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Offline JohnCurrie is Weird/Gross

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oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
« on: September 05, 2012, 11:55:51 AM »
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#KStateMBB coach oscar Weber will throw out the first pitch at tonight's Royals-Rangers game at Kauffman Stadium.

I know we have seen oscar Weber throw first pitches right into the ground for the Chicago Cubs 6 years in a row, but I am for one am not going to judge him until he throws a few first pitches for our KC Royals. He may throw a perfect strike right down the middle even though he has never thrown a strike and will almost certainly hit somebody in the stands and ruin first pitches for the Royals for the next 8 seasons. Good luck oscar!  :emawkid:


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Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2012, 12:11:50 PM »
jorts   :crossfingers:
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Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2012, 12:35:17 PM »
Good call having him go to the Royals game after football season starts. Will there even be fans in the stadium?
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Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2012, 12:39:37 PM »
103 mph fastball right down the middle

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Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2012, 01:09:39 PM »
better make a call to the bullpen for your best cargo jorts

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oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2012, 01:15:22 PM »
How many stars should a fan see after getting plunked in the head by an errant weber niceball? Most see three, from what I hear. A few more serious cases see 4-5, but this is rare and the additional stars leave before forming a star alliance that refuses to come out and play anymore.
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Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2012, 01:19:26 PM »
attn:  kc area cat fans, tonight around 7:05pm you are going to hear a sonic boom but please don't be alarmed, it's just our old ball coach throwing out a 105mph fastball right down the pipe at kauffman stadium

#couldstillplayinMLB, #nolanryanisjealous, #sonicboomKC.com
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Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2012, 01:21:10 PM »
subsonic boom
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Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2012, 01:23:08 PM »
I bet Weber doesn't even get the ball to the plate. They should have had him perform the groundskeeping for the game. That would have been a better show.
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Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2012, 01:34:28 PM »
I hope the catcher that shakes oscar's hand after he throws the first pitch is wearing a glove otherwise he will get chicken nuggets Handed.
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Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2012, 02:08:10 PM »
I am going to be at this game on somebody's company freebie.  Like Bruceys odds in Sheridans chicken nuggets eating contest.  :excited:
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Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2012, 05:04:27 PM »
oscar and the Royals rough ridin' deserve each other.
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Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2012, 07:00:07 PM »
Well he got it up there ok.
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Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2012, 07:09:33 PM »
Quote from: O-town Kat on September 05, 2012, 07:00:07 PM
Well he got it up there ok.
boos? indifference? laughter?
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Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2012, 07:12:55 PM »
Some cheers, didn't detect any boos.  Nobody's really here/prob some who the eff is that
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Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2012, 07:36:42 PM »
Quote from: O-town Kat on September 05, 2012, 07:12:55 PM
Some cheers, didn't detect any boos.  Nobody's really here/prob some who the eff is that
How did you not hear yourself boo?
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Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
« Reply #16 on: September 05, 2012, 08:45:00 PM »
wasn't as bad as i expected when they interviewed him in the 3rd inning.
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Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
« Reply #17 on: September 05, 2012, 08:48:03 PM »
The only thing I hate more than his face is his squeaky rough ridin' voice. :shakesfist:
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Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
« Reply #18 on: September 05, 2012, 09:03:06 PM »
Quote from: WillieWatanabe on September 05, 2012, 08:45:00 PM
wasn't as bad as i expected when they interviewed him in the 3rd inning.

Did he talk about royals greats George Brent and  Frank Black?
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Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
« Reply #19 on: September 05, 2012, 09:03:52 PM »
Quote from: wetwillie on September 05, 2012, 09:03:06 PM
Quote from: WillieWatanabe on September 05, 2012, 08:45:00 PM
wasn't as bad as i expected when they interviewed him in the 3rd inning.

Did he talk about royals greats George Brent and  Frank Black?
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Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
« Reply #20 on: September 05, 2012, 09:08:34 PM »
Heard him tell a fan "I'll see you at brambledge colosseum"
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Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
« Reply #21 on: September 05, 2012, 09:09:17 PM »
 :lol:   :flush:
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Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
« Reply #22 on: September 06, 2012, 12:01:55 AM »
Quote from: Cire on September 05, 2012, 09:08:34 PM
Heard him tell a fan "I'll see you at brambledge colosseum"
I'm still hoping he doesn't know where that is. Clinging on.
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Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
« Reply #23 on: September 06, 2012, 08:18:04 AM »
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Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
« Reply #24 on: September 06, 2012, 08:20:00 AM »
THAT'S OUR oscar!!
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