Author Topic: Olympic Events you could win gold in (Read 8743 times)

Cartierfor3 · « **on:** July 29, 2012, 03:50:44 PM »

if you were competing against women. I've been fairly certain I could play in the WNBA for years and I'm pretty sure with 6 months training in a number of sports I could win gold.

1. Shotput
2. Archery
3. Badminton

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1 on:** July 29, 2012, 03:57:51 PM »

Ping Pong and water polo.

j-dub · « **Reply #2 on:** July 29, 2012, 04:28:11 PM »

Quote from: CartierFor3 on July 29, 2012, 03:50:44 PM

if you were competing against women. I've been fairly certain I could play in the WNBA for years and I'm pretty sure with 6 months training in a number of sports I could win gold.

1. Shotput
2. Archery
3. Badminton

they would make you look like a unathletic 7th grade girl from mexico who had played futbol her entire life who couldn't dribble a basketball or make basketball shots and prolly also struggled at running in a straight line w/o tripping over your awkward 7th grade feet. lol bro. lol.

steve dave · « **Reply #3 on:** July 29, 2012, 04:29:57 PM »

not volleyball, that's for rough ridin' sure

steve dave · « **Reply #4 on:** July 29, 2012, 04:30:46 PM »

also not any distance running, cycling, etc. I'd get tired and quit right at the beginning.

steve dave · « **Reply #5 on:** July 29, 2012, 04:30:59 PM »

not gymnastics either

Pete · « **Reply #6 on:** July 29, 2012, 04:32:04 PM »

Greco Roman wrestling

Kat Kid · « **Reply #7 on:** July 29, 2012, 04:39:22 PM »

Quote from: CartierFor3 on July 29, 2012, 03:50:44 PM

if you were competing against women. I've been fairly certain I could play in the WNBA for years and I'm pretty sure with 6 months training in a number of sports I could win gold.

1. Shotput
2. Archery
3. Badminton

lol not archery at all.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #8 on:** July 29, 2012, 04:39:40 PM »

Handball

Pete · « **Reply #9 on:** July 29, 2012, 05:16:23 PM »

I think you guys would get crushed at ping pong and badminton. Those asian girls are nails.

chunkles · « **Reply #10 on:** July 29, 2012, 05:16:41 PM »

is there one where you win by simply being the smelliest or body-hairiest?

kim carnes · « **Reply #11 on:** July 29, 2012, 06:24:29 PM »

Quote from: Pete on July 29, 2012, 05:16:23 PM

I think you guys would get crushed at ping pong and badminton. Those asian girls are nails.

No one on this board would score more than 3 points in ping pong

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #12 on:** July 29, 2012, 06:32:43 PM »

Poet warrior and I in synchronized diving

hemmy · « **Reply #13 on:** July 29, 2012, 07:09:04 PM »

If WWE-style wrestling was an event, I might win.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #14 on:** July 29, 2012, 07:10:01 PM »

I think it's pretty safe to say that this board does not have a single poster who would win a gold medal in any women's event.

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #15 on:** July 29, 2012, 10:02:31 PM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on July 29, 2012, 07:10:01 PM

I think it's pretty safe to say that this board does not have a single poster who would win a gold medal in any women's event.

i wouldn't count out dr. tyler hughes in the 10m air pistol. he excels at technical, quasi-sports. but you're probably right, it would take some luck for him to even medal.

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #16 on:** July 29, 2012, 10:18:00 PM »

The horse dancing thing

TheHamburglar · « **Reply #17 on:** July 29, 2012, 10:28:38 PM »

After reviewing the list of olympic sports, I think a team of goemawers could win gold in women's field hockey and women's rugby.

8manpick · « **Reply #18 on:** July 29, 2012, 11:13:20 PM »

Quote from: TheHamburglar on July 29, 2012, 10:28:38 PM

After reviewing the list of olympic sports, I think a team of goemawers could win gold in women's field hockey and women's rugby.

Definitely women's rugby 7's but it doesn't start until 2016. We would not only win, but we would win 92 dream team style.

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felix rex · « **Reply #19 on:** July 30, 2012, 05:18:57 AM »

Math

Brock Landers · « **Reply #20 on:** July 30, 2012, 10:51:12 AM »

I was thinking with 6 to 12 months of training I could win a medal in archery. See you bitches in Rio 2016, I'll be sure to spill all the details from the Olympic Village orgy.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #21 on:** July 30, 2012, 10:53:24 AM »

steve dave · « **Reply #22 on:** July 30, 2012, 10:54:24 AM »

NOT figure skating

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #23 on:** July 30, 2012, 10:56:54 AM »

Quote from: j-dub on July 29, 2012, 04:28:11 PM

Quote from: CartierFor3 on July 29, 2012, 03:50:44 PM
if you were competing against women. I've been fairly certain I could play in the WNBA for years and I'm pretty sure with 6 months training in a number of sports I could win gold.

1. Shotput
2. Archery
3. Badminton

they would make you look like a unathletic 7th grade girl from mexico who had played futbol her entire life who couldn't dribble a basketball or make basketball shots and prolly also struggled at running in a straight line w/o tripping over your awkward 7th grade feet. lol bro. lol.

3maw · « **Reply #24 on:** July 30, 2012, 11:26:25 AM »

Quote from: CartierFor3 on July 29, 2012, 03:50:44 PM

if you were competing against women. I've been fairly certain I could play in the WNBA for years and I'm pretty sure with 6 months training in a number of sports I could win gold.

1. Shotput
2. Archery
3. Badminton

no way you're shooting better than team china. team fitsinmypocket nailed our women. granted only one of our archers is russian.