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Re: Andre McDonald
« Reply #100 on: August 22, 2012, 01:12:12 PM »
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McDonald should have been punished a lot earlier so he could understand he wasn't above the law.  He keeps pit bulls in a residential area.  At least twice his dogs have escaped and attacked dogs while being walked in the neighborhood that once allowed peaceful dogwalking but doesn't anymore because of these maniac dogs attacking dogs.  Once they attacked a dog that was being walked by a pregnant woman pushing a child in a stroller that was being prayed for by a gaggle of nuns preceding a peace parade full of little children who are deathly allergic to dogs and have leukemia.  They would have killed her dog, except her dog hid under a car which rusted to death due to evil pit bull slobber, but it still had to undergo extensive surgery to survive and it will never be able to play the piano ever again.  The second time they attacked dogs being walked by a man who put his hands inside the corner of the pit bulls' mouth and triggered the dogs gag reflex which spewed hot stomach acid / lava all over his hands and arms and face yet still held them off until help came from a KSU baseball game that had just ended with no specific outcome as to whether KSU won or lost or that is was called on account of the unholy ruckus going on outside the stadium caused by the acidic lava spewing dog being gagged by a man.  Thank goodness his dogs attacked dogs which were attacked by his dogs and not some other person's dogs which were not in fact attacked by dogs but by aliens disguised as dogs but really they belonged to him so they might as well have been his dogs and not the people walking them.  Both times the KSU football dept. arranged for lawyers to get McDonald off with probation and even allowed him to keep the dogs.  McDonald smirked his way through both court appearances and then punched two babies before being delinquent on his taxes and taking a dump in a handicapped parking space.

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Re: Andre McDonald
« Reply #101 on: August 22, 2012, 01:16:18 PM »
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Re: Andre McDonald
« Reply #102 on: August 22, 2012, 01:20:44 PM »
Wow that was amazing.  Made me think about if my dogs might be aliens.  And they might!

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Re: Andre McDonald
« Reply #103 on: August 22, 2012, 01:23:56 PM »
T's and P's to the dog playing piano circuit concert series.

My condolences in your time of loss.
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Re: Andre McDonald
« Reply #104 on: August 22, 2012, 02:06:15 PM »
Yeah, Pittbulls attacking other dogs is pretty cool actually.

Clearly an overreaction.


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Re: Andre McDonald
« Reply #105 on: August 23, 2012, 01:35:24 PM »
will one of the replacement mods change dax's title to "THE white-midwesterner"

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Re: Andre McDonald
« Reply #106 on: August 23, 2012, 01:44:45 PM »
I was just reading about pitbulls and learned that they were bred to fight bulls in pits. What a fitting name!

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Re: Andre McDonald
« Reply #107 on: August 23, 2012, 02:09:38 PM »
I was just reading about pitbulls and learned that they were bred to fight bulls in pits. What a fitting name!

Pretty sure they were bred to be golden in color and retrieve waterfowl.  Nice try though, noob.

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Re: Andre McDonald
« Reply #108 on: August 23, 2012, 02:31:40 PM »
Just because a pitbull is born in an oven does not make it bread.

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Re: Andre McDonald
« Reply #109 on: August 23, 2012, 03:22:40 PM »
Its less about white folks and more about everyone...there isn't a lot of education on pitt bulls to the general population or to prospective owners. My roommate had a half pitt/half bourdeaux and it was great with all the dogs it lived with...its only issue was he wasn't neutered so he would bust out of our fence to go look for some tail and would get called in by a ton of our neighbors. Id come back from school and see the dog catcher out an about and id go to the same spot he always went to, and scoop him up while being followed by the dog catcher. Id throw him inside and then get assaulted by the dog catcher. The guy basically said that the next time he caught the dog running loose, that he would shoot the dog with a tranq dart but since they were premade it very well could kill the dog

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Re: Andre McDonald
« Reply #110 on: August 23, 2012, 03:28:58 PM »
I was just reading about pitbulls and learned that they were bred to fight bulls in pits. What a fitting name!

Pretty sure they were bred to be golden in color and retrieve waterfowl.  Nice try though, noob.

Great post
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Re: Andre McDonald
« Reply #111 on: August 23, 2012, 03:41:46 PM »
I love how white people are so deathly afraid of pit bulls.  Illogical fear is my favorite.
And I love how Pit Bulls and their owners are so deathly afraid of my German Shepherd.

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Re: Andre McDonald
« Reply #112 on: August 23, 2012, 10:21:29 PM »
I love how white people are so deathly afraid of pit bulls.  Illogical fear is my favorite.
And I love how Pit Bulls and their owners are so deathly afraid of my German Shepherd.
DOG FIGHT!!!! calling Michael Vick for betting tips.  :excited:
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Re: Andre McDonald
« Reply #113 on: August 23, 2012, 10:24:52 PM »
I love how white people are so deathly afraid of pit bulls.  Illogical fear is my favorite.
And I love how Pit Bulls and their owners are so deathly afraid of my German Shepherd.
DOG FIGHT!!!! calling Michael Vick for betting tips.  :excited:
My god, katdaddy.  :flush:
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Re: Andre McDonald
« Reply #114 on: August 23, 2012, 10:30:38 PM »
I love how white people are so deathly afraid of pit bulls.  Illogical fear is my favorite.
And I love how Pit Bulls and their owners are so deathly afraid of my German Shepherd.
DOG FIGHT!!!! calling Michael Vick for betting tips.  :excited:
My god, katdaddy.  :flush:
Look I was only joking.  But I feel very strongly that anyone who wants their dog to fight, doesn't really care about the animal.  Too bad they can't replace their dog and fight for themselves.  :curse: 
Hot time in Kat town tonight.

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Re: Andre McDonald
« Reply #115 on: August 23, 2012, 10:37:08 PM »
I love how white people are so deathly afraid of pit bulls.  Illogical fear is my favorite.
And I love how Pit Bulls and their owners are so deathly afraid of my German Shepherd.
DOG FIGHT!!!! calling Michael Vick for betting tips.  :excited:
My god, katdaddy.  :flush:
Look I was only joking.  But I feel very strongly that anyone who wants their dog to fight, doesn't really care about the animal.  Too bad they can't replace their dog and fight for themselves.  :curse:
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Re: Andre McDonald
« Reply #116 on: August 24, 2012, 06:32:32 PM »
   
I love how white people are so deathly afraid of pit bulls.  Illogical fear is my favorite.
And I love how Pit Bulls and their owners are so deathly afraid of my German Shepherd.
DOG FIGHT!!!! calling Michael Vick for betting tips.  :excited:
My god, katdaddy.  :flush:
Look I was only joking.  But I feel very strongly that anyone who wants their dog to fight, doesn't really care about the animal.  Too bad they can't replace their dog and fight for themselves.  :curse: 
I have never allowed my dog to fight and never will.People who get off on that crap and the people who buy a dog because it is a "fighting breed " are worthless pieces of crap.

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Andre McDonald
« Reply #117 on: August 24, 2012, 06:38:30 PM »
Snuggle Fight

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Re: Andre McDonald
« Reply #118 on: August 24, 2012, 08:59:15 PM »
   
I love how white people are so deathly afraid of pit bulls.  Illogical fear is my favorite.
And I love how Pit Bulls and their owners are so deathly afraid of my German Shepherd.
DOG FIGHT!!!! calling Michael Vick for betting tips.  :excited:
My god, katdaddy.  :flush:
Look I was only joking.  But I feel very strongly that anyone who wants their dog to fight, doesn't really care about the animal.  Too bad they can't replace their dog and fight for themselves.  :curse: 
I have never allowed my dog to fight and never will.People who get off on that crap and the people who buy a dog because it is a "fighting breed " are worthless pieces of crap.
:thumbsup:  I glad you feel that way.  Your earlier statement set me off.  :embarrassed:
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Re: Andre McDonald
« Reply #119 on: August 25, 2012, 09:15:51 AM »
German Shepards are notorious pussies.

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Re: Andre McDonald
« Reply #120 on: August 25, 2012, 09:25:58 AM »
German Shepards are notorious pussies.
What the eff is a German Shepard

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Re: Andre McDonald
« Reply #121 on: August 25, 2012, 10:17:19 AM »
German Shepards are notorious pussies.
What the eff is a German Shepard

I think it was that flash of fur I crushed with my 3/4 ton truck one drunk night.   :dunno: 

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Re: Andre McDonald
« Reply #122 on: August 25, 2012, 11:37:24 AM »
German Shepards are notorious pussies.
What the eff is a German Shepard

A huge pussy dog.

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Re: Andre McDonald
« Reply #123 on: August 25, 2012, 12:48:36 PM »
German Shepards are notorious pussies.
What the eff is a German Shepard

A huge pussy dog.
Must be why the police and military use them


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Re: Andre McDonald
« Reply #124 on: August 25, 2012, 01:52:22 PM »
German Shepards are notorious pussies.
What the eff is a German Shepard

A huge pussy dog.
Must be why the police and military use them

They are easily controlled, too dumb to run away.