Author Topic: need help/input (Read 2617 times)

Dr Rick Daris · « **on:** August 13, 2012, 07:43:06 PM »

my wife bought this and his twin at a chinese grocery store around one year ago. it's just been sitting in our cabinet staring me in the face for the last 12 months. i don't know what it is and whether or not it is still edible. should i try to eat this stuff? what do i do w/ it? is it still good or could it kill me if consumed?

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #1 on:** August 13, 2012, 07:55:29 PM »

see? no consume before date.

SdK · « **Reply #2 on:** August 13, 2012, 07:59:18 PM »

I think "consume before consumer" means to have to eat it in front of a mirror.

CHONGS · « **Reply #3 on:** August 13, 2012, 08:02:51 PM »

that crap's good to go!

steve dave · « **Reply #4 on:** August 13, 2012, 08:03:02 PM »

Poison

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #5 on:** August 13, 2012, 08:07:40 PM »

It's a Chinese super food. Dig in

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #6 on:** August 13, 2012, 08:11:47 PM »

think i remember hearing that yam noodles will keep for no more than 12 months. if your "around one year ago" assessment is on the short end you will be eating fermented(poisonous) yam noodles. better consult your calendar, rd.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #7 on:** August 13, 2012, 08:13:30 PM »

If you don't cook and eat that right this moment you are a huge sissy.

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #8 on:** August 13, 2012, 08:15:29 PM »

It's good for you

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #9 on:** August 13, 2012, 08:19:52 PM »

you guys are not helping!

kim carnes · « **Reply #10 on:** August 13, 2012, 08:26:32 PM »

Definitely eat it. If its in a bag like that then it is loaded with preservatives.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #11 on:** August 13, 2012, 08:34:00 PM »

I would eat it fwiw.

D-tron · « **Reply #12 on:** August 13, 2012, 08:35:21 PM »

Shove that crap in your talk hole right now!!!!!!!! It's totally coconut or something equally delicious. I cant think of a better decision for you to make right now. Quit

and fill your hole with that delicious asian treat.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #13 on:** August 13, 2012, 08:36:50 PM »

Quote from: kim carnes on August 13, 2012, 08:26:32 PM

Definitely eat it. If its in a bag like that then it is loaded with preservatives.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #14 on:** August 13, 2012, 08:37:48 PM »

don't eat. you might choke.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #15 on:** August 13, 2012, 08:39:15 PM »

if i do eat, how? just open the package and pull them out of the water and eat them? fry them? microwave the package? warm or cold? spices? eff me.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #16 on:** August 13, 2012, 08:40:53 PM »

You have a lot, trial and error. Consume with Bacon first to ensure good taste

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Bloodfart · « **Reply #17 on:** August 13, 2012, 08:41:34 PM »

If you need seasoning for that wad of salt and fat you my friend have no taste.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #18 on:** August 13, 2012, 08:45:11 PM »

Quote from: Bloodfart on August 13, 2012, 08:41:34 PM

If you need seasoning for that wad of salt and fat you my friend have no taste.

what in the eff are you talking about? there is not one gram of salt or fat in that entire rough ridin' package you dipshit.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #19 on:** August 13, 2012, 08:57:32 PM »

Quote from: rick daris on August 13, 2012, 08:45:11 PM

Quote from: Bloodfart on August 13, 2012, 08:41:34 PM
If you need seasoning for that wad of salt and fat you my friend have no taste.

what in the eff are you talking about? there is not one gram of salt or fat in that entire rough ridin' package you dipshit.

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Katpappy · « **Reply #20 on:** August 13, 2012, 08:59:37 PM »

Quote from: rick daris on August 13, 2012, 08:45:11 PM

Quote from: Bloodfart on August 13, 2012, 08:41:34 PM
If you need seasoning for that wad of salt and fat you my friend have no taste.

what in the eff are you talking about? there is not one gram of salt or fat in that entire rough ridin' package you dipshit.

Ricky, you don't have a hair on your balls if you don't just get that crap out of the freezer and look up on google how to cook it and gulp that crap down like a man.

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CHONGS · « **Reply #21 on:** August 13, 2012, 09:16:19 PM »

it's in your heritage rick

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #22 on:** August 13, 2012, 09:34:55 PM »

Don't let the Chinese win this battle rd. usa!

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #23 on:** August 13, 2012, 09:37:30 PM »

Quote from: Chingon on August 13, 2012, 09:16:19 PM

it's in your heritage rick

It's so great that Mrs. Daris bought him something from the Chinese store.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #24 on:** August 13, 2012, 09:38:48 PM »

Quote from: Jakesie60 on August 13, 2012, 09:37:30 PM

Quote from: Chingon on August 13, 2012, 09:16:19 PM
it's in your heritage rick

It's so great that Mrs. Daris bought him something from the Chinese store.

Seems like he is behaving like an ingrate.