Author Topic: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game (Read 5971 times)

JohnCurrie is Weird/Gross · « **on:** September 05, 2012, 11:55:51 AM »

K-State Athletics ?@kstatesports
#KStateMBB coach oscar Weber will throw out the first pitch at tonight's Royals-Rangers game at Kauffman Stadium.

I know we have seen oscar Weber throw first pitches right into the ground for the Chicago Cubs 6 years in a row, but I am for one am not going to judge him until he throws a few first pitches for our KC Royals. He may throw a perfect strike right down the middle even though he has never thrown a strike and will almost certainly hit somebody in the stands and ruin first pitches for the Royals for the next 8 seasons. Good luck oscar!

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #1 on:** September 05, 2012, 12:11:50 PM »

jorts

AbeFroman · « **Reply #2 on:** September 05, 2012, 12:35:17 PM »

Good call having him go to the Royals game after football season starts. Will there even be fans in the stadium?

pissclams · « **Reply #3 on:** September 05, 2012, 12:39:37 PM »

103 mph fastball right down the middle

steve dave · « **Reply #4 on:** September 05, 2012, 01:09:39 PM »

better make a call to the bullpen for your best cargo jorts

felix rex · « **Reply #5 on:** September 05, 2012, 01:15:22 PM »

How many stars should a fan see after getting plunked in the head by an errant weber niceball? Most see three, from what I hear. A few more serious cases see 4-5, but this is rare and the additional stars leave before forming a star alliance that refuses to come out and play anymore.

pissclams · « **Reply #6 on:** September 05, 2012, 01:19:26 PM »

attn: kc area cat fans, tonight around 7:05pm you are going to hear a sonic boom but please don't be alarmed, it's just our old ball coach throwing out a 105mph fastball right down the pipe at kauffman stadium

#couldstillplayinMLB, #nolanryanisjealous, #sonicboomKC.com

puniraptor · « **Reply #7 on:** September 05, 2012, 01:21:10 PM »

subsonic boom

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #8 on:** September 05, 2012, 01:23:08 PM »

I bet Weber doesn't even get the ball to the plate. They should have had him perform the groundskeeping for the game. That would have been a better show.

JohnCurrie is Weird/Gross · « **Reply #9 on:** September 05, 2012, 01:34:28 PM »

I hope the catcher that shakes oscar's hand after he throws the first pitch is wearing a glove otherwise he will get chicken nuggets Handed.

O-town Kat · « **Reply #10 on:** September 05, 2012, 02:08:10 PM »

I am going to be at this game on somebody's company freebie. Like Bruceys odds in Sheridans chicken nuggets eating contest.

CNS · « **Reply #11 on:** September 05, 2012, 05:04:27 PM »

oscar and the Royals rough ridin' deserve each other.

O-town Kat · « **Reply #12 on:** September 05, 2012, 07:00:07 PM »

Well he got it up there ok.

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #13 on:** September 05, 2012, 07:09:33 PM »

Quote from: O-town Kat on September 05, 2012, 07:00:07 PM

Well he got it up there ok.

boos? indifference? laughter?

O-town Kat · « **Reply #14 on:** September 05, 2012, 07:12:55 PM »

Some cheers, didn't detect any boos. Nobody's really here/prob some who the eff is that

TheHamburglar · « **Reply #15 on:** September 05, 2012, 07:36:42 PM »

Quote from: O-town Kat on September 05, 2012, 07:12:55 PM

Some cheers, didn't detect any boos. Nobody's really here/prob some who the eff is that

How did you not hear yourself boo?

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #16 on:** September 05, 2012, 08:45:00 PM »

wasn't as bad as i expected when they interviewed him in the 3rd inning.

Gooch · « **Reply #17 on:** September 05, 2012, 08:48:03 PM »

The only thing I hate more than his face is his squeaky rough ridin' voice.

wetwillie · « **Reply #18 on:** September 05, 2012, 09:03:06 PM »

Quote from: WillieWatanabe on September 05, 2012, 08:45:00 PM

wasn't as bad as i expected when they interviewed him in the 3rd inning.

Did he talk about royals greats George Brent and Frank Black?

Gooch · « **Reply #19 on:** September 05, 2012, 09:03:52 PM »

Quote from: wetwillie on September 05, 2012, 09:03:06 PM

Quote from: WillieWatanabe on September 05, 2012, 08:45:00 PM
wasn't as bad as i expected when they interviewed him in the 3rd inning.

Did he talk about royals greats George Brent and Frank Black?

Cire · « **Reply #20 on:** September 05, 2012, 09:08:34 PM »

Heard him tell a fan "I'll see you at brambledge colosseum"

kim carnes · « **Reply #21 on:** September 05, 2012, 09:09:17 PM »

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #22 on:** September 06, 2012, 12:01:55 AM »

Quote from: Cire on September 05, 2012, 09:08:34 PM

Heard him tell a fan "I'll see you at brambledge colosseum"

I'm still hoping he doesn't know where that is. Clinging on.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #23 on:** September 06, 2012, 08:18:04 AM »

fun muffin · « **Reply #24 on:** September 06, 2012, 08:20:00 AM »

THAT'S OUR oscar!!