If your ass is wider than 18"...

[Mrs. Gooch]

If you want to be fat, fine be fat... way over there so I don't have to hear your wheezing and you don't take up half of my seat that I paid for.

[Pete]

Mrs. Gooch is an underrated underutilized board treasure.

She needs to rough ridin' learn to find the personal enrichment forum for this kind of crap.  So close to modding the crap out of her...

[SEK_EMAW]

I'm guessing part of fat girl's convo with her family revolved around the newest episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. 

[Mrs. Gooch]

Mrs. Gooch is an underrated underutilized board treasure.

She needs to rough ridin' learn to find the personal enrichment forum for this kind of crap.  So close to modding the crap out of her...

This is about being deprived of enjoying my football experience by the fatasses sitting next to me.

[Pete]

Mrs. Gooch is an underrated underutilized board treasure.

She needs to rough ridin' learn to find the personal enrichment forum for this kind of crap.  So close to modding the crap out of her...

This is about being deprived of enjoying my football experience by the fatasses sitting next to me.

Oh.

I thought this was an airplane thread.

[Dr Rick Daris]

t's&p's goochs. sounds horrible.

[SkinnyBenny]

Post more about the PI fatality please.

[Ira Hayes]

I like Santa Claus.  And Christmas.  And sweet baby Jesus in the manger.

And Candy Canes. 

[CNS]

Obvs that the next fat ppl invention that will make someone rich is Stadium Spanx.  Reg spanx make ppl look smaller all around.  Stadium Spanx will be more of a functional item and will make them thinner from hip to hip by pushing it all out front or back. 

Problem solved. 

Whoevs makes this happens owes me a percentage.

[MadCat]

Obvs that the next fat ppl invention that will make someone rich is Stadium Spanx.  Reg spanx make ppl look smaller all around.  Stadium Spanx will be more of a functional item and will make them thinner from hip to hip by pushing it all out front or back. 

Problem solved. 

Whoevs makes this happens owes me a percentage.

Like rubberbands on a watermelon...

[Rage Against the McKee]

Obvs that the next fat ppl invention that will make someone rich is Stadium Spanx.  Reg spanx make ppl look smaller all around.  Stadium Spanx will be more of a functional item and will make them thinner from hip to hip by pushing it all out front or back. 

Problem solved. 

Whoevs makes this happens owes me a percentage.

Fat people are lazy, though, and will only resort to something like this if stadiums actually start making them purchase a second seat.

[SdK]

Set up full height turnstyles that are 18" wide. Can't make in? Can't fit in a seat. Next please!

[SdK]

Buzzers go off (Like Operation) if you come in contact with an edge! 

[SdK]

Trap doors that fall out at the entry gate if you weigh over x amount of pounds!

[SdK]

Make fat people enter the stadium last and only with a GA ticket. Can't find a seat? tough crap. No refunds!

[SdK]

You know how some people have handicap tags in or on their car because they are too fat to walk in from any farther? Why should they be allowed to get a normal ticket?

[wetwillie]

We just need to police our own, kstate fans are great looking and smelling people, hold people to our standard.

[Rage Against the McKee]

We just need to police our own, kstate fans are great looking and smelling people, hold people to our standard.

I bet the people who took Mrs. Gooch's seat are KU basketball fans, K-State football fans.

[john "teach me how to" dougie]

18" wide turnstiles would solve the problem.

[HeinBallz]

18" wide turnstiles would solve the problem.

Make it 14".  Fat people are like cats when it comes to squeezing into a place that sells turkey legs, deep fried Oreos, & kettle corn.  A 22" wide person could easily squeeze through; seems like the operation buzzer would be the way to go.


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[Shacks]

Chairbacks (not the seat cushions but actual folding chairs) instead of bleachers do wonders when it comes to keeping the obese out of your seat.  Replace every row of bleachers with purple chairs.

[SdK]

18" wide turnstiles would solve the problem.

Make it 14".  Fat people are like cats when it comes to squeezing into a place that sells turkey legs, deep fried Oreos, & kettle corn.  A 22" wide person could easily squeeze through; seems like the operation buzzer would be the way to go.


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Did you not see where I proposed this idea and had operation style sirens if they brushed up an edge thus disqualifying them? 

[SdK]

Set up full height turnstyles that are 18" wide. Can't make in? Can't fit in a seat. Next please!

Buzzers go off (Like Operation) if you come in contact with an edge! 

 

[HeinBallz]

18" wide turnstiles would solve the problem.

Make it 14".  Fat people are like cats when it comes to squeezing into a place that sells turkey legs, deep fried Oreos, & kettle corn.  A 22" wide person could easily squeeze through; seems like the operation buzzer would be the way to go.


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Did you not see where I proposed this idea and had operation style sirens if they brushed up an edge thus disqualifying them? 

Set up full height turnstyles that are 18" wide. Can't make in? Can't fit in a seat. Next please!

Buzzers go off (Like Operation) if you come in contact with an edge! 

 

yeah....   which is what I was referencing.  Sorry I didn't credit you 4 posts below; i figured most people here would have the reading comprehension to know that my post was not an original heinballz idea - get a grip dude.

[SdK]

yeah....   which is what I was referencing.  Sorry I didn't credit you 4 posts below; i figured most people here would have the reading comprehension to know that my post was not an original heinballz idea - get a grip dude.

I know.