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« on: August 11, 2012, 08:58:27 AM »
I still say Gore-Liebs sets the standard.  But I can be convinced that Romney-Ryan is the biggest in my lifetime.

I was going to include Bush I/Quayle on the sheer force of Quayle's losertude.  I'll leave it to the dome.









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« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2012, 09:32:07 AM »
How about a Presidential Candidate running a fake anti-war campaign that nominates one of the biggest (D) cheerleaders for the Iraq War as his VP running mate?

Of course the Hope and Changers were drinking too much Kool-Aid to understand that.

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« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2012, 11:38:12 AM »
How about a Presidential Candidate running a fake anti-war campaign that nominates one of the biggest (D) cheerleaders for the Iraq War as his VP running mate?

Of course the Hope and Changers were drinking too much Kool-Aid to understand that.

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« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2012, 11:45:12 AM »
How about a Presidential Candidate running a fake anti-war campaign that nominates one of the biggest (D) cheerleaders for the Iraq War as his VP running mate?

Of course the Hope and Changers were drinking too much Kool-Aid to understand that.

How many U.S. troops are there in Iraq right now?

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« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2012, 12:01:06 PM »
lol at dax immediately jumping in off topic  :lol:

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« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2012, 12:03:52 PM »
How about a Presidential Candidate running a fake anti-war campaign that nominates one of the biggest (D) cheerleaders for the Iraq War as his VP running mate?

Of course the Hope and Changers were drinking too much Kool-Aid to understand that.

How many U.S. troops are there in Iraq right now?

How many are in Afghanistan right now?

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« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2012, 12:14:44 PM »
lol at dax immediately jumping in off topic  :lol:

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« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2012, 12:20:18 PM »
I like this Ryan guy.

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« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2012, 12:38:38 PM »
Ohhhh, good one. They both turned out to be major tools.

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« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2012, 01:15:26 PM »
i wish republicans were more socially liberal.  i would like ryan if he wasn't the typical "hey, let's not let gays touch and make abortion illegal and make sure there's no birth control available to anyone" republican.  it's like, you can be fiscally conservative/libertarian and not mind if two dudes want to kiss.

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« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2012, 01:17:36 PM »
i wish republicans were more socially liberal.  i would like ryan if he wasn't the typical "hey, let's not let gays touch and make abortion illegal and make sure there's no birth control available to anyone" republican.  it's like, you can be fiscally conservative/libertarian and not mind if two dudes want to kiss.

not if you want to keep your bible thumping base happy

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« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2012, 01:18:06 PM »
i wish republicans were more socially liberal.  i would like ryan if he wasn't the typical "hey, let's not let gays touch and make abortion illegal and make sure there's no birth control available to anyone" republican.  it's like, you can be fiscally conservative/libertarian and not mind if two dudes want to kiss.

not if you want to keep your bible thumping base happy

yeah, that's the problem.  there needs to be more gay farmers.  just think how awesome life would be if there wasn't religion.

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« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2012, 01:30:18 PM »
i wish republicans were more socially liberal.  i would like ryan if he wasn't the typical "hey, let's not let gays touch and make abortion illegal and make sure there's no birth control available to anyone" republican.  it's like, you can be fiscally conservative/libertarian and not mind if two dudes want to kiss.

not if you want to keep your bible thumping base happy

yeah, that's the problem.  there needs to be more gay farmers.  just think how awesome life would be if there wasn't religion.

Tons of gay farmers would pretty entertaining.  But yeah, Ryan needs to cut that crap.  Much like I appreciate Obama's bloodlust in the ME and keeping Gitmo open to torture people but some of his fiscal policies really suck.

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« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2012, 01:33:55 PM »
I actually couldn't remember who ran with kerry, but that ticket won my vote here anyway.

Cf3 reminding me it was Edwards just made those 2 unreachable, no matter how unhuman Romney is.  Yech,  couldn't even get a big ol' libtard like me to vote for them.
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« Reply #15 on: August 11, 2012, 01:37:22 PM »
I like this Ryan guy.

He's no different that Barry, really.

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« Reply #16 on: August 11, 2012, 01:42:01 PM »
I like this Ryan guy.

He's no different that Barry, really.

Good to hear!

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« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2012, 01:47:30 PM »
I like this Ryan guy.

He's no different that Barry, really.

Good to hear!

i agree, that plays in his favor.
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« Reply #18 on: August 11, 2012, 03:15:53 PM »
i wish republicans were more socially liberal.  i would like ryan if he wasn't the typical "hey, let's not let gays touch and make abortion illegal and make sure there's no birth control available to anyone" republican.  it's like, you can be fiscally conservative/libertarian and not mind if two dudes want to kiss.

not if you want to keep your bible thumping base happy

yeah, that's the problem.  there needs to be more gay farmers.  just think how awesome life would be if there wasn't religion.

So awesome... so so awesome
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« Reply #19 on: August 11, 2012, 05:28:30 PM »
I'm pretty sure I know a gay farmer. Great guy.

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« Reply #20 on: August 11, 2012, 05:52:35 PM »
i wish republicans were more socially liberal.  i would like ryan if he wasn't the typical "hey, let's not let gays touch and make abortion illegal and make sure there's no birth control available to anyone" republican.  it's like, you can be fiscally conservative/libertarian and not mind if two dudes want to kiss.

not if you want to keep your bible thumping base happy
In the end that is all that really separates the candidates. They say their economic and foreign policies differ but they really don't.
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« Reply #21 on: August 11, 2012, 06:19:40 PM »
Agree saul

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« Reply #22 on: August 11, 2012, 06:25:00 PM »
i wish republicans were more socially liberal.  i would like ryan if he wasn't the typical "hey, let's not let gays touch and make abortion illegal and make sure there's no birth control available to anyone" republican.  it's like, you can be fiscally conservative/libertarian and not mind if two dudes want to kiss.

not if you want to keep your bible thumping base happy
In the end that is all that really separates the candidates. They say their economic and foreign policies differ but they really don't.

their foreign policies may not differ, but they do economically

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« Reply #23 on: August 11, 2012, 06:41:24 PM »
i wish republicans were more socially liberal.  i would like ryan if he wasn't the typical "hey, let's not let gays touch and make abortion illegal and make sure there's no birth control available to anyone" republican.  it's like, you can be fiscally conservative/libertarian and not mind if two dudes want to kiss.

not if you want to keep your bible thumping base happy
In the end that is all that really separates the candidates. They say their economic and foreign policies differ but they really don't.

their foreign policies may not differ, but they do economically

Nope

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« Reply #24 on: August 11, 2012, 06:44:23 PM »
i wish republicans were more socially liberal.  i would like ryan if he wasn't the typical "hey, let's not let gays touch and make abortion illegal and make sure there's no birth control available to anyone" republican.  it's like, you can be fiscally conservative/libertarian and not mind if two dudes want to kiss.

not if you want to keep your bible thumping base happy
In the end that is all that really separates the candidates. They say their economic and foreign policies differ but they really don't.

their foreign policies may not differ, but they do economically

Nope

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