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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #125 on: July 10, 2012, 05:20:21 PM »
I'm tired of them dragging us down. It sucks.
I'm tired of this backwoods school in the middle of nowhere  with their 113th ranking in total wins in FBS..Then their delusional fanbase is trying to justify their relevance after have 10 good yrs total.....Plus their main color is purple, where'd they get this color  scheme, Prince?  It's time to cut ties with this anchor, that the Big 8 should've dropped in the mid 80's.... :pray:  :thumbsup:

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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #126 on: July 10, 2012, 07:20:02 PM »
Just took a dump and thought of how ISU will get smacked by KSU in both football and basketball. 

This dump pushed through the line hard much like Collin Klein on ISU's d-line.

The beefy bomb clogged up the trailer which could make for a long night here in the great state of Kansas.
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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #127 on: July 10, 2012, 07:53:05 PM »
Not sure why everyone here wants to kick them out. Iowa City is a nice place.

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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #128 on: July 10, 2012, 08:16:10 PM »
This could get bumpy for ISU folks.

Hey guys, more like rough waters are ahead for ISU, right? :lol:

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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #129 on: July 10, 2012, 09:12:14 PM »
Hey guys!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Iowa State Who?
Iowa State from the Big 12
Iowa State from the Big 12 who?

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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #130 on: July 10, 2012, 09:14:02 PM »
Hey guys!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Iowa State Who?
Iowa State from the Big 12
Iowa State from the Big 12 who?

:lol:

That can really hurt people Jakesie. I know  :frown:

knock knock
who's there?
8manpick
8manpick who?
8manpick from goEMAW.com
8manpick from goEMAW.com who?
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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #131 on: July 10, 2012, 11:02:38 PM »
knock knock
who's there
a big 12 north championship
oh, come on in, did you bring Iowa State with you?
lol no
lol


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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #132 on: July 11, 2012, 03:37:07 AM »
Those losers have never won more than nine games in a season. An inside source is telling me the rest of the conference is just chuckling about this.
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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #133 on: July 11, 2012, 08:15:43 AM »
good grief, you're trolling ISU fans, what has happened to this once ok message board?


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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #134 on: July 11, 2012, 08:24:42 AM »
hey phogclams, why don't you start another ku thread 

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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #135 on: July 11, 2012, 08:34:24 AM »
hey phogclams, why don't you start another ku thread 

hey steve dave clams, keep up the good work


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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #136 on: July 11, 2012, 09:09:25 AM »
Knock Knock...
"Who's There?"
Cy
Cy Who?


Exactly.
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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #137 on: July 11, 2012, 09:19:10 AM »
Pretty sure I met Blumpkin at one of KSU's Dr.  Pepper big 12 title games.

Ugly, but super nice.

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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #138 on: July 11, 2012, 09:24:55 AM »
Blumpkin seems very KStateBatey.

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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #139 on: July 11, 2012, 09:39:12 AM »
Blumpkin seems very KStateBatey.

Rich and desperate to be liked?
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #140 on: July 11, 2012, 09:40:15 AM »
Weird, pushy, and drunk.

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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #141 on: July 11, 2012, 10:06:53 AM »
Weird, pushy, and drunk.

So....am I the internet posting version of Gary Pinkel?
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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #142 on: July 11, 2012, 10:18:41 AM »
Weird, pushy, and drunk.

So....am I the internet posting version of Gary Pinkel?

Depends.  Are you a whiny loser with a gross mistress?

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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #143 on: July 11, 2012, 11:38:00 AM »
Knock Knock
Who's There?
An Iowa State Football Player
Look, for fucks sake, im not buying your rough ridin' girl scout cookies Susie, get the eff off my porch. come back when your 14 and chunky and ready to give good dome.
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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #144 on: July 11, 2012, 11:53:43 AM »
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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #145 on: July 11, 2012, 12:20:37 PM »
OMG you guys.  On the way out of the office for a late lunch just now I stopped by the car of this ISU grad I work with.  He's got one of those license plate rings with ISU and the B12 logo on it.  Says alumni.  Whatever.  Anyway, I was prying that off of his car when he walked up behind me and asked me what I was doing.  Typical ISU loser attitude about it too.  So, I stand up and walk up to him laughing like it was some joke.  He kind of starts to laugh too like maybe he thinks it was and I deck the crap out of him.  Drop him right there in the parking lot and his nose is like a rough ridin' fountain of blood.  Got it all over his suit.  I am going to get a barbacoa bowl at chipotle and think about other reasons we should kick them out.
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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #146 on: July 11, 2012, 07:59:06 PM »
Those losers have never won more than nine games in a season. An inside source is telling me the rest of the conference is just chuckling about this.
Yet they still lead the all time series with some program dubbed by some people as the "bastion of college football" , they also don't have the dubious distinction of being an easy conference championship win over an Inept offensive Bonfire Aggie team away from a national title bout with Tennessee in Tempe.....

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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #147 on: July 11, 2012, 08:23:48 PM »
Those losers have never won more than nine games in a season. An inside source is telling me the rest of the conference is just chuckling about this.
Yet they still lead the all time series with some program dubbed by some people as the "bastion of college football" , they also don't have the dubious distinction of being an easy conference championship win over an Inept offensive Bonfire Aggie team away from a national title bout with Tennessee in Tempe.....

 :lol:

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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #148 on: July 11, 2012, 09:45:58 PM »
Those losers have never won more than nine games in a season. An inside source is telling me the rest of the conference is just chuckling about this.
Yet they still lead the all time series with some program dubbed by some people as the "bastion of college football" , they also don't have the dubious distinction of being an easy conference championship win over an Inept offensive Bonfire Aggie team away from a national title bout with Tennessee in Tempe.....

 :lol:

Oh man  :lol:

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Re: Is Now The Time To Kick Iowa State Out Of The Conference?
« Reply #149 on: July 13, 2012, 07:48:53 PM »
The last time ISU beat a conference opponent by more than 14?










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