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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #325 on: September 10, 2012, 05:11:33 PM »
I might be outside the class when you guys leave. Throw up a :combofan: and we'll set up APCstudypak.

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Kick 'Meister in the balls and I'll give you all the APC tests for the last 3 years.

Is this a real offer??

Do you know what he looks like, or do you need someone to PM you a picture?
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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #326 on: September 10, 2012, 05:18:09 PM »
Are you really gonna listen to a guy named Kelly Clarkson Kreep?

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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #327 on: September 10, 2012, 05:22:35 PM »
Only one way to find out....

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« Reply #328 on: September 10, 2012, 05:42:09 PM »
Are you really gonna listen to a guy named Kelly Clarkson Kreep?

I would share the tests with you. Take one for the APC team

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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #329 on: September 10, 2012, 06:55:34 PM »
I'll kick meister in the nuts, I know he sees me in calvin.

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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #330 on: September 10, 2012, 07:01:53 PM »
I'll kick meister in the nuts, I know he sees me in calvin.


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(I kind of forgot what you look like since that night we met and I was like 50 beers deep)

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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #331 on: September 10, 2012, 07:03:29 PM »
I'll kick meister in the nuts, I know he sees me in calvin.


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(I kind of forgot what you look like since that night we met and I was like 50 beers deep)

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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #332 on: September 10, 2012, 07:43:26 PM »
we're pretty much to the point now that if someone doesn't kick meister in the balls then i'm going to.

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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #333 on: September 10, 2012, 07:51:30 PM »
I'll be in town Friday night and if his balls haven't been kicked, I'll wrap this up.

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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #334 on: September 10, 2012, 07:53:01 PM »
I'll be in town Friday night and if his balls haven't been kicked, I'll wrap this up.

deal. i know where he works and will describe him to you. it will be an easy kill.

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« Reply #335 on: September 10, 2012, 08:44:48 PM »
I'll be in town Friday night and if his balls haven't been kicked, I'll wrap this up.

deal. i know where he works and will describe him to you. it will be an easy kill.

If limestone does this do I still get the APC tests?

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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #336 on: September 10, 2012, 08:57:57 PM »
I'll be in town Friday night and if his balls haven't been kicked, I'll wrap this up.

deal. i know where he works and will describe him to you. it will be an easy kill.

You don't want to know who my muscle is...

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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #337 on: September 10, 2012, 09:00:13 PM »
I'll be in town Friday night and if his balls haven't been kicked, I'll wrap this up.

deal. i know where he works and will describe him to you. it will be an easy kill.

If limestone does this do I still get the APC tests?

The offer has gone up. 2 kicks to the balls, not including the one that Daris is automatically given because 'Meister mocks him for drinking BL Lime. Must be different people. Sounds like YLA is a pretty solid bet for your other ball kicker. He is too pretty to hit back. Go cats.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #338 on: September 10, 2012, 09:02:23 PM »
I'll be in town Friday night and if his balls haven't been kicked, I'll wrap this up.

deal. i know where he works and will describe him to you. it will be an easy kill.

I know where he sleeps and I have never met Limestone. Talk about 2 birds/1 stone  :excited:
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #339 on: September 10, 2012, 09:06:33 PM »
Limestone, do you really want to meet the craigslist killer? I mean think about it.  For fucks sake.

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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #340 on: September 10, 2012, 09:10:57 PM »
new day, new game...

how many people came we get to kick emawmeister in the balls over a single weekend? one 48 hour period. ten? twenty? idk but i'd sure like to know.

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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #341 on: September 10, 2012, 09:17:32 PM »
Purplebear4 is ready and waiting to kick/punch anyone who tries in the balls/taint.

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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #342 on: September 10, 2012, 09:17:48 PM »
Limestone, do you really want to meet the craigslist killer? I mean think about it.  For fucks sake.

True story, pretty sure I met the original one.  Mutual friends...

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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #343 on: September 10, 2012, 09:48:49 PM »
Purplebear4 is ready and waiting to kick/punch anyone who tries in the balls/taint.
I'll personally ship PurpleBear 5 bags of pistachios to stand down.


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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #344 on: September 10, 2012, 10:02:22 PM »
Pistachios and 3 years of APC tests... Wow.

Anyone else want to sponsor the EMAWMeister ball/taint kick 48 hour challenge? Free t-shirt comes with any pledge of $5 per ball/taint kick.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #345 on: September 10, 2012, 10:05:57 PM »
I promise to dump hunam on purplebear4 if enough nut kickings happen
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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #346 on: September 10, 2012, 10:08:51 PM »
5 bags of pistachios and a bud ice pounder, Bear. Plus, you owe me for the pork tenderloin incident.

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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #347 on: September 10, 2012, 10:39:45 PM »
Not participating either way (pssst, don't tell 'meister I actually am, just waiting till he least suspects it) but I'd like to make sure everyone knows that if you go in for the kick and 'meister appears dead, well, let's just say they call him The Opossum for a reason.

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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #348 on: September 10, 2012, 10:45:49 PM »
Not participating either way (pssst, don't tell 'meister I actually am, just waiting till he least suspects it) but I'd like to make sure everyone knows that if you go in for the kick and 'meister appears dead, well, let's just say they call him The Opossum for a reason.
Yep. 

Always gotta double-tap with 'Ol Opussum.


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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #349 on: September 10, 2012, 11:01:36 PM »
I'll be in town Friday night and if his balls haven't been kicked, I'll wrap this up.

deal. i know where he works and will describe him to you. it will be an easy kill.

If limestone does this do I still get the APC tests?
Sounds like YLA is a pretty solid bet for your other ball kicker. He is too pretty to hit back. Go cats.
yes and the "kind of forgot what you look like" comment :cracksknuckles: lets just say I'm working on danielsons crane kick