Author Topic: Now that a huge group of losers are in Chicago, let's talk about them. (Read 14490 times)

Pete · « **on:** August 23, 2012, 08:26:03 PM »

Steve Dave. Who the eff does this guy think he is? Burt Reynolds? rough ridin' hardly.

Clams? Daris? Honestly, have you ever met two people who wanted to have sexual intercourse with each other more than these two? Basically, this board has turned into an episode of Moonlighting, and it's nice to have a break. Also, Daris is oscar Willis in this analogy. Obvious, I know, but needed to be pointed out to the noobs (read: Kat Kid).

Speaking of Kat Kid. Anyone know when this rough ridin' guy disappeared up his own ivory towered leftist commy ass? Answer: before he left his mother's vagina tube.

Trim: Serial killer time bomb. Plain and simple. And, probably a home wrecker to boot. Lady killer literally and figuratively is what I am saying. He will eff your wife and probably chop her up into tiny pieces and put her in a spare tire carrier on the back of his SUV.

Stevesie: Rests his boner on barbells. True story.

Chingon: Have you seen the episodes on True Blood where the Mexican witch doctor warlock guy appears? This is him. The word "chingon" is latino for devil worship. Chingon is single handedly responsible for MJROD's disappearance from the board. They had a Mexican voodoo battle and Chings won. Though, is there really ever a "winner" in a mexican voodoo battle? No. No there is not.

Michigancat: Ho-lee-crap. Go draw some rough ridin' pictures of bunk bends.

Johnny Wichita and Gooch? Same guy. checked their IP and it's just one dude who works at Dog and Shake.

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #1 on:** August 23, 2012, 08:28:34 PM »

jakesie, seems like a good guy

OK_Cat · « **Reply #2 on:** August 23, 2012, 08:31:47 PM »

the huge cloud of bad person has left our fair bbs and is now hovering over the windy city

chunkles · « **Reply #3 on:** August 23, 2012, 08:33:14 PM »

are they going to a convention for mods? sounds like the worst thing ever.

Pete · « **Reply #4 on:** August 23, 2012, 08:33:27 PM »

Quote from: Saulbadguy on August 23, 2012, 08:28:34 PM

jakesie, seems like a good guy

Why don't you marry him, Saul.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #5 on:** August 23, 2012, 08:34:07 PM »

hey, you guys smell that?

yeah, exactly. a very clean, bad person free goEMAW.com

Pete · « **Reply #6 on:** August 23, 2012, 08:35:18 PM »

Quote from: chunkles on August 23, 2012, 08:33:14 PM

are they going to a convention for mods? sounds like the worst thing ever.

It probably is the worst thing ever.

Can you imagine the conversations those rough ridin' idiots will have? Woof.

Pete · « **Reply #7 on:** August 23, 2012, 08:37:07 PM »

I'll tell you another thing. Voting rights for owners are a super majority, not a simple majority, so think long and hard about that STEVE DAVE, before you vote to take this rough ridin' website premium.

jtksu · « **Reply #8 on:** August 23, 2012, 08:37:56 PM »

I'm embarrassed the this board sent delegates to the National Lemon Party Convention. Why would Chicago agree to host that?!

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #9 on:** August 23, 2012, 08:43:27 PM »

i'll miss rick daris changing that one guy's names. if someone else can do that, this respite from the shitty mods and their droogs will be absolutely dreamlike.

Pete · « **Reply #10 on:** August 23, 2012, 08:43:43 PM »

Quote from: Winters on August 23, 2012, 08:42:51 PM

Good to know we won't be the laughing stock of the internet anymore.

Good point. If only for a weekend. Cherish this.

Winters · « **Reply #11 on:** August 23, 2012, 08:44:02 PM »

Do you hear that? I didn't think so! Glad to know that nobody is laughing at goEMAWdotcom anymore.

Winters · « **Reply #12 on:** August 23, 2012, 08:44:22 PM »

Quote from: Pete on August 23, 2012, 08:43:43 PM

Quote from: Winters on August 23, 2012, 08:42:51 PM
Good to know we won't be the laughing stock of the internet anymore.

Good point. If only for a weekend. Cherish this.

You have no idea.

chunkles · « **Reply #13 on:** August 23, 2012, 08:44:29 PM »

i bet they don't talk to each other except through computer modspeak. =MODS?= is the keynote speaker except he prints 1's and 0's out of his robot mouth and they all think it's hilarious, the jokes he prints.

chum1 · « **Reply #14 on:** August 23, 2012, 08:56:45 PM »

ksufans was better when it wasn't a mishmash of ksufans, kstatefans, and gpc. I mean, there's a reason I don't read kstatefans and it's the same reason I don't read much goEMAW. Is there some butthurt class of butthurt in the kstate curriculum that teaches how to post bitthurt posts and or something? I think you onow what I'm saying.

Pete · « **Reply #15 on:** August 23, 2012, 08:57:59 PM »

Quote from: chum1 on August 23, 2012, 08:56:45 PM

ksufans was better when it wasn't a mishmash of ksufans, kstatefans, and gpc. I mean, there's a reason I don't read kstatefans and it's the same reason I don't read much goEMAW. Is there some butthurt class of butthurt in the kstate curriculum that teaches how to post bitthurt posts and or something? I think you onow what I'm saying.

I am here for you, friend.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #16 on:** August 23, 2012, 09:02:25 PM »

BSAC has prolly already had his way with all of them by now. I imagine they are all basking in the after glow smoking cigaretts and cracking jokes about being too old for this kind of shenanigans.

chum1 · « **Reply #17 on:** August 23, 2012, 09:05:59 PM »

List of goEMAW schtick I'm (y'all are) over: BSAC. eff you, BSAC.

chum1 · « **Reply #18 on:** August 23, 2012, 09:07:01 PM »

So blessed. eff you, so blessed.

jtksu · « **Reply #19 on:** August 23, 2012, 09:14:06 PM »

eff rusty's weird apple fetish.

Pete · « **Reply #20 on:** August 23, 2012, 09:17:38 PM »

Quote from: chum1 on August 23, 2012, 09:05:59 PM

List of goEMAW schtick I'm (y'all are) over: BSAC. eff you, BSAC.

You are in a mood, eh?

chum1 · « **Reply #21 on:** August 23, 2012, 09:21:33 PM »

Quote from: Pete on August 23, 2012, 09:17:38 PM

Quote from: chum1 on August 23, 2012, 09:05:59 PM
List of goEMAW schtick I'm (y'all are) over: BSAC. eff you, BSAC.

You are in a mood, eh?

Are you being a BSAC asskisser, too?

Bloodfart · « **Reply #22 on:** August 23, 2012, 09:26:11 PM »

T's & P's eff you, T's & P's

chum1 · « **Reply #23 on:** August 23, 2012, 09:28:24 PM »

Quote from: Bloodfart on August 23, 2012, 09:26:11 PM

T's & P's eff you, T's & P's

YES! OMG SO rough ridin' YES!

Pete · « **Reply #24 on:** August 23, 2012, 09:31:56 PM »

Quote from: chum1 on August 23, 2012, 09:21:33 PM

Quote from: Pete on August 23, 2012, 09:17:38 PM
Quote from: chum1 on August 23, 2012, 09:05:59 PM
List of goEMAW schtick I'm (y'all are) over: BSAC. eff you, BSAC.

You are in a mood, eh?

Are you being a BSAC asskisser, too?

Is it a shtick to say no? Seems like it might be. Loads of double edged swords lying around here...watch your step.