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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #2050 on: July 31, 2014, 03:13:57 PM »
Daris,

I submit a formal protest. Never in the contest rules did it say list form was unacceptable. I will settle for you paying half of a drink for me.

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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #2051 on: July 31, 2014, 03:14:34 PM »
dirty dawg saloon  :sdeek:

yes! omg what was daris doing there? stay tuned to find out...

my first guess is to brush up on your line dancing in preparation for the cattle baron's ball

my second guess is to stab someone

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« Reply #2052 on: July 31, 2014, 03:23:18 PM »
cartier's list was clearly copied and pasted from some internet site. mine was off the top of my head and i want my rough ridin' free drink.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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« Reply #2053 on: July 31, 2014, 03:30:03 PM »
dirty dawg saloon  :sdeek:

yes! omg what was daris doing there? stay tuned to find out...

my first guess is to brush up on your line dancing in preparation for the cattle baron's ball

my second guess is to stab someone

Since it is one of the few 18+ bars in Aggieville it seems pretty obvious that Officer daris was doing his routine check to make sure everything was on the up and up with the under 21 crowd at DD's. It so happened that his shift ended after he had surveyed the premises, so he thought "What the hell... I haven't drank a beer out of a mason jar in a while. May as well take advantage of this golden opportunity!" The end.

Or something like that...

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« Reply #2054 on: July 31, 2014, 03:35:18 PM »
dirty dawg saloon  :sdeek:

yes! omg what was daris doing there? stay tuned to find out...

my first guess is to brush up on your line dancing in preparation for the cattle baron's ball

my second guess is to stab someone


out with a friend having fun. he says something like he can country dance and two step like a madman or whatever. i'm like lol ridiculous, prove it. we go there. i buy us drinks and start a tab. he immediately goes up and grabs a girl and just starts going to town with all sorts of country dohicky type dance stuff. i lol. they eventually stop and he takes her back to her friends. we go outside on patio to finish our drinks. each pull out phones and do phone stuff and then decide we are hungry and leave. go to burger kind. he almost starts a fight. we get kicked out. great. we leave property and go to call a cab and realize we don't have our phones. crap. where are they? no clue. walk back to dirty dawgs. they are still on the table. we try to grab them through the gate. door guys is all no no  :nono:.
he let's us have one and tells us to call the other one with it to prove they are ours. we do. we call cab, eat our burger king and go home. i realize the next day where my card is but refuse to go back to get it. it's still there.

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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #2055 on: July 31, 2014, 03:39:12 PM »
Hey rowdy, I don't want to mess up your excellent work in this thread, but will I be encountering you @TCU this year?

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« Reply #2056 on: July 31, 2014, 03:40:29 PM »
Hey rowdy, I don't want to mess up your excellent work in this thread, but will I be encountering you @TCU this year?

man i hope so. debate/talk of possible tcu modpak.

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« Reply #2057 on: July 31, 2014, 03:41:38 PM »
Hey rowdy, I don't want to mess up your excellent work in this thread, but will I be encountering you @TCU this year?

man i hope so. debate/talk of possible tcu modpak.
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« Reply #2058 on: July 31, 2014, 03:44:29 PM »
Hey rowdy, I don't want to mess up your excellent work in this thread, but will I be encountering you @TCU this year?

man i hope so. debate/talk of possible tcu modpak.

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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #2059 on: July 31, 2014, 03:44:37 PM »
dirty dawg saloon  :sdeek:

yes! omg what was daris doing there? stay tuned to find out...

my first guess is to brush up on your line dancing in preparation for the cattle baron's ball

my second guess is to stab someone


out with a friend having fun. he says something like he can country dance and two step like a madman or whatever. i'm like lol ridiculous, prove it. we go there. i buy us drinks and start a tab. he immediately goes up and grabs a girl and just starts going to town with all sorts of country dohicky type dance stuff. i lol. they eventually stop and he takes her back to her friends. we go outside on patio to finish our drinks. each pull out phones and do phone stuff and then decide we are hungry and leave. go to burger kind. he almost starts a fight. we get kicked out. great. we leave property and go to call a cab and realize we don't have our phones. crap. where are they? no clue. walk back to dirty dawgs. they are still on the table. we try to grab them through the gate. door guys is all no no  :nono:.
he let's us have one and tells us to call the other one with it to prove they are ours. we do. we call cab, eat our burger king and go home. i realize the next day where my card is but refuse to go back to get it. it's still there.

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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #2060 on: July 31, 2014, 03:51:32 PM »

Hey rowdy, I don't want to mess up your excellent work in this thread, but will I be encountering you @TCU this year?

man i hope so. debate/talk of possible tcu modpak.
Oh man, would the mods pak with dobber tailgate bros?


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« Reply #2061 on: July 31, 2014, 03:52:57 PM »
 :Woot: Yes! Gooch is coming too. We can make this an annual thing, dobber.

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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #2062 on: July 31, 2014, 04:31:41 PM »
Daris,

I submit a formal protest. Never in the contest rules did it say list form was unacceptable. I will settle for you paying half of a drink for me.

-CF3

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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #2063 on: July 31, 2014, 04:33:29 PM »
Daris,

I submit a formal protest. Never in the contest rules did it say list form was unacceptable. I will settle for you paying half of a drink for me.

-CF3

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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #2064 on: July 31, 2014, 04:35:01 PM »
mods please change RowdyBoyy's name to PartyBoyy
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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« Reply #2066 on: July 31, 2014, 04:53:59 PM »
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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #2067 on: July 31, 2014, 05:00:49 PM »
Whoever guesses how many time I want to punch Rick Daris in his stupid cop face, gets a free drink next time I see them.

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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #2068 on: July 31, 2014, 05:01:12 PM »
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« Reply #2069 on: July 31, 2014, 05:01:24 PM »
Hint: Its between 99 and 101.

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« Reply #2070 on: July 31, 2014, 05:06:46 PM »

Hint: Its between 99 and 101.
12 !


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« Reply #2071 on: July 31, 2014, 05:07:57 PM »
No one has guessed it yet.

Hint: Its the same number of times Rick Daris uses excessive force in an average week.

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« Reply #2072 on: July 31, 2014, 05:16:50 PM »
If anyone likes to watch brutal knockouts, come to station tonight to see my fist encounter TownieCat's face.

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« Reply #2073 on: July 31, 2014, 05:25:44 PM »

Whoever guesses how many time I want to punch Rick Daris in his stupid cop face, gets a free drink next time I see them.
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« Reply #2074 on: July 31, 2014, 05:34:47 PM »
Whoever guesses how many time I want to punch Rick Daris in his stupid cop face, gets a free drink next time I see them.

100