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Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
« Reply #50 on: August 21, 2012, 04:22:22 PM »
I figure ghosts are probably like regular folks.  Some are good, so are bad.  Some of them are probably cool to hang out with, most are probably douchebags.  What if this particular ghost is a really good dude amd would have made a great neighbor if he only knew how to swim? Are you willing to risk that?

Just like people, a solid PI'ing gets them to leave.

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Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
« Reply #51 on: August 21, 2012, 04:26:11 PM »
What if the ghost is an elite PI'er in his own right?  I bet getting PI'd by a dead dude would be rough man. 

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Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
« Reply #52 on: August 21, 2012, 04:33:12 PM »
Bob sounds like a very useful ghost.  The guy who died in the house in my OP was really good at keeping his garage clean and his riding lawnmower all extra spiffy.  Think it is reasonable that I would introduce my self, tell him whats up, assign him the garage, and expect him to do oil changes and stuff while I am cooking dinner or something? 


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Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
« Reply #53 on: August 21, 2012, 04:37:46 PM »
Bob sounds like a very useful ghost.  The guy who died in the house in my OP was really good at keeping his garage clean and his riding lawnmower all extra spiffy.  Think it is reasonable that I would introduce my self, tell him whats up, assign him the garage, and expect him to do oil changes and stuff while I am cooking dinner or something?

I suppose that is possible. still, what if there are some mean ghosts hangin around that see old man ghost being helpful in the garage? then they might come in and make fun of him for being such a ghost pussy. then they'll take over the house and eff with your stuff all the time, also they might make your kids levitate or make their heads spin around or something.

just pointing out the possibilities here.

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Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
« Reply #54 on: August 21, 2012, 04:38:53 PM »
Is this your Realtor?


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Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
« Reply #55 on: August 21, 2012, 04:40:15 PM »
No, but the seller's realtor looked like that when we told him our initial offer.

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Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
« Reply #56 on: August 21, 2012, 04:40:33 PM »
Yeah, if Bob befriends a neighbor boy and then picks a fight with an Asian gang, you may find yourself in quite a pickle.

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Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
« Reply #57 on: August 21, 2012, 04:42:57 PM »
just to be clear, Bob is my ghost friend, not CNS's. it is possible that bob and CNS's old man ghost are friends though, I don't know the rules on these kinds of things.

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Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
« Reply #58 on: August 21, 2012, 04:48:44 PM »
If CNS' ghost is buddies with Bob, he's probably a good guy. Seems like CNS has his answer.  You're welcome.

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Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
« Reply #59 on: August 21, 2012, 04:53:17 PM »
What if the ghost is an elite PI'er in his own right?  I bet getting PI'd by a dead dude would be rough man.

c'mon man.  I haven't met a ghost yet who can handle my fastball.

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Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
« Reply #60 on: August 28, 2012, 10:00:36 AM »
 :emawkid: :dance: :emawkid:

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Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
« Reply #61 on: August 28, 2012, 10:05:18 AM »
What if the ghost is an elite PI'er in his own right?  I bet getting PI'd by a dead dude would be rough man.

c'mon man.  I haven't met a ghost yet who can handle my fastball.
might have trouble with the curve though

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Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
« Reply #62 on: August 28, 2012, 10:11:39 AM »
:emawkid: :dance: :emawkid:

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Congrats CNS Casey.  Let us know if you would like to get together, BBQ, celebrate, and put up a new fence!

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Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
« Reply #63 on: August 28, 2012, 10:33:18 AM »
What if the ghost is an elite PI'er in his own right?  I bet getting PI'd by a dead dude would be rough man.

c'mon man.  I haven't met a ghost yet who can handle my fastball.
might have trouble with the curve though

apparitions are notoriously bad at hitting the Uncle Charlie

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Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
« Reply #64 on: September 07, 2012, 10:08:04 AM »
UPDATE: had the inspection this week.  Immediately after the seller's realtor told me that there were actually three deaths associated with the house within a span of a few months.   :horrorsurprise:



Oh, also, one of the shower heads has to be replaced.    :ohno:

Not good guys......

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Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
« Reply #65 on: September 07, 2012, 10:13:01 AM »
welp

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Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
« Reply #66 on: September 07, 2012, 10:13:21 AM »
UPDATE: had the inspection this week.  Immediately after the seller's realtor told me that there were actually three deaths associated with the house within a span of a few months.   :horrorsurprise:



Oh, also, one of the shower heads has to be replaced.    :ohno:

Not good guys......

JFC, is this dump on Elm Street?  Are you in Amityville?

Your lowball wasn't a lowball at all.

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Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
« Reply #67 on: September 07, 2012, 10:14:51 AM »

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Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
« Reply #68 on: September 07, 2012, 10:17:27 AM »
Guys, it's fine.  I mean, I am pretty sure I can replace the shower head myself.

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Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
« Reply #69 on: September 07, 2012, 10:18:07 AM »
but can you replace your soul?

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Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
« Reply #70 on: September 07, 2012, 10:19:25 AM »
but can you replace your soul?

I don't know.  After the shower head, I should have some teflon tape left over.  :dunno:

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Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
« Reply #71 on: September 07, 2012, 10:20:43 AM »
better put tape on your wife's mouth so when grandpa ghost comes walking through the bedroom pissed because you changed his shower head her screaming won't wake you up.

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Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
« Reply #72 on: September 07, 2012, 10:40:36 AM »

That house has sweet lot with direct ocean access, I would buy it and just live on a boat;  I am pretty sure ghosts don't swim

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Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
« Reply #73 on: September 07, 2012, 12:13:49 PM »
I would like to come to your house on Halloween though.  Please pm me address.

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Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
« Reply #74 on: September 07, 2012, 04:48:04 PM »
Trick a priest into blessing the house.  (Dont say anything about the plethora of ghosts living there.)  If all goes well, buy the house and get used to hearing ghost noises.

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