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Re: Now that a huge group of losers are in Chicago, let's talk about them.
« Reply #75 on: August 24, 2012, 10:17:54 AM »
If I have to read 500 inside jokes about this awful trip all season, I will flip out.  I will lose it.
You know it's going to happen, right?

I know.  And they'll tell stories about being super drunk like its something unique or original instead of something anyone can do anywhere anytime.

Luckily it will take less than a day to get to that 500 count and we can get right to you flipping out and losing it.
It's embarassing when they get confused about their own insidery jokes. 

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Re: Now that a huge group of losers are in Chicago, let's talk about them.
« Reply #76 on: August 24, 2012, 10:24:36 AM »
I like the L...  :dunno:
But do you think it is elite?

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Re: Now that a huge group of losers are in Chicago, let's talk about them.
« Reply #77 on: August 24, 2012, 10:25:41 AM »
I'll bet they all come back talking with a Chicago accent.  :lol:

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Re: Now that a huge group of losers are in Chicago, let's talk about them.
« Reply #78 on: August 24, 2012, 10:43:18 AM »
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Re: Now that a huge group of losers are in Chicago, let's talk about them.
« Reply #79 on: August 24, 2012, 10:47:15 AM »
i'll miss rick daris changing that one guy's names. if someone else can do that, this respite from the shitty mods and their droogs will be absolutely dreamlike.


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I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Now that a huge group of losers are in Chicago, let's talk about them.
« Reply #80 on: August 24, 2012, 11:23:13 AM »
Makes you wonder about the timing of this trip.
Maybe they're going to off SD Soprano syle!   :ohno: :runaway:

Maybe it's like when you have to take your old dog/hunting partne/best friend/faithfull companion to the vet and have him put down?

(Music from The Godfather is playing quietly in the background)

Trim: Hey SD, what do you think about all of the mods taking a trip to Chicago?
SD:  Yes!  That would be so elite.  An elite trip for only elites!
Trim:  You got it buddy!  (scratches SD behind the ear.  SD's left leg kicks uncontrollably)

(Two weeks later, an SUV full of goEMAW mods cruises the streets of Chicago.  Music from The Godfather still plays quietly in the background)

SD:  Man guys, this was such an elite idea!  I'm having the time of my life.  I hope the guys back home aren't turning the board into GPC since we're not around to keep them in line.  Hey, did I ever tell you guys that I was the greatest football player to ever come out of SW Kansas?  Well, it's true.  This one time I....Hey!  Isn't that the playground that JPullz used to hoop on when he was a kid growing up here on mean streets of Chicago?  You know, the one that they showed on that elite video where he went back to Chicago and we got to see where he grew up and meet his family and see where he used to play when he was an adorable little JPullz?  I think it is!  We should stop and check it out!  What do you think guys?

(Trim and Rusty exchange knowing glances while evil smiles cross their lips as Clams eases the SUV to a stop along the curb)

SD:  Come on guys!  Oh man, this is great!  Just think guys, we are standing on the same playground court where the all time leading scorer, leader of all things adorable, Jacob Pullen (TATLSLOATAJP) used to play as a child!  If I were to die right now, I think I would be in heaven!

(Trim approaches from behind, pulliing his silenced Judge from his waistline as SD stands in awe staring up at a goal through which
TATLSLOATAJP used to rain threes)

Trim:  It's funny you should say that.  Sorry old buddy, but it's time.

SD:  Wha...

pfffft...pfffft(double tap to the head)

Daris (slowly shaking his head):  It's a damn shame.  He was one of the best once.

Stevesie:  An innovator.  A real inspiration.

Chingon:  He just didn't have it anymore.  He had outlived his time.

Trim:  Let's finish this.  Daris, get the backhoe.  We'll put him in that grassy spot over there by the bike racks.  (Pulls out his phone and dials, there is a slight pause)  It's Trim.  Yeah, it's done.  (Puts phone back in pocket and lets out a heavy sigh)

(The Godfather music increases in volume as the scene changes to a dark office where Sys hangs up a phone, leans back in his chair and smiles while lighting up a cigar like a boss)

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Re: Now that a huge group of losers are in Chicago, let's talk about them.
« Reply #81 on: August 24, 2012, 11:43:11 AM »
Makes you wonder about the timing of this trip.
Maybe they're going to off SD Soprano syle!   :ohno: :runaway:

Maybe it's like when you have to take your old dog/hunting partne/best friend/faithfull companion to the vet and have him put down?

(Music from The Godfather is playing quietly in the background)

Trim: Hey SD, what do you think about all of the mods taking a trip to Chicago?
SD:  Yes!  That would be so elite.  An elite trip for only elites!
Trim:  You got it buddy!  (scratches SD behind the ear.  SD's left leg kicks uncontrollably)

(Two weeks later, an SUV full of goEMAW mods cruises the streets of Chicago.  Music from The Godfather still plays quietly in the background)

SD:  Man guys, this was such an elite idea!  I'm having the time of my life.  I hope the guys back home aren't turning the board into GPC since we're not around to keep them in line.  Hey, did I ever tell you guys that I was the greatest football player to ever come out of SW Kansas?  Well, it's true.  This one time I....Hey!  Isn't that the playground that JPullz used to hoop on when he was a kid growing up here on mean streets of Chicago?  You know, the one that they showed on that elite video where he went back to Chicago and we got to see where he grew up and meet his family and see where he used to play when he was an adorable little JPullz?  I think it is!  We should stop and check it out!  What do you think guys?

(Trim and Rusty exchange knowing glances while evil smiles cross their lips as Clams eases the SUV to a stop along the curb)

SD:  Come on guys!  Oh man, this is great!  Just think guys, we are standing on the same playground court where the all time leading scorer, leader of all things adorable, Jacob Pullen (TATLSLOATAJP) used to play as a child!  If I were to die right now, I think I would be in heaven!

(Trim approaches from behind, pulliing his silenced Judge from his waistline as SD stands in awe staring up at a goal through which
TATLSLOATAJP used to rain threes)

Trim:  It's funny you should say that.  Sorry old buddy, but it's time.

SD:  Wha...

pfffft...pfffft(double tap to the head)

Daris (slowly shaking his head):  It's a damn shame.  He was one of the best once.

Stevesie:  An innovator.  A real inspiration.

Chingon:  He just didn't have it anymore.  He had outlived his time.

Trim:  Let's finish this.  Daris, get the backhoe.  We'll put him in that grassy spot over there by the bike racks.  (Pulls out his phone and dials, there is a slight pause)  It's Trim.  Yeah, it's done.  (Puts phone back in pocket and lets out a heavy sigh)

(The Godfather music increases in volume as the scene changes to a dark office where Sys hangs up a phone, leans back in his chair and smiles while lighting up a cigar like a boss)

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Re: Now that a huge group of losers are in Chicago, let's talk about them.
« Reply #82 on: August 24, 2012, 11:45:24 AM »
Is that what "pffffft" means? I thought it was something different. Crap, I have been shot at several times on the internet. I need a bullet proof monitor.

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Now that a huge group of losers are in Chicago, let's talk about them.
« Reply #83 on: August 24, 2012, 12:25:46 PM »
If I have to read 500 inside jokes about this awful trip all season, I will flip out.  I will lose it.
You know it's going to happen, right?

It's going to be horrible.

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Now that a huge group of losers are in Chicago, let's talk about them.
« Reply #84 on: August 24, 2012, 12:29:01 PM »
Chum is still very upset, clearly.


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Re: Now that a huge group of losers are in Chicago, let's talk about them.
« Reply #85 on: August 24, 2012, 12:38:22 PM »
Look, not wanting to come across as creepy is one thing, but being downright prudish is quite another.  I'm totally comfortable with the fact that I like tittays.

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Re: Now that a huge group of losers are in Chicago, let's talk about them.
« Reply #86 on: August 24, 2012, 12:39:59 PM »
Just when I was going to talk about how this place has seemed a lot classier since yesterday...

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Re: Now that a huge group of losers are in Chicago, let's talk about them.
« Reply #88 on: August 24, 2012, 12:41:31 PM »
We should all post sexxay pr0n pictures and when they get back they will be like "OMG OHHHH NOOO"

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Re: Now that a huge group of losers are in Chicago, let's talk about them.
« Reply #89 on: August 24, 2012, 12:56:38 PM »
I bet La Hacienda goes out of business by Monday.

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Re: Now that a huge group of losers are in Chicago, let's talk about them.
« Reply #90 on: August 24, 2012, 01:04:19 PM »
I bet La Hacienda goes out of business by Monday.


I will not let that happen.
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Re: Now that a huge group of losers are in Chicago, let's talk about them.
« Reply #91 on: August 24, 2012, 01:52:23 PM »
i never liked how mean LSOC was to BMW.

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Re: Now that a huge group of losers are in Chicago, let's talk about them.
« Reply #92 on: August 24, 2012, 01:58:21 PM »
Am I an old person or a tuck if I ask what does nnoudj mean? If so, then I already know and was just trying to be funny.

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Re: Now that a huge group of losers are in Chicago, let's talk about them.
« Reply #93 on: August 24, 2012, 02:34:23 PM »
Makes you wonder about the timing of this trip.
Maybe they're going to off SD Soprano syle!   :ohno: :runaway:

Maybe it's like when you have to take your old dog/hunting partne/best friend/faithfull companion to the vet and have him put down?

(Music from The Godfather is playing quietly in the background)

Trim: Hey SD, what do you think about all of the mods taking a trip to Chicago?
SD:  Yes!  That would be so elite.  An elite trip for only elites!
Trim:  You got it buddy!  (scratches SD behind the ear.  SD's left leg kicks uncontrollably)

(Two weeks later, an SUV full of goEMAW mods cruises the streets of Chicago.  Music from The Godfather still plays quietly in the background)

SD:  Man guys, this was such an elite idea!  I'm having the time of my life.  I hope the guys back home aren't turning the board into GPC since we're not around to keep them in line.  Hey, did I ever tell you guys that I was the greatest football player to ever come out of SW Kansas?  Well, it's true.  This one time I....Hey!  Isn't that the playground that JPullz used to hoop on when he was a kid growing up here on mean streets of Chicago?  You know, the one that they showed on that elite video where he went back to Chicago and we got to see where he grew up and meet his family and see where he used to play when he was an adorable little JPullz?  I think it is!  We should stop and check it out!  What do you think guys?

(Trim and Rusty exchange knowing glances while evil smiles cross their lips as Clams eases the SUV to a stop along the curb)

SD:  Come on guys!  Oh man, this is great!  Just think guys, we are standing on the same playground court where the all time leading scorer, leader of all things adorable, Jacob Pullen (TATLSLOATAJP) used to play as a child!  If I were to die right now, I think I would be in heaven!

(Trim approaches from behind, pulliing his silenced Judge from his waistline as SD stands in awe staring up at a goal through which
TATLSLOATAJP used to rain threes)

Trim:  It's funny you should say that.  Sorry old buddy, but it's time.

SD:  Wha...

pfffft...pfffft(double tap to the head)

Daris (slowly shaking his head):  It's a damn shame.  He was one of the best once.

Stevesie:  An innovator.  A real inspiration.

Chingon:  He just didn't have it anymore.  He had outlived his time.

Trim:  Let's finish this.  Daris, get the backhoe.  We'll put him in that grassy spot over there by the bike racks.  (Pulls out his phone and dials, there is a slight pause)  It's Trim.  Yeah, it's done.  (Puts phone back in pocket and lets out a heavy sigh)

(The Godfather music increases in volume as the scene changes to a dark office where Sys hangs up a phone, leans back in his chair and smiles while lighting up a cigar like a boss)

Just like stevesie to say something really boring and uninteresting

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Re: Now that a huge group of losers are in Chicago, let's talk about them.
« Reply #94 on: August 24, 2012, 03:19:26 PM »
Is that what "pffffft" means? I thought it was something different. Crap, I have been shot at several times on the internet. I need a bullet proof monitor.
Be sure not to confuse "pfffft" with "pffffft".  They mean entirely different things.

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Re: Now that a huge group of losers are in Chicago, let's talk about them.
« Reply #95 on: August 24, 2012, 04:41:22 PM »
goEMAW.  Woof.   :flush:
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Re: Now that a huge group of losers are in Chicago, let's talk about them.
« Reply #96 on: August 24, 2012, 04:59:12 PM »
the huge cloud of bad person has left our fair bbs and is now hovering over the windy city

*sniff* *sniff* smells elite in here now.


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Re: Now that a huge group of losers are in Chicago, let's talk about them.
« Reply #97 on: August 25, 2012, 12:14:43 PM »
chicago? seriously, who goes to chicago?

In August.  Can you believe that?  I'd rather just pretend to go to Tokyo like rd constantly does.

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Re: Now that a huge group of losers are in Chicago, let's talk about them.
« Reply #98 on: August 25, 2012, 12:18:54 PM »
i never liked how mean LSOC was to BMW.

Neither did BMW.

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Re: Now that a huge group of losers are in Chicago, let's talk about them.
« Reply #99 on: August 25, 2012, 12:20:47 PM »
i never liked how mean LSOC was to BMW.

Neither did BMW.

Remember when you invited him to the Big XII tourney?