Author Topic: How do you plan on welcoming Eric Crouch back to Manhattan? (Read 4574 times)

EMAWmeister · « **on:** September 06, 2012, 01:32:03 PM »

I'm gonna get to the game really early, and if I see that little grudge holding loser walking around I'm probably gonna do this:

and then maybe one of these:

pissclams · « **Reply #1 on:** September 06, 2012, 01:33:18 PM »

my obvious goal will be to make out with him because he's a stud

8manpick · « **Reply #2 on:** September 06, 2012, 01:35:03 PM »

Quote from: EMAWmeister on September 06, 2012, 01:32:03 PM

I'm gonna get to the game really early, and if I see that little grudge holding loser walking around I'm probably gonna do this:

and then maybe one of these:

I'm going to jam my pointer finger in his eye socket, middle in a nostril, ring and pinky in his mouth and I'm going to rip that rough ridin' head all the way off

SdK · « **Reply #3 on:** September 06, 2012, 01:37:37 PM »

Quote from: 8manpick on September 06, 2012, 01:35:03 PM

Quote from: EMAWmeister on September 06, 2012, 01:32:03 PM
I'm gonna get to the game really early, and if I see that little grudge holding loser walking around I'm probably gonna do this:

and then maybe one of these:

I'm going to jam my pointer finger in his eye socket, middle in a nostril, ring and pinky in his mouth and I'm going to rip that rough ridin' head all the way off

You're going bowling!

kso_FAN · « **Reply #4 on:** September 06, 2012, 01:38:32 PM »

"Hey Mr. Crouch, there is a special K-State vs Nebraska plaque over by the Ernie Barrett statue. You should go see it."

Pete · « **Reply #5 on:** September 06, 2012, 01:40:14 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on September 06, 2012, 01:33:18 PM

my obvious goal will be to make out with him because he's a stud

I bet he doesn't even have back hair.

Did you know he is the only Heisman winner to not wear ties in the group photos?

SdK · « **Reply #6 on:** September 06, 2012, 01:41:03 PM »

Ask him how beautiful our Ochs tree is from inside an ear hole.

pissclams · « **Reply #7 on:** September 06, 2012, 01:53:40 PM »

Quote from: Pete on September 06, 2012, 01:40:14 PM

Quote from: pissclams on September 06, 2012, 01:33:18 PM
my obvious goal will be to make out with him because he's a stud

I bet he doesn't even have back hair.

Did you know he is the only Heisman winner to not wear ties in the group photos?

he has a golden arm and golden legs. the only thing better would be to have a golden stomach too so he could crap gold bricks from his golden ass.

dude is golden.

Pete · « **Reply #8 on:** September 06, 2012, 01:55:44 PM »

Well put.

DQ12 · « **Reply #9 on:** September 06, 2012, 02:03:00 PM »

I'd call him "Eric Slouch."

Pittcat · « **Reply #10 on:** September 06, 2012, 02:06:14 PM »

Probly run past him with my arm out clotheline style, and watch that little grudge holding golden bitch flinch!!!

MadCat · « **Reply #11 on:** September 06, 2012, 02:18:29 PM »

Refer to him as Eric Crotch

deputy dawg · « **Reply #12 on:** September 06, 2012, 03:43:47 PM »

Ask him if I can extra fries with my order.

CNS · « **Reply #13 on:** September 06, 2012, 04:01:20 PM »

I will comfort him and tell him that things will be ok and that he is in a safe place and buy him a funnel cake from our small timey carnival like tents behind the endzone.

Trim · « **Reply #14 on:** September 06, 2012, 06:12:16 PM »

If somebody wants to give him a lift to JW's pool after the game, I'll choke him out there.

scottwildcat · « **Reply #15 on:** September 06, 2012, 07:21:31 PM »

ask him how Creighton Basketball will be this year

TheU · « **Reply #16 on:** September 06, 2012, 07:22:21 PM »

Quote from: Trim on September 06, 2012, 06:12:16 PM

If somebody wants to give him a lift to JW's pool after the game, I'll choke him out there.

I'll welcome hm back by taking him out to a really nice seafood dinner. He was the most valuable player last time we won a national title.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #17 on:** September 06, 2012, 07:26:49 PM »

Quote from: Pete on September 06, 2012, 01:40:14 PM

Quote from: pissclams on September 06, 2012, 01:33:18 PM
my obvious goal will be to make out with him because he's a stud

I bet he doesn't even have back hair.

Did you know he is the only Heisman winner to not wear ties in the group photos?

typical cornhusker thugs trash. color this cat fan not surprised.

AbeFroman · « **Reply #18 on:** September 06, 2012, 07:35:45 PM »

Go in to the booth and turn his headset around backwards.

scottwildcat · « **Reply #19 on:** September 06, 2012, 07:38:21 PM »

I hope we include "the play" in one of our pregame videos!

Norm93 · « **Reply #20 on:** September 06, 2012, 11:56:52 PM »

He's in Manhattan tonight (podcast from the Petros and Money show):

SwiftCat · « **Reply #21 on:** September 07, 2012, 01:21:18 AM »

Quote from: ksu_FAN on September 06, 2012, 01:38:32 PM

"Hey Mr. Crouch, there is a special K-State vs Nebraska plaque over by the Ernie Barrett statue. You should go see it."

No one responded to this.

I liked it a lot.

SwiftCat · « **Reply #22 on:** September 07, 2012, 01:22:03 AM »

I'll probably give him a jubilant wave, and if I think he looks down, ask him how he is doing.

WildcatPower · « **Reply #23 on:** September 07, 2012, 02:13:49 AM »

I'd probably give him this:

EMAW4life-JHL · « **Reply #24 on:** September 07, 2012, 09:14:05 AM »

challenge him to a freestyle wrestling match right there in the middle of the field and make him look like a bitch when i take a 15-0 decision and then pinning him afterwards just for shits and gigs.