Author Topic: Olympic Events you could win gold in (Read 11473 times)

ChiComCat · « **Reply #25 on:** July 30, 2012, 11:41:31 AM »

Quote from: Brock Landers on July 30, 2012, 10:51:12 AM

I was thinking with 6 to 12 months of training I could win a medal in archery. See you bitches in Rio 2016, I'll be sure to spill all the details from the Olympic Village orgy.

They don't let archers into the orgy. Thats only for real athletes

j-dub · « **Reply #26 on:** July 30, 2012, 12:37:04 PM »

Quote from: ChiCat on July 30, 2012, 11:41:31 AM

Quote from: Brock Landers on July 30, 2012, 10:51:12 AM
I was thinking with 6 to 12 months of training I could win a medal in archery. See you bitches in Rio 2016, I'll be sure to spill all the details from the Olympic Village orgy.

They don't let archers into the orgy. Thats only for real athletes

they would let y-l-a join for obvious reasons.

brock landers out. y-l-a in.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #27 on:** July 30, 2012, 01:30:11 PM »

Quote from: j-dub on July 30, 2012, 12:37:04 PM

Quote from: ChiCat on July 30, 2012, 11:41:31 AM
Quote from: Brock Landers on July 30, 2012, 10:51:12 AM
I was thinking with 6 to 12 months of training I could win a medal in archery. See you bitches in Rio 2016, I'll be sure to spill all the details from the Olympic Village orgy.

They don't let archers into the orgy. Thats only for real athletes

they would let y-l-a join for obvious reasons.

brock landers out. y-l-a in.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #28 on:** July 30, 2012, 01:44:22 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on July 30, 2012, 10:54:24 AM

NOT figure skating

I don't think you get this thread, SD. You see, its the events you COULD win in, not the events you COULDN'T win in.

Hope this clears things up.

j-dub · « **Reply #29 on:** July 30, 2012, 02:00:21 PM »

Quote from: This is bullshit I demand my name be changed on July 30, 2012, 01:44:22 PM

Quote from: steve dave on July 30, 2012, 10:54:24 AM
NOT figure skating

I don't think you get this thread, SD. You see, its the events you COULD win in, not the events you COULDN'T win in.

Hope this clears things up.

2nd most pi'd trying to pi 2nd best poster. yeah...i see this one working out

steve dave · « **Reply #30 on:** July 30, 2012, 02:03:24 PM »

Definitely NOT tennis. Man, I'd get destroyed. I hit little lob type serves though because I can't fire it over into that box. If it's windy watch out. I will break my own serve.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #31 on:** July 30, 2012, 02:14:25 PM »

Quote from: j-dub on July 30, 2012, 02:00:21 PM

Quote from: This is bullshit I demand my name be changed on July 30, 2012, 01:44:22 PM
Quote from: steve dave on July 30, 2012, 10:54:24 AM
NOT figure skating

I don't think you get this thread, SD. You see, its the events you COULD win in, not the events you COULDN'T win in.

Hope this clears things up.

2nd most pi'd trying to pi 2nd best poster. yeah...i see this one working out

3rd most PI'd, J-dubass.

felix rex · « **Reply #32 on:** July 30, 2012, 02:37:29 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on July 30, 2012, 02:03:24 PM

Definitely NOT tennis. Man, I'd get destroyed. I hit little lob type serves though because I can't fire it over into that box. If it's windy watch out. I will break my own serve.

If those chicks could hit a spin serve, I'd be in a lot of trouble. I bet they can.

j-dub · « **Reply #33 on:** July 30, 2012, 03:18:34 PM »

Quote from: This is bullshit I demand my name be changed on July 30, 2012, 02:14:25 PM

Quote from: j-dub on July 30, 2012, 02:00:21 PM
Quote from: This is bullshit I demand my name be changed on July 30, 2012, 01:44:22 PM
Quote from: steve dave on July 30, 2012, 10:54:24 AM
NOT figure skating

I don't think you get this thread, SD. You see, its the events you COULD win in, not the events you COULDN'T win in.

Hope this clears things up.

2nd most pi'd trying to pi 2nd best poster. yeah...i see this one working out

3rd most PI'd, J-dubass.

grats TIB.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #34 on:** July 30, 2012, 03:24:05 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on July 30, 2012, 02:03:24 PM

Definitely NOT tennis. Man, I'd get destroyed. I hit little lob type serves though because I can't fire it over into that box. If it's windy watch out. I will break my own serve.

I don't know what that means.

DQ12 · « **Reply #35 on:** July 30, 2012, 04:11:12 PM »

catching my soap when it unexpectedly falls off a high place in my old shower

SabiNation · « **Reply #36 on:** July 30, 2012, 06:09:57 PM »

I think I could do pretty well in handball and water polo. Maybe not gold, but most definitely silver!!!

j-dub · « **Reply #37 on:** July 30, 2012, 07:25:45 PM »

the day they add ice cream eating (speed and/or quantity) and singing in the shower

i will immediately be the number 1 contender. in both.

SwiftCat · « **Reply #38 on:** July 31, 2012, 12:10:14 AM »

Handball. Give me 3 months of training and practicing with the national team.

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #39 on:** July 31, 2012, 07:00:56 AM »

pokemon

Fedor · « **Reply #40 on:** July 31, 2012, 07:44:46 AM »

Boxing, I have KO power. My gameplan would be to throw bombs until I connected or my heart exploded. This would be probably less than a minute into the first round.

SabiNation · « **Reply #41 on:** July 31, 2012, 07:05:00 PM »

LSOC and SwiftCat: Let's organize the first ever USA Handball team for the 2016 Olympics. I've heard Rio is nice...

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #42 on:** July 31, 2012, 07:32:57 PM »

Mario Cart. If I could throw turtle shells, bananas, and bombs at you bitches, id win gold for sure.

SwiftCat · « **Reply #43 on:** July 31, 2012, 11:22:54 PM »

Quote from: SabiNation on July 31, 2012, 07:05:00 PM

LSOC and SwiftCat: Let's organize the first ever USA Handball team for the 2016 Olympics. I've heard Rio is nice...

In.

If anyone else wants in, PM for deets.

bringonthecats · « **Reply #44 on:** August 01, 2012, 11:20:11 AM »

if they added an egg toss OR tap dancing i'm pretty confident i could get at least bronze in both.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #45 on:** August 01, 2012, 11:35:08 AM »

Quote from: SabiNation on July 31, 2012, 07:05:00 PM

LSOC and SwiftCat: Let's organize the first ever USA Handball team for the 2016 Olympics. I've heard Rio is nice...

I will play anywhere but goalie. I am way too pretty.

SabiNation · « **Reply #46 on:** August 01, 2012, 12:36:26 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on August 01, 2012, 11:35:08 AM

Quote from: SabiNation on July 31, 2012, 07:05:00 PM
LSOC and SwiftCat: Let's organize the first ever USA Handball team for the 2016 Olympics. I've heard Rio is nice...

I will play anywhere but goalie. I am way too pretty.

Are either of you guys lefty? We need a lefty to attack from the right side

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #47 on:** August 01, 2012, 04:15:11 PM »

Quote from: SabiNation on August 01, 2012, 12:36:26 PM

Quote from: Limestone on August 01, 2012, 11:35:08 AM
Quote from: SabiNation on July 31, 2012, 07:05:00 PM
LSOC and SwiftCat: Let's organize the first ever USA Handball team for the 2016 Olympics. I've heard Rio is nice...

I will play anywhere but goalie. I am way too pretty.

Are either of you guys lefty? We need a lefty to attack from the right side

Any luck yet? We need a lefty bad.

SabiNation · « **Reply #48 on:** August 01, 2012, 08:58:23 PM »

We should put out an ad in the Collegian/Mercury for an athletic, jacked, former college baseball player, left-handed stud for our Handball team.

DQ12 · « **Reply #49 on:** August 02, 2012, 01:53:09 PM »

Quote from: SabiNation on August 01, 2012, 08:58:23 PM

We should put out an ad in the Collegian/Mercury for an athletic, jacked, former college baseball player, left-handed stud for our Handball team.

Matt Siebrandt's Left Hand fits this descripto very well.