If your ass is wider than 18"...

[Mrs. Gooch]

...then you need to buy an extra seat.

[Saulbadguy]

If you interrupt my wabashing I will sigh loudly and give you a nasty look

[Trim]

...then you need to buy an extra seat.

I enjoyed MIR's description of this Sunday morning.

[POWL]

not for NEZ   

[Saulbadguy]

I went to high school with a guy that sits in section 11 or 12 who is over 500lbs. not sure if he has to buy  an extra ticket or not.

[TheHamburglar]

We moved seats this year (with cat cushions) and was very happy to find that next to me was a 110 lb young lady with her skinny husband next to her.  I also noticed he kept talking to her mom and grandparents in the row in front of her, so I introduced myself assuming I'd be sitting by her the whole season.  She shot me down, saying the seats actually belonged to her parent's friends, and that couples son & wife were sitting on the other side of her.  I look down to see a 275 lb man and his 220 lb wife.  I'm 95% sure the rest of the season I'll be shoehorned in next to his fat-ass parents.  Luckily, I don't have a problem telling them to keep their fat ass off my cat cushion.

[Mrs. Gooch]

I went to high school with a guy that sits in section 11 or 12 who is over 500lbs. not sure if he has to buy  an extra ticket or not.

Pretty sure we saw this guy and no one was sitting on his right side.

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

I went to high school with a guy that sits in section 11 or 12 who is over 500lbs. not sure if he has to buy  an extra ticket or not.

Pretty sure we saw this guy and no one was sitting on his right side.

Was he sitting on the person and you couldn't see them? 

[SkinnyBenny]

Apparently there were 4 d00dz who were all total blimps sitting together in Section 14 this last game. My parents told me they were taking up at least six seats. Two people had the unfortunate two tickets. One was able to squeeze in, but the other just looked at the seat like  and then had to leave and go sit somewhere else, by himself.

Can't believe this is even a problem with our fans.  Woof-town.   

[Trim]

Can't imagine why certain EMAW elites would prefer to not go into the stadium for these games.

[Saulbadguy]

I went to high school with a guy that sits in section 11 or 12 who is over 500lbs. not sure if he has to buy  an extra ticket or not.

Pretty sure we saw this guy and no one was sitting on his right side.

RED CHIEFS SHIRT? He was eating a frozen lemonade, and was obviously struggling w/ it.

I haven't went up to talk to him even though we were sort of friends in high school. I figured the whole "how ya doing?" question is pretty loaded at that point.

[Mrs. Gooch]

Can't imagine why certain EMAW elites would prefer to not go into the stadium for these games.

I would offer you my ticket for the next game so you can choke the guy out, but I don't think you could get your hands around his fat neck.

[Saulbadguy]

Can't imagine why certain EMAW elites would prefer to not go into the stadium for these games.

I'm very awkward (obviously) and uncool, so I like to get to the stadium early, watch warm ups and see how things are shaping up for a good evening of ksu cat football.

My pet peeve is people getting to their seats late. Our entire row is late for both the pre-game, as well as getting back after halftime. Usually interrupts my pre-game wabashing.

[Trim]

Can't imagine why certain EMAW elites would prefer to not go into the stadium for these games.

I would offer you my ticket for the next game so you can choke the guy out, but I don't think you could get your hands around his fat neck.

You'd be surprised.

[Trim]

Can't imagine why certain EMAW elites would prefer to not go into the stadium for these games.

I'm very awkward (obviously) and uncool, so I like to get to the stadium early, watch warm ups and see how things are shaping up for a good evening of ksu cat football.

My pet peeve is people getting to their seats late. Our entire row is late for both the pre-game, as well as getting back after halftime. Usually interrupts my pre-game wabashing.

My pet peeve is disgusting losers, so I lose focus on the games pretty quickly when I'm in there.

[Mrs. Gooch]

I went to high school with a guy that sits in section 11 or 12 who is over 500lbs. not sure if he has to buy  an extra ticket or not.

Pretty sure we saw this guy and no one was sitting on his right side.

RED CHIEFS SHIRT? He was eating a frozen lemonade, and was obviously struggling w/ it.

I haven't went up to talk to him even though we were sort of friends in high school. I figured the whole "how ya doing?" question is pretty loaded at that point.

Yes that's him.

[SdK]

Just make a fat section on the upper deck. All the fatties can walk their asses up there.

[Emo EMAW]

Just make a fat section on the upper deck. All the fatties can walk their asses up there.

Going to have to go back over the engineering load numbers. 

[SdK]

Just make a fat section on the upper deck. All the fatties can walk their asses up there.

Going to have to go back over the engineering load numbers.

If the seats are at least 2.5x as wide. It should be fine.

[SdK]

I hate obese people. I hate their obese children more, but blame their parents.

[SdK]

Its so gross when their thighs rub and look like they got beat with a sack of nickels.

Hungry much? How about you chow down on those cottage cheese thighs.

I know your thighs get chaffed, that doesn't mean you can cause my whole body to chafe as I squeeze into my seat.

I know smoking is bad for me, but I don't blow it in your face. I see no difference for your unhealthiness.

Show some respect or show yourself the door.

[SdK]

 

[Mrs. Gooch]

Just make a fat section on the upper deck. All the fatties can walk their asses up there.

If they would at least make them all sit in one row so they are just all intruding on each other's space, instead of mine, that would be fine with me.

[HeinBallz]

18" isn't that wide... I'm not overweight at all, and I'm pushing 16"  My shoulders are much wider though.  Perhaps if your ass is wider than your shoulders you should buy 2 tickets?

 

[MakeItRain]

Mrs. Gooch is an underrated underutilized board treasure.