Fattyfest 2012

[waks]

Plz list all funny team names here, tia.

Wet With Steve & Dave
3 Cats and a Squawk
Team Windows Phone
KC Katpak'rs

The rest are slipping my mind because of the alcohol and 5 hour energies


Also, it should be noted that if anyone is ever going to send Steve Dave a care package they should fill it with three extra strength five hour energies and two (Padron?) cigars.

[EMAWmeister]

Ell's Mistress

[Tobias]

* editor's note: steve dave's team changed names at half

[wes mantooth]

KC Catbacker 

[steve dave]

that score was taken from right before the DU's starting cheating their asses off

[hemmy]

KC Catbacker 

They changed their name to KC 'Pakrs in the 2nd half.

[EMAWgeddon]

For those of us who weren't there, can you guys give us more info on items auctioned, money raised, and funny 'pak stories a la roast beef guy?

On the auction front, I believe the eventual trivia champs took home _FAN & y-l_a's "active lifestyle" package for $10, steve dave got the Can Confirm original artwork for $20, one or both Lynchs (?) got BEFR's 3D printer pieces for $20, _FAN (?) getting the case of KatPAK Lager for $50, Winters getting the signed original pak head for $50, ? getting a Jordy Nelson signed football for $100 and Gooch getting the fanning stuff for $100.

Fatty's sister, EMAWgeddon and JMart were in a high-stakes bidding war for the Trim package all day.  JMart eventually got in the highest bid at the deadline with $250, but in a wonderful turn of events, send me this message right before it was awarded:

Please let Fatty's sister have the shirt set. I'll still donate the money, though.

I probably should've thought about the possibility of that thing having to travel before putting it in a giant glass case, but when I left, the family was on their way to FedEx to arrange shipment back to TX.  Pretty amazing move by JMart.

This is great to hear.  I stopped bidding after I got the Fatty's sister update.

Also, if you guys give me more notice I will fly in for this next year.

[DQ12]

that score was taken from right before the DU's starting cheating their asses off

Look at all those teams eating up points in the first round - complete fool's gold imo.

[Tobias]

** editor's note #2: chris harper is cropped out of this photo.  man, what a day

[Trim]

Also, if you guys give me more notice I will fly in for this next year.

Should be around same general time frame.  We're thinking Saturday afternoon trivia, Saturday night dinner/roast, late saturday night bar crawl.

Yeah, that's right.  A roast.

[EMAWmeister]

that score was taken from right before the DU's starting cheating their asses off

Not our fault that you losers picked the dumbest possible categories.  Kiss the belt.

Also, FLAWLESS strategy by PurpleBear and DLew to wager 0 on the final question. Risk it to get the biscuit.

[EMAWgeddon]

Also, if you guys give me more notice I will fly in for this next year.

Should be around same general time frame.  We're thinking Saturday afternoon trivia, Saturday night dinner/roast, late saturday night bar crawl.

Yeah, that's right.  A roast.

I have roast experience!!

[Trim]

Also, if you guys give me more notice I will fly in for this next year.

Should be around same general time frame.  We're thinking Saturday afternoon trivia, Saturday night dinner/roast, late saturday night bar crawl.

Yeah, that's right.  A roast.

I have roast experience!!

Trying to cook a pot roast in an effort to land some dude per stunz' advice isn't the kind of roast we're talking about here, 'geddon.

WRFF's wife knows what's up.

[steve dave]

though you may have experience with the roastee...

[Trim]

[EMAWgeddon]

Also, if you guys give me more notice I will fly in for this next year.

Should be around same general time frame.  We're thinking Saturday afternoon trivia, Saturday night dinner/roast, late saturday night bar crawl.

Yeah, that's right.  A roast.

I have roast experience!!

Trying to cook a pot roast in an effort to land some dude per stunz' advice isn't the kind of roast we're talking about here, 'geddon.

WRFF's wife knows what's up.

  I have roasted several people.  I will see if I can find an example to post. 

[steve dave]

though you may have experience with the roastee...

here's a good example of my work for comparison

[Trim]

[Trim]

KK didn't really workshop it all the way through "punchline" this weekend, but he gave a pretty good example of the room temperature we're going for at this thing.

And he didn't even have to put his finger in anyone's ass to take said temperature.

[EMAWgeddon]

though you may have experience with the roastee...

here's a good example of my work for comparison

If the roastee is Fanning, it probably isn't fair for me to roast him.

[pissclams]

KC Catbacker 

KC Catbacker 

They changed their name to KC 'Pakrs in the 2nd half.

our name was KC Pakrs the whole time, they just wrote it down wrong at the beginning. 

[Trim]

though you may have experience with the roastee...

here's a good example of my work for comparison

If the roastee is Fanning, it probably isn't fair for me to roast him.

Not only is it fair, I might even cede hosting duties to you.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

that score was taken from right before the DU's starting cheating their asses off

Waks and JMLynch aren't DU's??? 

[420seriouscat69]

I'll excel spreadsheet a list of fanning's ex's to invite. That should be a good starting point for the roast.

[steve dave]

Also, good meeting Winters' friend Bell.  His nephew Darrin sounds like a complete stud.