Author Topic: steve dave answers your conspiracy theory questions (Read 54616 times)

Brock Landers · « **Reply #125 on:** July 12, 2012, 05:33:38 PM »

Quote from: HeinBallz on July 12, 2012, 04:19:25 PM

chem-trails are totally real. It's amazing what happens to a combustible gas through the exhaust when they get trapped in ice particles in the upper atmosphere. Suggesting they only recently started however and are part of some great government conspiracy is rough ridin' Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).

When it's cold & humid outside my car drips from it's exhaust...

No that's just a contrail, chemtrails are contrails that supposedly have some sort of sinister chemicals added to them. Most retards don't seem to realize contrails form whenever any jet goes through the atmosphere.

TheHamburglar · « **Reply #126 on:** July 12, 2012, 05:41:10 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on July 12, 2012, 12:52:00 PM

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on July 12, 2012, 12:42:41 PM
Can you really get addicted to Carmex?

no. you can get addicted to it just like you can get addicted to anything you repeatedly do but it's not chemically addicting.

This is what a dermitologist told me: While there are no chemicals in Carmex that are addicting, repeated use of Carmex can cause the way your lips moisturize themselves to change. Your lips can become trained to not work as hard to moisturize themselves, thus increasing dryness and cracking without Carmex. However, your lips will return back to normal moisturizing self regulation within 1-2 days. Within that 1-2 days yours lips will become more irritated more than normal, making you feel the need to apply more Carmex.

bringonthecats · « **Reply #127 on:** July 12, 2012, 11:38:29 PM »

when i purchased my macbook three years ago, i could unplug it for 3+ hours after charging it. now? about 1 hour. is this a conspiracy? does apple want to force me to buy a new laptop every couple of years?

kstatefreak42 · « **Reply #128 on:** July 13, 2012, 12:26:57 AM »

Quote from: bringonthecats on July 12, 2012, 11:38:29 PM

when i purchased my macbook three years ago, i could unplug it for 3+ hours after charging it. now? about 1 hour. is this a conspiracy? does apple want to force me to buy a new laptop every couple of years?

http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2012/03/ff_nsadatacenter/

There ya go.

steve dave · « **Reply #129 on:** July 13, 2012, 07:29:54 AM »

Quote from: bringonthecats on July 12, 2012, 11:38:29 PM

when i purchased my macbook three years ago, i could unplug it for 3+ hours after charging it. now? about 1 hour. is this a conspiracy? does apple want to force me to buy a new laptop every couple of years?

battery technology innovation has lagged well behind other technology innovations. originally computer makers assumed there would be battery improvements to keep pace with their other improvements but it tuend out not to be the case. now chip makers have started to innovate to save energy which should improve battery life down the road. however, all batteries degrade over time and will eventually not hold a charge at all. getting a laptop with an easily replaceable battery should be on your shopping list when you are ready to buy again.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #130 on:** July 13, 2012, 10:38:08 AM »

Did the United States detonate a neutron bomb at the Baghdad Airport in 2003?

puniraptor · « **Reply #131 on:** July 13, 2012, 10:40:00 AM »

Quote from: Brock Landers on July 13, 2012, 10:38:08 AM

Did the United States detonate a neutron bomb at the Baghdad Airport in 2003?

Seems like there would be alot of physical evidence for this one...

steve dave · « **Reply #132 on:** July 13, 2012, 10:45:02 AM »

Quote from: Brock Landers on July 13, 2012, 10:38:08 AM

Did the United States detonate a neutron bomb at the Baghdad Airport in 2003?

no

Brock Landers · « **Reply #133 on:** July 13, 2012, 10:50:36 AM »

Quote from: puniraptor on July 13, 2012, 10:40:00 AM

Quote from: Brock Landers on July 13, 2012, 10:38:08 AM
Did the United States detonate a neutron bomb at the Baghdad Airport in 2003?

Seems like there would be alot of physical evidence for this one...

Seemingly. However, neutron bombs kill people and not buildings!! At least that's what the conspiracy people say.

steve dave · « **Reply #134 on:** July 13, 2012, 10:54:45 AM »

Quote from: Brock Landers on July 13, 2012, 10:50:36 AM

Quote from: puniraptor on July 13, 2012, 10:40:00 AM
Quote from: Brock Landers on July 13, 2012, 10:38:08 AM
Did the United States detonate a neutron bomb at the Baghdad Airport in 2003?

Seems like there would be alot of physical evidence for this one...

Seemingly. However, neutron bombs kill people and not buildings!! At least that's what the conspiracy people say.

they are wrong

Brock Landers · « **Reply #135 on:** July 13, 2012, 11:01:33 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on July 13, 2012, 10:54:45 AM

Quote from: Brock Landers on July 13, 2012, 10:50:36 AM
Quote from: puniraptor on July 13, 2012, 10:40:00 AM
Quote from: Brock Landers on July 13, 2012, 10:38:08 AM
Did the United States detonate a neutron bomb at the Baghdad Airport in 2003?

Seems like there would be alot of physical evidence for this one...

Seemingly. However, neutron bombs kill people and not buildings!! At least that's what the conspiracy people say.

they are wrong

I know they are, SD. Just needed your answer to make it official

puniraptor · « **Reply #136 on:** July 13, 2012, 11:02:23 AM »

Celebrities. Gotta be a conspiracy, right?

steve dave · « **Reply #137 on:** July 13, 2012, 11:04:06 AM »

Quote from: puniraptor on July 13, 2012, 11:02:23 AM

Celebrities. Gotta be a conspiracy, right?

I don't follow. I don't think so though.

slobber · « **Reply #138 on:** July 13, 2012, 12:17:02 PM »

Does John Currie test the piss that splatters around the urinal for positive signs of drugs and then when he gets a positive, does he then test the team to find the culprit?

0.42 · « **Reply #139 on:** July 13, 2012, 12:19:36 PM »

how did ganon subdue the forces of duke onklet

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #140 on:** July 13, 2012, 05:40:22 PM »

Did Elvis really die when everyone thought he did?

steve dave · « **Reply #141 on:** July 13, 2012, 05:41:44 PM »

Quote from: Jakesie60 on July 13, 2012, 05:40:22 PM

Did Elvis really die when everyone thought he did?

Yes, on the toilet

kstatefreak42 · « **Reply #142 on:** July 13, 2012, 11:24:36 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on July 13, 2012, 05:41:44 PM

Quote from: Jakesie60 on July 13, 2012, 05:40:22 PM
Did Elvis really die when everyone thought he did?

Yes, on the toilet

golden toilet actually

HeinBallz · « **Reply #143 on:** July 14, 2012, 07:15:49 PM »

Was Obama's real father Malcom X?

kstatefreak42 · « **Reply #144 on:** July 16, 2012, 04:56:34 AM »

For all the sheep on this board that refuse to give in. Reality has to set in at some point.

steve dave · « **Reply #145 on:** July 16, 2012, 06:14:00 AM »

I'm sorry ksf42, that's just crazy people

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #146 on:** July 16, 2012, 07:32:02 AM »

where is jimmy hoffa

steve dave · « **Reply #147 on:** July 16, 2012, 07:40:43 AM »

Quote from: Saulbadguy on July 16, 2012, 07:32:02 AM

where is jimmy hoffa

shark food

kstatefreak42 · « **Reply #148 on:** July 16, 2012, 12:22:26 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on July 16, 2012, 06:14:00 AM

I'm sorry ksf42, that's just crazy people

Crazy? lol.... How about you watch it. The entire thing... go over what you think is false...do your research. And then get back here and list everything that is inaccurate.

Bahaaaahahaaaaaa.... Thats why they are getting away with what they are doing. ITs the ultimate crazy so the average sheep like yourself wouldnt think it could happen "no dude! thats just crazy people!!! Our government couldnt lie to us!!" Take time out of your life which im sure is so busy and watch the f*cking video and double check the facts. You'll be surprised what you come up with...or you could just ignore it. Because you would rather have a comforting lie than an uncomfortable truth.

kstatefreak42 · « **Reply #149 on:** July 16, 2012, 12:26:42 PM »

The prophet himself letting us know about the Bilderberg Group. Ron Paul has never told a lie in his entire 70+ years of life.