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How do you plan on welcoming Eric Crouch back to Manhattan?
« on: September 06, 2012, 01:32:03 PM »
I'm gonna get to the game really early, and if I see that little grudge holding loser walking around I'm probably gonna do this:



and then maybe one of these:



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Re: How do you plan on welcoming Eric Crouch back to Manhattan?
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2012, 01:33:18 PM »
my obvious goal will be to make out with him because he's a stud


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Re: How do you plan on welcoming Eric Crouch back to Manhattan?
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2012, 01:35:03 PM »
I'm gonna get to the game really early, and if I see that little grudge holding loser walking around I'm probably gonna do this:



and then maybe one of these:



I'm going to jam my pointer finger in his eye socket, middle in a nostril, ring and pinky in his mouth and I'm going to rip that rough ridin' head all the way off  :curse: :comeatme:
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Re: How do you plan on welcoming Eric Crouch back to Manhattan?
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2012, 01:37:37 PM »
I'm gonna get to the game really early, and if I see that little grudge holding loser walking around I'm probably gonna do this:



and then maybe one of these:



I'm going to jam my pointer finger in his eye socket, middle in a nostril, ring and pinky in his mouth and I'm going to rip that rough ridin' head all the way off  :curse: :comeatme:

You're going bowling!

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Re: How do you plan on welcoming Eric Crouch back to Manhattan?
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2012, 01:38:32 PM »
"Hey Mr. Crouch, there is a special K-State vs Nebraska plaque over by the Ernie Barrett statue. You should go see it."

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How do you plan on welcoming Eric Crouch back to Manhattan?
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2012, 01:40:14 PM »
my obvious goal will be to make out with him because he's a stud

I bet he doesn't even have back hair.


Did you know he is the only Heisman winner to not wear ties in the group photos? 

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Re: How do you plan on welcoming Eric Crouch back to Manhattan?
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2012, 01:41:03 PM »
Ask him how beautiful our Ochs tree is from inside an ear hole.

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Re: How do you plan on welcoming Eric Crouch back to Manhattan?
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2012, 01:53:40 PM »
my obvious goal will be to make out with him because he's a stud

I bet he doesn't even have back hair.


Did you know he is the only Heisman winner to not wear ties in the group photos? 

he has a golden arm and golden legs.  the only thing better would be to have a golden stomach too so he could crap gold bricks from his golden ass.

dude is golden.


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How do you plan on welcoming Eric Crouch back to Manhattan?
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2012, 01:55:44 PM »
Well put.

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Re: How do you plan on welcoming Eric Crouch back to Manhattan?
« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2012, 02:03:00 PM »
I'd call him "Eric Slouch."


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Re: How do you plan on welcoming Eric Crouch back to Manhattan?
« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2012, 02:06:14 PM »
Probly run past him with my arm out clotheline style, and watch that little grudge holding golden bitch flinch!!!
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Re: How do you plan on welcoming Eric Crouch back to Manhattan?
« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2012, 02:18:29 PM »
Refer to him as Eric Crotch

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Re: How do you plan on welcoming Eric Crouch back to Manhattan?
« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2012, 03:43:47 PM »
Ask him if I can extra fries with my order.

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Re: How do you plan on welcoming Eric Crouch back to Manhattan?
« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2012, 04:01:20 PM »
I will comfort him and tell him that things will be ok and that he is in a safe place and buy him a funnel cake from our small timey carnival like tents behind the endzone.

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Re: How do you plan on welcoming Eric Crouch back to Manhattan?
« Reply #14 on: September 06, 2012, 06:12:16 PM »
If somebody wants to give him a lift to JW's pool after the game, I'll choke him out there.

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Re: How do you plan on welcoming Eric Crouch back to Manhattan?
« Reply #15 on: September 06, 2012, 07:21:31 PM »
ask him how Creighton Basketball will be this year

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Re: How do you plan on welcoming Eric Crouch back to Manhattan?
« Reply #16 on: September 06, 2012, 07:22:21 PM »
If somebody wants to give him a lift to JW's pool after the game, I'll choke him out there.

I'll welcome hm back by taking him out to a really nice seafood dinner. He was the most valuable player last time we won a national title.

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Re: How do you plan on welcoming Eric Crouch back to Manhattan?
« Reply #17 on: September 06, 2012, 07:26:49 PM »
my obvious goal will be to make out with him because he's a stud

I bet he doesn't even have back hair.


Did you know he is the only Heisman winner to not wear ties in the group photos?

typical cornhusker thugs trash. color this cat fan not surprised.

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Re: How do you plan on welcoming Eric Crouch back to Manhattan?
« Reply #18 on: September 06, 2012, 07:35:45 PM »
Go in to the booth and turn his headset around backwards.

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Re: How do you plan on welcoming Eric Crouch back to Manhattan?
« Reply #19 on: September 06, 2012, 07:38:21 PM »
I hope we include "the play" in one of our pregame videos!

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Re: How do you plan on welcoming Eric Crouch back to Manhattan?
« Reply #20 on: September 06, 2012, 11:56:52 PM »
He's in Manhattan tonight (podcast from the Petros and Money show):





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Re: How do you plan on welcoming Eric Crouch back to Manhattan?
« Reply #21 on: September 07, 2012, 01:21:18 AM »
"Hey Mr. Crouch, there is a special K-State vs Nebraska plaque over by the Ernie Barrett statue. You should go see it."

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Re: How do you plan on welcoming Eric Crouch back to Manhattan?
« Reply #22 on: September 07, 2012, 01:22:03 AM »
I'll probably give him a jubilant wave, and if I think he looks down, ask him how he is doing.

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Re: How do you plan on welcoming Eric Crouch back to Manhattan?
« Reply #23 on: September 07, 2012, 02:13:49 AM »
I'd probably give him this:

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Re: How do you plan on welcoming Eric Crouch back to Manhattan?
« Reply #24 on: September 07, 2012, 09:14:05 AM »
challenge him to a freestyle wrestling match right there in the middle of the field and make him look like a bitch when i take a 15-0 decision and then pinning him afterwards just for shits and gigs.
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