Author Topic: lawyers (Read 7080 times)

sys · « **on:** July 31, 2012, 07:27:04 PM »

can i win a lawsuit where there's a contract saying the other party doesn't have to pay me anything if they do something, but i want them to anyways? like for some reason the contract wouldn't apply because the other party didn't act in good faith and/or comply with reasonable requests or something?

the amount of money is fairly insignificant, but i'm a vengeful person and would like to be a pain in the ass, if i can. the contract also says that the losing party has to pay the winning party's legal expenses, in the event legal action though.

Trim · « **Reply #1 on:** July 31, 2012, 08:59:26 PM »

Sounds fun.

sys · « **Reply #2 on:** July 31, 2012, 09:10:37 PM »

Quote from: Trim on July 31, 2012, 08:59:26 PM

Sounds fun.

it's not.

chunkles · « **Reply #3 on:** July 31, 2012, 09:11:16 PM »

oh crap, bosysz56

Trim · « **Reply #4 on:** July 31, 2012, 09:13:42 PM »

Quote from: sys on July 31, 2012, 09:10:37 PM

Quote from: Trim on July 31, 2012, 08:59:26 PM
Sounds fun.

it's not.

The vengeance?

sys · « **Reply #5 on:** August 01, 2012, 10:58:54 AM »

Quote from: Trim on July 31, 2012, 09:13:42 PM

The vengeance?

hypothetical and in the future. also fraught with impediments. the need for vengeance is current.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #6 on:** August 01, 2012, 11:36:48 AM »

Not if you write the lawsuit like that.

asava · « **Reply #7 on:** August 01, 2012, 11:39:36 AM »

Quote from: Limestone on August 01, 2012, 11:36:48 AM

Not if you write the lawsuit like that.

LOL.

Trim · « **Reply #8 on:** August 01, 2012, 02:05:45 PM »

At this point, I'm gonna need everyone to speculate on what sys is talking about. I bet a landlord confiscated his snake.

steve dave · « **Reply #9 on:** August 01, 2012, 02:10:30 PM »

sys, does he have any stuff you could easily steal? maybe start stealing his stuff until you feel made whole?

sys · « **Reply #10 on:** August 01, 2012, 02:20:15 PM »

it's the house i agreed to buy, and the bank that owns it, that is rough ridin' me. i want to cancel the contract because i don't like them rough ridin' me. the contract agrees that i can cancel the contract, but not that the bank would have to reimburse me the house buying expenses i've incurred so far.

if a legal remedy isn't in the cards, i guess i can just throw a brick through their window or something.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #11 on:** August 01, 2012, 02:52:54 PM »

Quote from: sys on August 01, 2012, 02:20:15 PM

it's the house i agreed to buy, and the bank that owns it, that is rough ridin' me. i want to cancel the contract because i don't like them rough ridin' me. the contract agrees that i can cancel the contract, but not that the bank would have to reimburse me the house buying expenses i've incurred so far.

if a legal remedy isn't in the cards, i guess i can just throw a brick through their window or something.

Also Roundup the entire yard. Trees area big bonus.

steve dave · « **Reply #12 on:** August 01, 2012, 02:54:54 PM »

pull up to the bank drive through and put a poisonous viper in the tube thing and shoot it in to the teller before peeling out.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #13 on:** August 01, 2012, 03:10:26 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on August 01, 2012, 02:54:54 PM

pull up to the bank drive through and put a poisonous viper in the tube thing and shoot it in to the teller before peeling out.

Yes, this , but with a snake or snakes. Laugh maniacally too.

sys · « **Reply #14 on:** August 02, 2012, 12:18:24 AM »

this didn't turn out helpful at all.

felix rex · « **Reply #15 on:** August 02, 2012, 12:27:09 AM »

If you do the viper thing, I can help with countries to hide in. But only (and this is nonnegotiable) if you peel out.

Cire · « **Reply #16 on:** August 02, 2012, 12:33:05 AM »

poop in the middle of the floor

sys · « **Reply #17 on:** August 02, 2012, 12:38:43 AM »

Quote from: felix rex on August 02, 2012, 12:27:09 AM

If you do the viper thing, I can help with countries to hide in. But only (and this is nonnegotiable) if you peel out.

the viper idea is stupid. why not just draw them a map of where i'll be hiding and shoot that in too? if were to shoot any animal in, i'd use something clever, like a raccoon or a miniature horse.

felix rex · « **Reply #18 on:** August 02, 2012, 01:12:14 AM »

Well, that's your field of rough ridin' expertise.

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #19 on:** August 02, 2012, 07:55:20 AM »

Use a shrink ray on Fran Drescher and send her through the tube.

Trim · « **Reply #20 on:** August 02, 2012, 08:48:19 AM »

I don't think a lawsuit will be your best avenue for vengeance.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #21 on:** August 02, 2012, 10:29:35 AM »

Quote from: sys on August 01, 2012, 02:20:15 PM

it's the house i agreed to buy, and the bank that owns it, that is rough ridin' me. i want to cancel the contract because i don't like them rough ridin' me. the contract agrees that i can cancel the contract, but not that the bank would have to reimburse me the house buying expenses i've incurred so far.

if a legal remedy isn't in the cards, i guess i can just throw a brick through their window or something.

1. Buying crappy foreclosures is risky
2. What possible expenses could you have incurred outside of a cheap inspection, which is for your protection?

pissclams · « **Reply #22 on:** August 02, 2012, 10:33:09 AM »

earnest money

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #23 on:** August 02, 2012, 11:01:48 AM »

Quote from: pissclams on August 02, 2012, 10:33:09 AM

earnest money

The contract will specifically and unequivocally spell out what is to be done with that.

I assume he wants some type of "well, I took half of Monday off of work to inspect and then I had to go check some stuff and blahblahblah, my time was worth $2000 so I need that."

Kat Kid · « **Reply #24 on:** August 02, 2012, 11:05:33 AM »

Sys is a whiny entitled bitch? Well I for one could not have possibly seen this one coming.