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[Cartierfor3]

i wish republicans were more socially liberal.  i would like ryan if he wasn't the typical "hey, let's not let gays touch and make abortion illegal and make sure there's no birth control available to anyone" republican.  it's like, you can be fiscally conservative/libertarian and not mind if two dudes want to kiss.

not if you want to keep your bible thumping base happy

In the end that is all that really separates the candidates. They say their economic and foreign policies differ but they really don't.

That's it?  Get right outta town. 

[john "teach me how to" dougie]

i wish republicans were more socially liberal.  i would like ryan if he wasn't the typical "hey, let's not let gays touch and make abortion illegal and make sure there's no birth control available to anyone" republican.  it's like, you can be fiscally conservative/libertarian and not mind if two dudes want to kiss.

I wish democrats we more fiscally conservative. I would like Obama if he wasn't the typical "hey, lets increase the deficit by 5 trillion dollars and make sure we increase taxes so we can spend more" democrat. It's like,
you can be socially liberal/communist and not increase taxes and expand government.

[kim carnes]

i wish republicans were more socially liberal.  i would like ryan if he wasn't the typical "hey, let's not let gays touch and make abortion illegal and make sure there's no birth control available to anyone" republican.  it's like, you can be fiscally conservative/libertarian and not mind if two dudes want to kiss.

I wish democrats we more fiscally conservative. I would like Obama if he wasn't the typical "hey, lets increase the deficit by 5 trillion dollars and make sure we increase taxes so we can spend more" democrat. It's like,
you can be socially liberal/communist and not increase taxes and expand government.

yeah, apparently you can't though.   sad.    i'll take the lesser of two evils.

[kim carnes]

i wish republicans were more socially liberal.  i would like ryan if he wasn't the typical "hey, let's not let gays touch and make abortion illegal and make sure there's no birth control available to anyone" republican.  it's like, you can be fiscally conservative/libertarian and not mind if two dudes want to kiss.

I wish democrats we more fiscally conservative. I would like Obama if he wasn't the typical "hey, lets increase the deficit by 5 trillion dollars and make sure we increase taxes so we can spend more" democrat. It's like,
you can be socially liberal/communist and not increase taxes and expand government.

also, most socialists probably hate the crap out of gays.

[Katpappy]

i wish republicans were more socially liberal.  i would like ryan if he wasn't the typical "hey, let's not let gays touch and make abortion illegal and make sure there's no birth control available to anyone" republican.  it's like, you can be fiscally conservative/libertarian and not mind if two dudes want to kiss.

I wish democrats we more fiscally conservative. I would like Obama if he wasn't the typical "hey, lets increase the deficit by 5 trillion dollars and make sure we increase taxes so we can spend more" democrat. It's like,
you can be socially liberal/communist and not increase taxes and expand government.

Yea, the nerve of fuckin Clinton and his obnoxious surplus.  What did that bad person want to do; buy down the debt or something.  Thank god we got a good ole boy who new what to do with all that extra money.  Thanks again GW.

[kim carnes]

i wish republicans were more socially liberal.  i would like ryan if he wasn't the typical "hey, let's not let gays touch and make abortion illegal and make sure there's no birth control available to anyone" republican.  it's like, you can be fiscally conservative/libertarian and not mind if two dudes want to kiss.

I wish democrats we more fiscally conservative. I would like Obama if he wasn't the typical "hey, lets increase the deficit by 5 trillion dollars and make sure we increase taxes so we can spend more" democrat. It's like,
you can be socially liberal/communist and not increase taxes and expand government.

Yea, the nerve of fuckin Clinton and his obnoxious surplus.  What did that bad person want to do; buy down the debt or something.  Thank god we got a good ole boy who new what to do with all that extra money.  Thanks again GW.

chingon?

[john "teach me how to" dougie]

i wish republicans were more socially liberal.  i would like ryan if he wasn't the typical "hey, let's not let gays touch and make abortion illegal and make sure there's no birth control available to anyone" republican.  it's like, you can be fiscally conservative/libertarian and not mind if two dudes want to kiss.

I wish democrats we more fiscally conservative. I would like Obama if he wasn't the typical "hey, lets increase the deficit by 5 trillion dollars and make sure we increase taxes so we can spend more" democrat. It's like,
you can be socially liberal/communist and not increase taxes and expand government.

Yea, the nerve of fuckin Clinton and his obnoxious surplus.  What did that bad person want to do; buy down the debt or something.  Thank god we got a good ole boy who new what to do with all that extra money.  Thanks again GW.

There is a difference between budget surplus and federal deficit. Also, GW was not a fiscal conservative. Never understood why liberals hated GW so much since he was one of them.

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

I still say Gore-Liebs sets the standard.  But I can be convinced that Romney-Ryan is the biggest in my lifetime.

I was going to include Bush I/Quayle on the sheer force of Quayle's losertude.  I'll leave it to the dome.

Classic case of "takes one to know one".

[catzacker]

i wish republicans were more socially liberal.  i would like ryan if he wasn't the typical "hey, let's not let gays touch and make abortion illegal and make sure there's no birth control available to anyone" republican.  it's like, you can be fiscally conservative/libertarian and not mind if two dudes want to kiss.

I wish democrats we more fiscally conservative. I would like Obama if he wasn't the typical "hey, lets increase the deficit by 5 trillion dollars and make sure we increase taxes so we can spend more" democrat. It's like,
you can be socially liberal/communist and not increase taxes and expand government.

it certainly works the other way.  however republicans tend to want the government out of business, but have no problem with the government being in people's bedrooms, so to speak. 

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

Libtard (one second):  I hate how republicans always bring social issues into the equation.  I care about real issues.

Libtard (one second later):  I don't vote for Republicans because they oppose gay marriage.

Libtard (second 3):  I'm voting for B.O.

 

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

i wish republicans were more socially liberal.  i would like ryan if he wasn't the typical "hey, let's not let gays touch and make abortion illegal and make sure there's no birth control available to anyone" republican.  it's like, you can be fiscally conservative/libertarian and not mind if two dudes want to kiss.

not if you want to keep your bible thumping base happy

In the end that is all that really separates the candidates. They say their economic and foreign policies differ but they really don't.

LOL, keep lying to yourself.  It's the only way a lucid adult could possibly justify supporting 4 more years of this disaster.

Sociopathy, the new norm of the Dem constituency.

[catzacker]

Libtard (one second):  I hate how republicans always bring social issues into the equation.  I care about real issues.

Libtard (one second later):  I don't vote for Republicans because they oppose gay marriage.

Libtard (second 3):  I'm voting for B.O.

 

what are you talking about?  it's like you're having a conversation with no one.

[star seed 7]

Libtard (one second):  I hate how republicans always bring social issues into the equation.  I care about real issues.

Libtard (one second later):  I don't vote for Republicans because they oppose gay marriage.

Libtard (second 3):  I'm voting for B.O.

 

You are a moron.  No one said they wish republicans wouldn't bring social issues up, they wish they weren't on the evil bad person side of social issues.

Just when I think you have hit your idiot threshold,  you pull out more crap like this.

[Stevesie60]

i wish republicans were more socially liberal.  i would like ryan if he wasn't the typical "hey, let's not let gays touch and make abortion illegal and make sure there's no birth control available to anyone" republican.  it's like, you can be fiscally conservative/libertarian and not mind if two dudes want to kiss.

I wish democrats we more fiscally conservative. I would like Obama if he wasn't the typical "hey, lets increase the deficit by 5 trillion dollars and make sure we increase taxes so we can spend more" democrat. It's like,
you can be socially liberal/communist and not increase taxes and expand government.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/rickungar/2012/05/24/who-is-the-smallest-government-spender-since-eisenhower-would-you-believe-its-barack-obama/

[p1k3]

i wish republicans were more socially liberal.  i would like ryan if he wasn't the typical "hey, let's not let gays touch and make abortion illegal and make sure there's no birth control available to anyone" republican.  it's like, you can be fiscally conservative/libertarian and not mind if two dudes want to kiss.

I wish democrats we more fiscally conservative. I would like Obama if he wasn't the typical "hey, lets increase the deficit by 5 trillion dollars and make sure we increase taxes so we can spend more" democrat. It's like,
you can be socially liberal/communist and not increase taxes and expand government.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/rickungar/2012/05/24/who-is-the-smallest-government-spender-since-eisenhower-would-you-believe-its-barack-obama/

I've seen this before. It's a ridiculous excuse by Obama apologists. How convenient that the first budget "doesn't count".

[john "teach me how to" dougie]

i wish republicans were more socially liberal.  i would like ryan if he wasn't the typical "hey, let's not let gays touch and make abortion illegal and make sure there's no birth control available to anyone" republican.  it's like, you can be fiscally conservative/libertarian and not mind if two dudes want to kiss.

I wish democrats we more fiscally conservative. I would like Obama if he wasn't the typical "hey, lets increase the deficit by 5 trillion dollars and make sure we increase taxes so we can spend more" democrat. It's like,
you can be socially liberal/communist and not increase taxes and expand government.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/rickungar/2012/05/24/who-is-the-smallest-government-spender-since-eisenhower-would-you-believe-its-barack-obama/

Obama has scheduled most of his spending after the election. But, you can't hide the fact that the federal deficit has increased by 5 tril +.

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

Libtard (one second):  I hate how republicans always bring social issues into the equation.  I care about real issues.

Libtard (one second later):  I don't vote for Republicans because they oppose gay marriage.

Libtard (second 3):  I'm voting for B.O.

 

You are a moron.  No one said they wish republicans wouldn't bring social issues up, they wish they weren't on the evil bad person side of social issues.

Just when I think you have hit your idiot threshold,  you pull out more crap like this.

If anyone knows of an idiot threshold it is undoubtedly you.

Now go slaughter another unborn child, good guy. 

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

i wish republicans were more socially liberal.  i would like ryan if he wasn't the typical "hey, let's not let gays touch and make abortion illegal and make sure there's no birth control available to anyone" republican.  it's like, you can be fiscally conservative/libertarian and not mind if two dudes want to kiss.

I wish democrats we more fiscally conservative. I would like Obama if he wasn't the typical "hey, lets increase the deficit by 5 trillion dollars and make sure we increase taxes so we can spend more" democrat. It's like,
you can be socially liberal/communist and not increase taxes and expand government.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/rickungar/2012/05/24/who-is-the-smallest-government-spender-since-eisenhower-would-you-believe-its-barack-obama/

LOL

I read the other day that while b.o. has purportedly created 2.6 million jobs (a frightfully pathetic number), he's also created 3.1 million new disabled people (per SS disability rolls)
 
Now that's something to brag about.

[HeinBallz]

i wish republicans were more socially liberal.  i would like ryan if he wasn't the typical "hey, let's not let gays touch and make abortion illegal and make sure there's no birth control available to anyone" republican.  it's like, you can be fiscally conservative/libertarian and not mind if two dudes want to kiss.

Throw in only going to war with congressional approval, and that's exactly what a libertarian is.


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[puniraptor]

I came into this thread all excited to talk crap on TOOL and left disappointed.

[Stevesie60]

So hilarious that Republicans can't admit that Obama isn't that bad. Granted, it's just as hilarious with Democrats try to make him look like the best president since FDR.

[p1k3]

I came into this thread all excited to talk crap on TOOL and left disappointed.

great band. Joke is on you.

[Testy Westy]

I'm going to try to get this thread back on track with some goofy pictures of running mates over the last 24 years:

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

So hilarious that Republicans can't admit that Obama isn't that bad. Granted, it's just as hilarious with Democrats try to make him look like the best president since FDR.

If this "isn't that bad" you must have been euphoric during the GWB years. 

FWIW, I don't know any Dem that is so delusional they think B.O. is even an average president, rather, they've opted to focus their energy towards bitching about Kansas politics.

[Stevesie60]

So hilarious that Republicans can't admit that Obama isn't that bad. Granted, it's just as hilarious with Democrats try to make him look like the best president since FDR.

If this "isn't that bad" you must have been euphoric during the GWB years. 

FWIW, I don't know any Dem that is so delusional they think B.O. is even an average president, rather, they've opted to focus their energy towards bitching about Kansas politics.

Okay, FSD. Keep being racist and homophobic.