHITTY OKLAHOMA DEFENSE...FLORIDA STATE HAS TOO MUCH SPEED FOR K-STATE AND SO DOES CLEMSON

THE DICE SAY

FLORIDA STATE 45 KANSAS STATE 23

CLEMSON 39 KANSAS STATE 33

DONT CRY JUST REALIZE YOU KIDS IS GOOD BUT NOT THE GRADEST !!! I LIKE KANSAS STATE ALOT BUT I AM REALISTIC IN THE WORLD OF AMERICA !!!

puniraptor · « **Reply #233 on:** September 24, 2012, 06:39:54 PM »

UR AMERICA IS BULLSHIT.

puniraptor · « **Reply #234 on:** September 24, 2012, 06:41:01 PM »

My America is kstate and we would smoke FSUs balls.

8manpick · « **Reply #235 on:** September 24, 2012, 06:50:58 PM »

Quote from: THE_ED_FROM_VEGAS on September 24, 2012, 06:37:38 PM

Quote from: Trim on September 24, 2012, 01:23:28 PM
Quote from: 8manpick on September 24, 2012, 10:06:11 AM
I WANT TO KNOW WHY ED THINKS THAT WE COULDN'T SCORE ON FLORIDA STATE WHO JUST GAVE UP HALF A MILLION POINTS TO FRACKING CLEMSON?!?!?

I'd like to hear this too.

YOUR OFFENSE CULD BARELY SCORE ON A SHITTY OKLAHOMA DEFENSE...FLORIDA STATE HAS TOO MUCH SPEED FOR K-STATE AND SO DOES CLEMSON

THE DICE SAY

FLORIDA STATE 45 KANSAS STATE 23

CLEMSON 39 KANSAS STATE 33

DONT CRY JUST REALIZE YOU KIDS IS GOOD BUT NOT THE GRADEST !!! I LIKE KANSAS STATE ALOT BUT I AM REALISTIC IN THE WORLD OF AMERICA !!!

What is so hard about this? They gave up 37 points to a mediocre football team. Your dice are wrong bro. I'm a The Ed supporter, but you are just being unreasonable here. Oklahoma's offense is far better than Clemson's and they scored 19 on us. Now you are going to tell me that a couple of ACC teams could score 45 and 39? The ACC? Get real.

8manpick · « **Reply #236 on:** September 24, 2012, 06:53:43 PM »

The dice thought OU was going to score 34 and beat EMAW

nicname · « **Reply #237 on:** September 24, 2012, 06:55:17 PM »

Quote from: THE_ED_FROM_VEGAS on September 24, 2012, 06:37:38 PM

Quote from: Trim on September 24, 2012, 01:23:28 PM
Quote from: 8manpick on September 24, 2012, 10:06:11 AM
I WANT TO KNOW WHY ED THINKS THAT WE COULDN'T SCORE ON FLORIDA STATE WHO JUST GAVE UP HALF A MILLION POINTS TO FRACKING CLEMSON?!?!?

I'd like to hear this too.

YOUR OFFENSE CULD BARELY SCORE ON A SHITTY OKLAHOMA DEFENSE...FLORIDA STATE HAS TOO MUCH SPEED FOR K-STATE AND SO DOES CLEMSON

THE DICE SAY

FLORIDA STATE 45 KANSAS STATE 23

CLEMSON 39 KANSAS STATE 33

DONT CRY JUST REALIZE YOU KIDS IS GOOD BUT NOT THE GRADEST !!! I LIKE KANSAS STATE ALOT BUT I AM REALISTIC IN THE WORLD OF AMERICA !!!

Unfortunately, you live in a fairy-tale land where lowercase letters don't exist. I'm not trusting the football prognosticators from a place like that, but I'm holding out hope. You say your rankings and the dice (I'm not sure of this claim) become more accurate as the season progresses. Here's to the possibility of the rankings and dice eventually realizing that KSU Cat success is God-ordained (just like C. Klein's marriage to wonderful wife Shalin) and we can all skip on over to Natty Title Land together when the season is over.

BTW, by Natty Title Land, I mean your house, because I'm going to need a place to crash in Vegas.

THE_ED_FROM_VEGAS · « **Reply #238 on:** September 24, 2012, 07:24:43 PM »

OKLAHOMA HAD SOME UNFORUTNATE MISCUES OR ELSE THEY WULDA SMOKED THE WILDCATS -- JESUS CHRIST YOU KIDS IS HOMERS !!!

puniraptor · « **Reply #239 on:** September 24, 2012, 07:28:35 PM »

Quote from: THE_ED_FROM_VEGAS on September 24, 2012, 07:24:43 PM

OKLAHOMA HAD SOME UNFORUTNATE MISCUES OR ELSE THEY WULDA SMOKED THE WILDCATS -- JESUS CHRIST YOU KIDS IS HOMERS !!!

forced turnovers a result of fearsome defense.

8manpick · « **Reply #240 on:** September 24, 2012, 07:30:25 PM »

Quote from: THE_ED_FROM_VEGAS on September 24, 2012, 07:24:43 PM

OKLAHOMA ~~HAD SOME UNFORUTNATE MISCUES~~ IS NOT AS WELL COACHED OR AS DISCIPLINED OR AS DETERMINED OR ELSE THEY WULDA SMOKED THE WILDCATS IF FOOTBALL GAMES WERE WON BY RECRUITING STARS AND MEDIA OPINIONS ~~-- JESUS CHRIST YOU KIDS IS HOMERS !!!~~

fyp

Bloodfart · « **Reply #241 on:** September 24, 2012, 07:33:26 PM »

Not the Wildcats fault Landry Jones crapped his pants. Do the magic dice take into consideration crapped pants?

MadCat · « **Reply #242 on:** September 24, 2012, 08:51:15 PM »

Quote from: Bloodfart on September 24, 2012, 07:33:26 PM

Not the Wildcats fault Landry Jones crapped his pants. Do the magic dice take into consideration crapped pants?

The magic dice are purely objective. Crapped pants are too full of emotion...results get skewed. Honestly, did anyone think Laundry would crap his pants like this?

puniraptor · « **Reply #243 on:** September 24, 2012, 09:01:32 PM »

Quote from: MadCat on September 24, 2012, 08:51:15 PM

Quote from: Bloodfart on September 24, 2012, 07:33:26 PM
Not the Wildcats fault Landry Jones crapped his pants. Do the magic dice take into consideration crapped pants?
The magic dice are purely objective. Crapped pants are too full of emotion...results get skewed. Honestly, did anyone think Laundry would crap his pants like this?

Everyone!
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=22869

MadCat · « **Reply #244 on:** September 24, 2012, 09:45:28 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on September 24, 2012, 09:01:32 PM

Quote from: MadCat on September 24, 2012, 08:51:15 PM
Quote from: Bloodfart on September 24, 2012, 07:33:26 PM
Not the Wildcats fault Landry Jones crapped his pants. Do the magic dice take into consideration crapped pants?
The magic dice are purely objective. Crapped pants are too full of emotion...results get skewed. Honestly, did anyone think Laundry would crap his pants like this?
Everyone!
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=22869

i mean besides all of them, of course

EMAWzified · « **Reply #245 on:** September 24, 2012, 09:58:55 PM »

IF YOU DON'T USE EMOTION, WHY DO YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS?

Clemson, plaaaleeeze.

hemmy · « **Reply #246 on:** September 24, 2012, 10:17:18 PM »

Quote from: THE_ED_FROM_VEGAS on September 24, 2012, 07:24:43 PM

OKLAHOMA HAD SOME UNFORUTNATE MISCUES OR ELSE THEY WULDA SMOKED THE WILDCATS -- JESUS CHRIST YOU KIDS IS HOMERS !!!

This is a emaw fan site dumbass, of course we are homers.

nicname · « **Reply #247 on:** September 24, 2012, 10:19:01 PM »

Quote from: hemmy on September 24, 2012, 10:17:18 PM

Quote from: THE_ED_FROM_VEGAS on September 24, 2012, 07:24:43 PM
OKLAHOMA HAD SOME UNFORUTNATE MISCUES OR ELSE THEY WULDA SMOKED THE WILDCATS -- JESUS CHRIST YOU KIDS IS HOMERS !!!

This is a emaw fan site dumbass, of course we are homers.

Each in our own unique way.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #248 on:** September 24, 2012, 10:38:15 PM »

Quote from: hemmy on September 24, 2012, 10:17:18 PM

Quote from: THE_ED_FROM_VEGAS on September 24, 2012, 07:24:43 PM
OKLAHOMA HAD SOME UNFORUTNATE MISCUES OR ELSE THEY WULDA SMOKED THE WILDCATS -- JESUS CHRIST YOU KIDS IS HOMERS !!!

This is a emaw fan site dumbass, of course we are homers.

Well at least some of us are homers.

8manpick · « **Reply #249 on:** September 24, 2012, 10:41:32 PM »

Ed should check out the "media hates us" thread