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Second chance at life!
« on: July 03, 2012, 02:07:42 PM »
Guys, today I went through one of the most traumatic experiences of my life. Driving through rush hour traffic on 69 South in KC I was coasting in the right hand lane at 65mph when I was approached by a large SUV barring into my lane. He had no turn signal and couldn't hear my horn. The jackass was going to take me out. I had two options. Take the hit and fly a hundred yards into a ditch to my right or James Bond the crap out of it. My instincts took over and I broke and swerved right. Unfortunately, since we were going at high speeds, my car started to wabble like it was about to flip, so I pulled the wheel all the way to the left until my car turned around in a 180 direction crossing 3 lanes and slamming into the median. I hopped out of the car and ran to safety. You can see the pic of my car facing traffic on twitter at @fanningksu (I don't know how to post pics here). Moral of the story, be safe this forth of july and don't take life for granted. I thought I was going to die. I'm going to do something with my life this time around and you'll see. Something big! Let the games begin.  :ksu:


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Re: Second chance at life!
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2012, 02:09:43 PM »
do you drive a pontiac?

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Re: Second chance at life!
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2012, 02:13:51 PM »
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Re: Second chance at life!
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2012, 02:14:15 PM »
Look at fanning, trying to one up manbeck leaving by claiming that he almost died and is going to change the way he lives.

Maybe you can start here

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=21506.0

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Re: Second chance at life!
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2012, 02:14:33 PM »
maybe now you will re-think being a dead beat dad

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Re: Second chance at life!
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2012, 02:30:55 PM »
sweet grand prix dude
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Re: Second chance at life!
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2012, 02:31:05 PM »
wow, so you're the reason i was late to a work meeting.

jackass.

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Re: Second chance at life!
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2012, 02:32:45 PM »
Glad you're alive Fanning. You cheated death. Any other posters who start with "fa-", I would consider changing your name.

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Re: Second chance at life!
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2012, 02:35:17 PM »
Did you bang that cop like Lil Wayne did?
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Second chance at life!
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2012, 02:39:51 PM »
That's a great story fanning. You will be the life of the party some day when you bust it out and have photographic evidence. Embrace it.

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Re: Second chance at life!
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2012, 03:02:53 PM »
man, 69 highway, more like 69 deathtrap.  good grief, highways no bueno.


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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Re: Second chance at life!
« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2012, 03:05:21 PM »
I hope it didn't make you late for work! I would hate to hear that you got written up!

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Re: Second chance at life!
« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2012, 03:05:58 PM »
That's a great story fanning. You will be the life of the party some day when you bust it out and have photographic evidence. Embrace it.

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Re: Second chance at life!
« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2012, 03:19:17 PM »
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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Re: Second chance at life!
« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2012, 03:20:23 PM »
Were you able to get the drugs out of the car before you went running?

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Re: Second chance at life!
« Reply #15 on: July 03, 2012, 03:27:19 PM »
How the eff did your tire fall off? Didn't know that was a real thing.

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Re: Second chance at life!
« Reply #16 on: July 03, 2012, 03:33:58 PM »
How the eff did your tire fall off? Didn't know that was a real thing.
You need to watch the Duke boys more often, but watch more closely. crap was always flying off the car, but then they would cut to a different angle and Bo and Luke were  :driving: like bosses. God that show was awesome.

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Re: Second chance at life!
« Reply #17 on: July 03, 2012, 03:34:14 PM »
I slammed into the wall after I slid at a 180 angle. It was the first thing to hit. It just snapped right off. Bolts were still attached to the tire and all.

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Re: Second chance at life!
« Reply #18 on: July 03, 2012, 03:54:56 PM »
I love this story.  Probably an asian driving the SUV.

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Re: Second chance at life!
« Reply #19 on: July 03, 2012, 03:56:45 PM »
I'm looking forward to the blog post on this topic!

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Re: Second chance at life!
« Reply #20 on: July 03, 2012, 06:05:10 PM »
btw it's possible that you're misinterpreting this and it wasn't your second chance. maybe you're supposed to be dead and death is hunting you for sport now.
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Re: Second chance at life!
« Reply #21 on: July 03, 2012, 06:06:39 PM »
glad you're ok fanning

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Re: Second chance at life!
« Reply #22 on: July 03, 2012, 06:08:25 PM »
all of the best crap happens to fanning

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« Reply #24 on: July 03, 2012, 06:10:45 PM »
all of the best crap happens to fanning
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