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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #225 on: June 01, 2015, 04:53:06 PM »
Dem wider swathes doe  :surprised:

Your dad sounds pretty studly.
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #226 on: June 01, 2015, 04:59:48 PM »
"like them wider swathes" won me over :love:
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #227 on: June 12, 2015, 01:53:54 PM »
Just got this email from my Grandma.  First of all I wasn't aware she had my work email address but oh well.  I swear this is exactly how the subject line appeared:

FW: Fw: Fwd: The Governor has no clothes, while taxpayers lose their shirts.

The body of the email is from some place called the Kansas Values Institue and has random sentences here and there bolded     :D    Thanks Grandma!!!
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #228 on: June 12, 2015, 02:06:39 PM »
I asked my dad the other day to stop fwd me his conservative/religious emails and I told him I don't even read them. He got really sad and now I feel bad.  :cry:
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #229 on: June 12, 2015, 03:06:15 PM »
Quote from: WackyCat08 on June 12, 2015, 02:06:39 PM
I asked my dad the other day to stop fwd me his conservative/religious emails and I told him I don't even read them. He got really sad and now I feel bad.  :cry:

this is a tough one. i don't know how to react when mocatdad goes all mocatdad  :frown:
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #230 on: June 12, 2015, 03:07:25 PM »
Quote from: mocat on June 12, 2015, 03:06:15 PM
Quote from: WackyCat08 on June 12, 2015, 02:06:39 PM
I asked my dad the other day to stop fwd me his conservative/religious emails and I told him I don't even read them. He got really sad and now I feel bad.  :cry:

this is a tough one. i don't know how to react when mocatdad goes all mocatdad  :frown:
Yeah. I just want him to be self aware. Like, stop sending me this crap.
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #231 on: June 12, 2015, 11:47:35 PM »
Quote from: WackyCat08 on June 12, 2015, 03:07:25 PM
Quote from: mocat on June 12, 2015, 03:06:15 PM
Quote from: WackyCat08 on June 12, 2015, 02:06:39 PM
I asked my dad the other day to stop fwd me his conservative/religious emails and I told him I don't even read them. He got really sad and now I feel bad.  :cry:

this is a tough one. i don't know how to react when mocatdad goes all mocatdad  :frown:
Yeah. I just want him to be self aware. Like, stop sending me this crap.


Are you kidding? Just grin and bear it like I do when my old man mails me printouts of Brownback memes.
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #232 on: June 13, 2015, 08:44:44 AM »
Yeah. It literally takes no time or effort to not read your dad's chain letters.
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #233 on: July 05, 2015, 04:15:09 PM »
My mom moved and had to change cable companies so I asked her what the new login/pw is so I can steal hbogo and she texts back her router name and password
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #234 on: July 07, 2015, 05:42:58 PM »
Consider yourself lucky that your mom even knows what an HBO is.
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #235 on: July 07, 2015, 05:50:16 PM »
Her canadian husband set up the account and both the email and pw are hockey related  :D
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #236 on: July 07, 2015, 05:53:24 PM »
Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on July 07, 2015, 05:50:16 PM
Her canadian husband set up the account and both the email and pw are hockey related  :D

confusing
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #237 on: July 07, 2015, 06:19:20 PM »
Quote from: mocat on July 07, 2015, 05:53:24 PM
Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on July 07, 2015, 05:50:16 PM
Her canadian husband set up the account and both the email and pw are hockey related  :D

confusing

irl canadian, not gE canadian.
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #238 on: July 08, 2015, 08:41:06 AM »
Waiting for ksupamplemousse to post a text ITT
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #239 on: July 09, 2015, 08:57:51 AM »
Received this gem from my father-in-law on July 4th:

Happy 4th of July!! May we always remember why this holiday is celebrated. As we remember, let's not be afraid to reestablish this reason. We are awfully close to needing to revolt and may the Lord protect us when it happens. Have A Nice Day!!!!

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #240 on: July 09, 2015, 09:01:35 AM »
Also, is this one of those, "If you see something, say something" kind of deals? I'm worried that he may be a terrorist. This isn't something that people just say. I don't think. Maybe it is and I'm just naive.
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #241 on: July 09, 2015, 09:12:18 AM »
Your dad is shellsquawk?  :surprised:
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #242 on: July 09, 2015, 09:15:40 AM »
Well, my father-in-law IS a Jayhawk fan. So...maybe?
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #243 on: July 10, 2015, 10:33:17 PM »
that doesnt seem like something shellshock would say
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #244 on: July 12, 2015, 09:00:44 AM »
My parents are preppers so every few weeks I get a text telling me to fill up my tank so I'll be able to make it home when the world ends the next day
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #245 on: July 12, 2015, 09:23:37 AM »
Quote from: Queen Winters on July 12, 2015, 09:00:44 AM
My parents are preppers so every few weeks I get a text telling me to fill up my tank so I'll be able to make it home when the world ends the next day

Can you please start your own thread and describe these people in detail?
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #246 on: July 12, 2015, 10:35:26 AM »
Quote from: Dugout DickStone on July 12, 2015, 09:23:37 AM
Quote from: Queen Winters on July 12, 2015, 09:00:44 AM
My parents are preppers so every few weeks I get a text telling me to fill up my tank so I'll be able to make it home when the world ends the next day

Can you please start your own thread and describe these people in detail?

Yeah, you can't just tease us like that
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #247 on: July 12, 2015, 11:42:06 AM »
I'd love a doomsday preppers thread if we don't already have one
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #248 on: July 12, 2015, 06:58:26 PM »
Quote from: Queen Winters on July 12, 2015, 09:00:44 AM
My parents are preppers so every few weeks I get a text telling me to fill up my tank so I'll be able to make it home when the world ends the next day

 :love: :love:

I spent Y2k on my grandparents farm with my dad and brother "Just in case", mom and sister said nope, not gonna do it and stayed in KC. Thinking back on it if my dad really did believe the world was going to end he probably should of insisted they come along.

Man, and what about 2012? Whew, can't believe the mayans messed that one up.

What about the super volcano under yellowstone?!?! If that ever pops my dad tells me to meet him on the Grandparents farm....even though the jetstream would carry the ash right on top of western ks.
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #249 on: July 13, 2015, 04:26:24 PM »
Quote from: Dugout DickStone on July 12, 2015, 09:23:37 AM
Quote from: Queen Winters on July 12, 2015, 09:00:44 AM
My parents are preppers so every few weeks I get a text telling me to fill up my tank so I'll be able to make it home when the world ends the next day

Can you please start your own thread and describe these people in detail?
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