Author Topic: diagnose steve dave's illness (Read 11572 times)

CHONGS · « **Reply #75 on:** May 29, 2012, 05:52:29 PM »

I know what it is.

Dr.Spaceman · « **Reply #76 on:** May 29, 2012, 06:22:47 PM »

dub sounds pretty doctor-y. I agree with him. (upper respiratory infection with lymphadenopathy)

I_have_purplewood · « **Reply #77 on:** May 29, 2012, 07:04:40 PM »

Has anyone else noticed how many people have "had the same thing"?

I would have said sickle cell anemia myself but now not so sure.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #78 on:** May 29, 2012, 07:06:41 PM »

puniraptor · « **Reply #79 on:** May 29, 2012, 07:18:10 PM »

Please wear a bomber hat when in public so there is no chance of me seeing your brown recluse herp cancer mono cyst and getting grossed out.

Winters · « **Reply #80 on:** May 29, 2012, 07:21:04 PM »

Chickenpox.

SwiftCat · « **Reply #81 on:** May 29, 2012, 10:11:18 PM »

I've had two or three of these. Medical term is "lump". Completely harmless, you are just imagining the pain because you are worried.

Pete · « **Reply #82 on:** May 29, 2012, 10:18:30 PM »

If I were Steve Dave, I'd be buying one of those Live Strong bracelets, pronto.

Trim · « **Reply #83 on:** May 29, 2012, 10:34:39 PM »

Tracking device?

WildcatNkilt · « **Reply #84 on:** May 29, 2012, 10:41:27 PM »

Poorly installed voice box.

GoodForAnother · « **Reply #85 on:** May 30, 2012, 09:06:53 AM »

my diagnosis? you are in too good of shape.

steve dave · « **Reply #86 on:** May 30, 2012, 09:16:14 AM »

UPDATE!

feeling better today. gland no longer swollen as much and doesn't hurt. still kind of coughing but not as much. not as tired. I may beat this cancer on my own fellas. just like lance armstrong.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #87 on:** May 30, 2012, 09:18:24 AM »

Quote from: Jakesie60 on May 29, 2012, 07:06:41 PM

AIDS

Yup. Clearcut case of good old fashioned neck AIDS if I'm not mistaken. If I am, then it's definitely a nuchal pregnancy. Either way, SD needs to stop being such a dirty slut.

CNS · « **Reply #88 on:** May 30, 2012, 09:19:50 AM »

Lance had the help of a bunch of steroids and hemoglobin increasing stuff.

All I am saying is that if the Lance plan is your plan, you should probably pick some of that stuff up. Also, get off the elliptical and get on a bike.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #89 on:** May 30, 2012, 09:37:48 AM »

Should look into that German blood doping stuff. I would if I were in your shoes.

pissclams · « **Reply #90 on:** May 30, 2012, 11:55:29 AM »

Quote from: Limestone on May 30, 2012, 09:37:48 AM

Should look into that German blood doping stuff. I would if I were in your shoes.

i've been using it for the last year as part of my MMA training regime and the results have been unparalleled, would highly recommend

Frankenklein · « **Reply #91 on:** May 30, 2012, 01:08:45 PM »

It`s most likely your EMAW gland.A friend of mine has a hate bubble on his forehead that grows when he gets made and one time another friends 4 wheelin gland exploded all over the inside of my 4x4 when I took him for a ride up a really steep hill.When we stomp the piss out of OU
this year your gland might explode.

Ghost of Stan Parrish · « **Reply #92 on:** May 30, 2012, 05:13:42 PM »

Quote from: Frankenklein on May 30, 2012, 01:08:45 PM

It`s most likely your EMAW gland.A friend of mine has a hate bubble on his forehead that grows when he gets made and one time another friends 4 wheelin gland exploded all over the inside of my 4x4 when I took him for a ride up a really steep hill.When we stomp the piss out of OU
this year your gland might explode.

I vote for this.

Rams · « **Reply #93 on:** May 30, 2012, 10:18:09 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on May 30, 2012, 09:16:14 AM

UPDATE!

feeling better today. gland no longer swollen as much and doesn't hurt. still kind of coughing but not as much. not as tired. I may beat this cancer on my own fellas. just like lance armstrong.

not gonna lie. was looking forward to a more climactic end to this thread.

but 'grats or whatever I guess.

SwiftCat · « **Reply #94 on:** May 31, 2012, 06:43:56 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on May 30, 2012, 09:16:14 AM

UPDATE!

feeling better today. gland no longer swollen as much and doesn't hurt. still kind of coughing but not as much. not as tired. I may beat this cancer on my own fellas. just like lance armstrong.

0.42 · « **Reply #95 on:** May 31, 2012, 08:48:50 PM »

my throat's all itchy and stuff

pissclams · « **Reply #96 on:** May 31, 2012, 09:11:55 PM »

Quote from: 42 on May 31, 2012, 08:48:50 PM

my throat's all itchy and stuff

i bet you have a frog in your throat

0.42 · « **Reply #97 on:** May 31, 2012, 09:12:57 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on May 31, 2012, 09:11:55 PM

Quote from: 42 on May 31, 2012, 08:48:50 PM
my throat's all itchy and stuff

i bet you have a frog in your throat

probably, but is it one of the cute ones or is it a poison dart frog

pissclams · « **Reply #98 on:** May 31, 2012, 10:04:17 PM »

if it was a poison dart frog a) you'd already be dead but b) is there a better looking frog on the market right now? no way.

0.42 · « **Reply #99 on:** May 31, 2012, 11:03:22 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on May 31, 2012, 10:04:17 PM

if it was a poison dart frog a) you'd already be dead but b) is there a better looking frog on the market right now? no way.

man if it was a poison dart frog i could've had so much hipster cred in hell