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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #75 on: July 10, 2012, 03:00:00 PM »
Oh really fools?  Who had the higher attendance in football?  Who did better in basketball?  Out of the conference??? Yeah my ***.  If you don't know ISU players in the NFL maybe you should watch the NFL more often.  Hobbs, Wallace, Heyward just to name a few.  I even know a few KSU players in the NFL.  Stop being so biased towards your team and actually watch football.  And any B12 fan wanting those pansies from ND to come to our conference are idiots.  Screw ND.

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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #76 on: July 10, 2012, 03:01:17 PM »
Oh really fools?  Who had the higher attendance in football?  Who did better in basketball?  Out of the conference??? Yeah my ***.  If you don't know ISU players in the NFL maybe you should watch the NFL more often.  Hobbs, Wallace, Heyward just to name a few.  I even know a few KSU players in the NFL.  Stop being so biased towards your team and actually watch football.  And any B12 fan wanting those pansies from ND to come to our conference are idiots.  Screw ND.

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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #77 on: July 10, 2012, 03:02:27 PM »
Diarrhea (from the Greek ????????, ??? dia "through" + ??? rheo "flow" meaning "flowing through"[2]), also spelled diarrhoea, is the condition of having three or more loose or liquid bowel movements per day.[3] It is a common cause of death in developing countries and the second most common cause of infant deaths worldwide. The loss of fluids through diarrhea can cause dehydration and electrolyte disturbances such as potassium deficiency or other salt imbalances. In 2009 diarrhea was estimated to have caused 1.1 million deaths in people aged 5 and over[4] and 1.5 million deaths in children under the age of 5.[1] Oral rehydration solutions (ORS) with modest amounts of salts and zinc tablets are the treatment of choice and have been estimated to have saved 50 million children in the past 25 years.[1] ORS should be begun at early as possible. Vomiting often occurs during the first hour or two of treatment with ORS, but this seldom prevents successful rehydration as most of the fluid is still absorbed. The World Health Organization (WHO) recommends that if a child vomits, to wait five or ten minutes and then start again more slowly. Homemade solutions recommended by WHO include salted drinks (e.g. salted rice water or a salted yoghurt drink) and vegetable or chicken soup with salt. If available, supplemental potassium, as well as supplemental zinc, can be added to or given with this homemade solution. It's also recommended that persons with diarrhea, if able, continue or resume eating as this speeds recovery of normal intestinal function and generally leads to diarrhea of shorter duration. Clean plain water can be one of several fluids given.[5] There are commercial solutions such as Pedialyte, and relief agencies such as UNICEF widely distribute packets of salts and sugar. A homemade solution can be made by adding between one-half to one teaspoon of salt (about 2-3 grams) and six teaspoons sugar (about 18 grams) to one liter of water[5][6]. If the person drinks solutions with too much sugar or too much salt, these can draw fluid from the body to the bowel, cause osmotic diarrhea, and make dehydration worse.[5] In a WHO publication, it's stated that a homemade Oral rehydration solution (ORS) should approximately have the “taste of tears.”[7]

Diarrhea is defined by the World Health Organization as having three or more loose or liquid stools per day, or as having more stools than is normal for that person.[3]

SecretorySecretory diarrhea means that there is an increase in the active secretion, or there is an inhibition of absorption. There is little to no structural damage. The most common cause of this type of diarrhea is a cholera toxin that stimulates the secretion of anions, especially chloride ions. Therefore, to maintain a charge balance in the lumen, sodium is carried with it, along with water. In this type of diarrhea intestinal fluid secretion is isotonic with plasma even during fasting.[8] It continues even when there is no oral food intake.

OsmoticOsmotic diarrhea occurs when too much water is drawn into the bowels. If a person drinks solutions with excessive sugar or excessive salt, these can draw water from the body into the bowel and cause osmotic diarrhea.[5] Osmotic diarrhea can also be the result of maldigestion (e.g., pancreatic disease or Coeliac disease), in which the nutrients are left in the lumen to pull in water. Or it can be caused by osmotic laxatives (which work to alleviate constipation by drawing water into the bowels). In healthy individuals, too much magnesium or vitamin C or undigested lactose can produce osmotic diarrhea and distention of the bowel. A person who has lactose intolerance can have difficulty absorbing lactose after an extraordinarily high intake of dairy products. In persons who have fructose malabsorption, excess fructose intake can also cause diarrhea. High-fructose foods that also have a high glucose content are more absorbable and less likely to cause diarrhea. Sugar alcohols such as sorbitol (often found in sugar-free foods) are difficult for the body to absorb and, in large amounts, may lead to osmotic diarrhea.[8] In most of these cases, osmotic diarrhea stops when offending agent (e.g. milk, sorbitol) is stopped.

ExudativeExudative diarrhea occurs with the presence of blood and pus in the stool. This occurs with inflammatory bowel diseases, such as Crohn's disease or ulcerative colitis, and other severe infections such as E. coli or other forms of food poisoning.[8]

Motility-relatedMotility-related diarrhea is caused by the rapid movement of food through the intestines (hypermotility). If the food moves too quickly through the gastrointestinal tract, there is not enough time for sufficient nutrients and water to be absorbed. This can be due to a vagotomy or diabetic neuropathy, or a complication of menstruation[citation needed]. Hyperthyroidism can produce hypermotility and lead to pseudodiarrhea and occasionally real diarrhea. Diarrhea can be treated with antimotility agents (such as loperamide). Hypermotility can be observed in people who have had portions of their bowel removed, allowing less total time for absorption of nutrients.

InflammatoryInflammatory diarrhea occurs when there is damage to the mucosal lining or brush border, which leads to a passive loss of protein-rich fluids, and a decreased ability to absorb these lost fluids. Features of all three of the other types of diarrhea can be found in this type of diarrhea. It can be caused by bacterial infections, viral infections, parasitic infections, or autoimmune problems such as inflammatory bowel diseases. It can also be caused by tuberculosis, colon cancer, and enteritis.[citation needed]

DysenteryGenerally, if there is blood visible in the stools, it is not diarrhea, but dysentery. The blood is trace of an invasion of bowel tissue. Dysentery is a symptom of, among others, Shigella, Entamoeba histolytica, and Salmonella.

Differential diagnosis
Diagram of the human gastrointestinal tract.Diarrhea is most commonly due to viral gastroenteritis with rotavirus, which accounts for 40% of cases in children under five.[1] (p. 17) In travelers however bacterial infections predominate.[9] Various toxins such as mushroom poisoning and drugs can also cause acute diarrhea.

Chronic diarrhea can be the part of the presentations of a number of chronic medical conditions affecting the intestine. Common causes include ulcerative colitis, Crohn's disease, microscopic colitis, celiac disease, irritable bowel syndrome and bile acid malabsorption.

InfectionsMain article: Infectious diarrhea
There are many causes of infectious diarrhea, which include viruses, bacteria and parasites.[10] Norovirus is the most common cause of viral diarrhea in adults,[11] but rotavirus is the most common cause in children under five years old.[12] Adenovirus types 40 and 41,[13] and astroviruses cause a significant number of infections.[14]

The bacterium Campylobacter is a common cause of bacterial diarrhea, but infections by Salmonellae, Shigellae and some strains of Escherichia coli (E.coli) are frequent.[15]

In the elderly, particularly those who have been treated with antibiotics for unrelated infections, a toxin produced by Clostridium difficile often causes severe diarrhea.[16]

Parasites do not often cause diarrhea except for the protozoan Giardia, which can cause chronic infections if these are not diagnosed and treated with drugs such as metronidazole,[17] and Entamoeba histolytica.[18][19]

Other infectious agents such as parasites and bacterial toxins also occur.[9] In sanitary living conditions where there is ample food and a supply of clean water, an otherwise healthy person usually recovers from viral infections in a few days. However, for ill or malnourished individuals, diarrhea can lead to severe dehydration and can become life-threatening.[20]

MalabsorptionMain article: Malabsorption
Malabsorption is the inability to absorb food fully, mostly from disorders in the small bowel, but also due to maldigestion from diseases of the pancreas.

Causes include:

enzyme deficiencies or mucosal abnormality, as in food allergy and food intolerance, e.g. celiac disease (gluten intolerance), lactose intolerance (intolerance to milk sugar, common in non-Europeans), and fructose malabsorption.
pernicious anemia, or impaired bowel function due to the inability to absorb vitamin B12,
loss of pancreatic secretions, which may be due to cystic fibrosis or pancreatitis,
structural defects, like short bowel syndrome (surgically removed bowel) and radiation fibrosis, such as usually follows cancer treatment and other drugs, including agents used in chemotherapy; and
certain drugs, like orlistat, which inhibits the absorption of fat.
Inflammatory bowel diseaseMain article: Inflammatory bowel disease
The two overlapping types here are of unknown origin:

Ulcerative colitis is marked by chronic bloody diarrhea and inflammation mostly affects the distal colon near the rectum.
Crohn's disease typically affects fairly well demarcated segments of bowel in the colon and often affects the end of the small bowel.
Irritable bowel syndromeMain article: Irritable bowel syndrome
Another possible cause of diarrhea is irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) which usually presents with abdominal discomfort relieved by defecation and unusual stool (diarrhea or constipation) for at least 3 days a week over the previous 3 months.[21] Symptoms of diarrhea-predominant IBS can be managed through a combination of dietary changes, soluble fiber supplements, and/or medications such as loperamide or codeine. About 30% of patients with diarrhea-predominant IBS have bile acid malabsorption diagnosed with an abnormal SeHCAT test.[22]

Other causesDiarrhea can be caused by chronic ethanol ingestion.[23]
Ischemic bowel disease. This usually affects older people and can be due to blocked arteries.
Microscopic colitis, a type of inflammatory bowel disease where changes are only seen on histological examination of colonic biopsies.
Bile salt malabsorption (primary bile acid diarrhea) where excessive bile acids in the colon produce a secretory diarrhea.
Hormone-secreting tumors: some hormones (e.g., serotonin) can cause diarrhea if excreted in excess (usually from a tumor).
Chronic mild diarrhea in infants and toddlers may occur with no obvious cause and with no other ill effects; this condition is called toddler's diarrhea.
PathophysiologyEvolutionAccording to two researchers, Nesse and Williams, diarrhea may function as an evolved expulsion defense mechanism. As a result, if it is stopped, there might be a delay in recovery.[24] They cite in support of this argument research published in 1973 which found that treating Shigella with the anti-diarrhea drug (Co-phenotrope, Lomotil) caused people to stay feverish twice as long as those not so treated. The researchers indeed themselves observed that: "Lomotil may be contraindicated in shigellosis. Diarrhea may represent a defense mechanism".[25]

Diagnostic approachThe following types of diarrhea may indicate further investigation is needed:

In infants
Moderate or severe diarrhea in young children
Associated with blood
Continues for more than two days
Associated non-cramping abdominal pain, fever, weight loss, etc.
In travelers
In food handlers, because of the potential to infect others;
In institutions such as hospitals, child care centers, or geriatric and convalescent homes.
A severity score is used to aid diagnosis in children.[26]

PreventionA rotavirus vaccine decrease the rates of diarrhea in a population.[1] New vaccines against rotavirus, Shigella, ETEC, and cholera are under development, as well as other causes of infectious diarrhea.

Probiotics decrease the risk of diarrhea in those taking antibiotics.[27] In institutions and in communities, interventions that promote hand washing lead to significant reductions in the incidence of diarrhea.[28]

ManagementIn many cases of diarrhea, replacing lost fluid and salts is the only treatment needed. This is usually by mouth – oral rehydration therapy – or, in severe cases, intravenously.[1] Diet restrictions such as the BRAT diet are no longer recommended.[29] Research does not support the limiting of milk to children as doing so has no effect on duration of diarrhea.[30]

Medications such as loperamide (Imodium) and bismuth subsalicylate may be beneficial; however they may be contraindicated in certain situations.[31]

FluidsSee also: Management of dehydration
 
To prevent dehydration and salt loss, it is widely recommended a person begin drinking Oral Rehydration Solution (ORS) as soon as possible. This strategy adds modest amounts of sugar and salt to water. There are prepackaged ORS products available. A person can also use home products such as lightly salted soup and/or lightly salted water from the cooking of rice. Supplemental zinc and potassium are also helpful, but ORS should not be delayed in the case that these are not immediately available.[5][32]Oral Rehydration Solution (ORS) can be used to prevent dehydration and in many cases is quite literally a life saver. Standard home solutions such as salted rice water, salted yogurt drinks, vegetable and chicken soups with salt can be given. Home solutions such as water in which cereal has been cooked, unsalted soup, green coconut water, weak tea (unsweetened), and unsweetened fresh fruit juices can have from half a teaspoon to full teaspoon of salt (from one-and-a-half to three grams) added per liter. Clean plain water can also be one of several fluids given.[5] There are commercial solutions such as Pedialyte, and relief agencies such as UNICEF widely distribute packets of salts and sugar. A WHO publication for physicians recommends a homemade ORS consisting of one liter water with one teaspoon salt (3 grams) and two tablespoons sugar (18 grams) added[5] (approximately the “taste of tears”[7]). Rehydration Project recommends adding the same amount of sugar but only one-half a teaspoon of salt, stating that this more dilute approach is less risky with very little loss of effectiveness.[6] Both agree that drinks with too much sugar or salt can make dehydration worse.[5][6]

Appropriate amounts of supplemental zinc and potassium should be added if available. But the availability of these should not delay rehydration. As WHO points out, the most important thing is to begin preventing dehydration as early as possible.[5] In another example of prompt ORS hopefully preventing dehydration, CDC recommends for the treatment of cholera continuing to give Oral Rehydration Solution during travel to medical treatment.[32]

Vomiting often occurs during the first hour or two of treatment with ORS, especially if a child drinks the solution too quickly, but this seldom prevents successful rehydration since most of the fluid is still absorbed. WHO recommends that if a child vomits, to wait five or ten minutes and then start to give the solution again more slowly.[5]

WHO recommends a child with diarrhea continue to be fed. Continued feeding speeds the recovery of normal intestinal function. In contrast, children whose food is restricted, have diarrhea of longer duration and recover intestinal function more slowly. A child should also continue to be breastfed.[5] And in the example of the treatment of cholera, CDC also recommends that persons continue to eat and children continue to be breastfed.[32]

Drinks especially high in simple sugars, such as soft drinks and fruit juices, are not recommended in children under 5 years of age as they may increase diarrhea.[33] Plain water may be used if more specific and effective ORT preparations are unavailable or are not palatable.[33] A nasogastric tube can be used in young children to administer fluids if warranted.[34]

AntibioticsWhile antibiotics are beneficial in certain types of acute diarrhea, they are usually not used except in specific situations.[35][36] There are concerns that antibiotics may increase the risk of hemolytic uremic syndrome in people infected with Escherichia coli O157:H7.[37] In resource poor countries, treatment with antibiotics may be beneficial.[36] However, some bacteria are developing antibiotic resistance, particularly Shigella.[38]

Antibiotics can also cause diarrhea, and antibiotic-associated diarrhea is the most common adverse effect of treatment with general antibiotics.

Bismuth compoundsWhile bismuth compounds (Pepto-Bismol) decreased the number of bowel movements in those with travelers' diarrhea, they do not decrease the length of illness.[39] These agents should only be used if bloody diarrhea is not present.[40]

Anti motility agentsAnti motility agents like loperamide are effective at reducing the duration of diarrhea.[36]

Codeine is used in the treatment of diarrhea to slow down peristalsis and the passage of fecal material through the bowels - this means that more time is given for water to reabsorb back into the body, which gives a firmer stool, and also means that feces is passed less frequently.[41]

Bile acid sequestrantsBile acid sequestrants such as cholestyramine, colestipol and colesevelam can be effective in chronic diarrhea due to bile acid malabsorption. Therapeutic trials of these drugs are indicated in chronic diarrhea if bile acid malabsorption cannot be diagnosed with a specific test, such as SeHCAT retention.

Alternative therapiesZinc supplementation benefits children suffering from diarrhea in developing countries, but only in infants over six months old. This supports the World Health Organisation guidelines for zinc, but not in the very young.[42]

Probiotics reduce the duration of symptoms by one day and reduced the chances of symptoms lasting longer than four days by 60%.[43] The probiotic lactobacillus can help prevent antibiotic associated diarrhea in adults but possibly not children.[44] For those who with lactose intolerance, taking digestive enzymes containing lactase when consuming dairy products is recommended.

Epidemiology
Disability-adjusted life year for diarrhea per 100,000 inhabitants in 2004.[45]
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  < 500
  500-1000
  1000-1500
  1500-2000
  2000-2500
  2500-3000
  3000-3500
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  5000-6000
  > 6000World wide in 2004 approximately 2.5 billion cases of diarrhea occurred which results in 1.5 million deaths among children under the age of five.[1] Greater than half of these were in Africa and South Asia.[1] This is down from a death rate of 5 million per year two decades ago.[1] Diarrhea remains the second leading cause of death (16%) after pneumonia (17%) in this age group.[1]



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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #78 on: July 10, 2012, 03:03:36 PM »


LOOK AT THE PRESSBOX.  LOOK AT IT.   HAHAHAHAHAHAHA






I really can't believe they've lasted this long with that jurassic, tiny, POS in Jack Thrice.

Other than the turf, the press box is by far the best looking portion of that pic.  I bet alcoholism is a big deal in that region. 

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« Reply #79 on: July 10, 2012, 03:03:57 PM »
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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #80 on: July 10, 2012, 03:05:54 PM »
What's with the numbers in the brackets?  Is this Chicago Style?  Are those footnote markers?  If so, where are the footnotes?

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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #81 on: July 10, 2012, 03:05:59 PM »
Just got a text from my gf

GF- "Do you have anything going on the weekend of Oct 13th? Thats when KSU Plays at Iowa State"
Me- "No plans, and no i do not want to go to the game"
GF- "Me either, i am thinking about moving that weekend and I figured it would be an easy win so you could help me"
Me- "Sounds good"

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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #82 on: July 10, 2012, 03:06:29 PM »
I have sources telling me that ND to the B12 is a done deal as long as we kick out Iowa St.  Seems the Irish don't want to associate with them.  However, it's actually Tech that is blocking it so they won't be last in every meaningful category in the conference.
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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #83 on: July 10, 2012, 03:06:55 PM »
T's & P's on the diarrhea Blumpkin.  Don't drink the water next time and always carry some AD w/ you on Iowa trips.  See, it floods often up there and you never know what kind of contaminate is going to get mixed with what and where.  I mean, look what it did to their stadium in the Dlew pic. 

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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #84 on: July 10, 2012, 03:08:11 PM »


LOOK AT THE PRESSBOX.  LOOK AT IT.   HAHAHAHAHAHAHA






I really can't believe they've lasted this long with that jurassic, tiny, POS in Jack Thrice.

Other than the turf, the press box is by far the best looking portion of that pic.  I bet alcoholism is a big deal in that region.

Considering that the field is submerged 4 months out of the year and that a trojan rides a horse to midfield every homegame, the turf is pretty spectacular.   
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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #85 on: July 10, 2012, 03:09:35 PM »
Think hard and try to name the best ISU football player of the past 10 years

Pretty hard huh?

The only ones I came up with were Stanzi(Only because he is a chefs backup)and the guy with the indian name who played for the seahawks.
stanzi played at iowa lol
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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #86 on: July 10, 2012, 03:10:09 PM »
Look guys, I'll give them credit for beating KU in the tourney a few years ago. I was in Omaha and rooting for them (I admit it). But they haven't done anything since. Once that Farokmanesh guy left, they've sucked. I honestly think they'd be much happier in a mid-major where the competition is more on their level. Just my two cents.

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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #87 on: July 10, 2012, 03:12:23 PM »
Look guys, I'll give them credit for beating KU in the tourney a few years ago. I was in Omaha and rooting for them (I admit it). But they haven't done anything since. Once that Farokmanesh guy left, they've sucked. I honestly think they'd be much happier in a mid-major where the competition is more on their level. Just my two cents.

Ginger Mutton Chops was there another year, but just didn't have the accompanying players around him.  Losing an all time Iowan like Farokmanesh is tough on any team.

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« Reply #88 on: July 10, 2012, 03:17:10 PM »
All joking some of you are doing aside ND is ready to move if the conference "does some house cleaning" according to the same guy that told me about the aTm and MU move 6 months before any rumblings were heard about that and about the NU move a full 9 months prior to them leaving.  There is nobody more connected. 

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« Reply #89 on: July 10, 2012, 03:19:04 PM »
All joking some of you are doing aside ND is ready to move if the conference "does some house cleaning" according to the same guy that told me about the aTm and MU move 6 months before any rumblings were heard about that and about the NU move a full 9 months prior to them leaving.  There is nobody more connected.
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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #90 on: July 10, 2012, 03:21:05 PM »


LOOK AT THE PRESSBOX.  LOOK AT IT.   HAHAHAHAHAHAHA






I really can't believe they've lasted this long with that jurassic, tiny, POS in Jack Thrice.

Other than the turf, the press box is by far the best looking portion of that pic.  I bet alcoholism is a big deal in that region.

Not sure how much you have studied the subject but you are actually right on.  The constant flooding, losing (games and hair), ugly girls and having to brag about men's wrestling causes a higher than normal amount of alcohol abuse among the Floodaggy populace.  Bigshotsocialworkercat confirmed it.  They are just sick with the alcoholism.

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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #91 on: July 10, 2012, 03:21:15 PM »
I once traveled to Ames.

While I was there, I saw many fat chicks (which is good for me...I love the plumpers).

After my visit, I returned home to Kansas but I couldn't get these fatties out of my head.

I live in a trailer Park, and I've been saving up the moneyz to get back. 

Who will donate to the cause to help me return to the promised land?
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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #92 on: July 10, 2012, 03:25:44 PM »
I once traveled to Ames.

While I was there, I saw many fat chicks (which is good for me...I love the plumpers).

After my visit, I returned home to Kansas but I couldn't get these fatties out of my head.

I live in a trailer Park, and I've been saving up the moneyz to get back. 

Who will donate to the cause to help me return to the promised land?

Will you tell them they are kicked out of our conference for sucking at everything?  thx

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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #93 on: July 10, 2012, 03:27:44 PM »
even manhattan high can afford lines for the field lmao :lol:

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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #94 on: July 10, 2012, 03:30:08 PM »
even manhattan high can afford lines for the field lmao :lol:

Manhattan high's lines aren't constantly being washed away. 

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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #95 on: July 10, 2012, 03:31:42 PM »


Will you tell them they are kicked out of our conference for sucking at everything?  thx
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I will.  While I am on the prowl for the heftys I will remind them of how the almighty KSU curb stomped them and their sand bagging cyclownies.  I will then elaborate further how KSU beat them in bball twice last year...and I will point to my general groin area to reitterate our dominance.
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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #96 on: July 10, 2012, 03:31:59 PM »
I once traveled to Ames.

While I was there, I saw many fat chicks (which is good for me...I love the plumpers).

After my visit, I returned home to Kansas but I couldn't get these fatties out of my head.

I live in a trailer Park, and I've been saving up the moneyz to get back. 

Who will donate to the cause to help me return to the promised land?

That's post of the week material, right there. KSUBlumpkin is quickly turning into my new favorite poster. He is SO much like us, you guys. Tell us more about yourself, 'umpkin!
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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #97 on: July 10, 2012, 03:32:25 PM »
I wonder if a KSUblumpkin is different than a regular old blumpkin.  Either way, blumpkins are gross.  Great trolling name though. 
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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #98 on: July 10, 2012, 03:33:24 PM »
I wonder if a KSUblumpkin is different than a regular old blumpkin.  Either way, blumpkins are gross.  Great trolling name though.

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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #99 on: July 10, 2012, 03:39:47 PM »
Also...when I visit LAMES Ioway, I will spread the word that they are out of the conference outside of that Hickory Pork eatery (if it isn't flooded). 

After I have offically informed them of the removal, I will pick up 3-4 chunk lords for the "deflowering".

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