If only Sinbad hadn't gotten caught juicing that next season would have been huge.
Did you guys cheer for us when we dismembered UT? Did you cheer for us when we smacked Baylor twice and ran ATM out of the gym?
Please. This is the sort of stuff you people crow about? Texas? A&M? BAYLOR?!?
Texas is a joke. Charles Whitman is still the best shooter in their school's history. And who runs point for them? Anyone there know how to deal an assist? Their best passer left when Ricky Williams went to the Saints, and he was only ever any good when passing it 'pon the left hand side.
As for A&M... Those people can't even win in a fight with LUMBER. Maybe once they figure out how to defend against gravity, they can scheme out a zone or a man system that works on the court. You guys want to talk about freakish cults? Forget BYU; look at College Station.
Don't even get me started on Baylor. They still consider it a successful year whenever they make it through a whole season without anyone murdering a teammate. Brittany Griner has bigger nuts than anyone on the men's team. They're just lucky nobody in administration knows they're going dancing, or the whole team would be expelled for violating the honor code.
Texas Tech is just sad. Have they ever won anything in a Big 12 men's sport? Ever? As we found out
when we wrote up a Lubbock travelogue, their school is so pathetic that their own mascot killed itself during a football game. I wouldn't be surprised if the only reason they haven't been kicked out of the conference was so that you guys could have a school to consistently look down on.
Who's left? Houston? They're barely above .500 and the only reason their coach isn't unemployed today is because he got a horseshoe stuck up his ass during arguably the most critical 4 game stretch of his 85 year career. Otherwise, the Cougars are on the outside looking in at the CBI and the CIT, and Penders is off to play bingo at the old folks home.
UTEP? They couldn't even beat Houston.
I think it's clear that you guys are finally going to have to deal with the best basketball program in the state. If there's one school that's synonymous with basketball domination in the Lone Star state, it's North Texas. Tough break for you all that we got screwed on seeding this year.