diagnose steve dave's illness

[pissclams]

at this point i don't even care who i'm giving facials to.  at this point it's impossible to stop the Facial Deliverance Machine 2012.

post and get tee'd off on. 

[steve dave]

sd- is this thing visible? can you take a pic and post it?

not visable

[Trim]

How long has it been there? 

[pissclams]

sd- is this thing visible? can you take a pic and post it?

not visable

hmm, an invisible lump?  see black helicopters follow you to work this morning?
let's just change your name to munchausen syndrome because that's what this is a case of.

facial 1, sd's invisible lump: 0

[steve dave]

I just noticed it yesterday.  could have been there since anywhere from forever to yesterday.

I haven't taken an antibiotic sine I had my wisdom teeth out like 15 years ago. 

[ChiComCat]

If SD goes, this board is down to like 12 posters in a month.

hopefully none of them are named chicat.  boom, another facial delivered.  i think my keyboard is on autopilot because i wasn't even touching the keys when that one was delivered.

[Trim]

I just noticed it yesterday.  could have been there since anywhere from forever to yesterday.

Oh man, the doc's gonna want to know that.  I didn't know my start date either, just that it hurt after pak'n too hard post-59-55.  I called past girls to get their take on whether they'd observed it to narrow down my timeline but that doesn't sound feasible in your scenario.

[Gooch]

I bet Fanning starts to hit on Mrs. Dave before SD is even dead.

[ChiComCat]

I bet Fanning starts to hit on Mrs. Dave before SD is even dead.

You're assuming he hasn't started already

[420seriouscat69]

 

[sys]

diagnose steve dave's illness.

god's righteous vengeance.  be more careful what you post about his favorite coach next time.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

I just noticed it yesterday.  could have been there since anywhere from forever to yesterday.

I haven't taken an antibiotic sine I had my wisdom teeth out like 15 years ago.

Hmm... Sounds like a brown recluse bite.

Mods, please merge this thread with the "Spiders" threat. I want everyone to see just what happens when you don't pay attention to spiders. Today its an invisible lump, tomorrow half your face is deteroirated.

[Dugout DickStone]

unborn twin

[Trim]

The real question is how many pages will this thread get to before sd's doctor finally registers and posts the diagnosis?

[Dr Rick Daris]

the adult teeth that you thought you were missing

[Johnny Wichita]

Sounds like acne. 

[CNS]

Squeeze it really hard, like a zit or something.

[puniraptor]

Dnr. Brown recluse.

[hemmy]

on the right side of the back of my neck kind of behind my ear there is a swollen gland.  when I move it hurts on that side of my head (kind of back/right side above that gland).  This may not be an actual gland but that's what I call it.  About a marble sized feeling bump that you have to press on my neck right below my skull to feel.  I can't breath really well but my nasal passages are clear.  I have a non-dry cough but it's more because of upper trachial irritation imo.  my personal diagnosis?  cancer of the gland behind my ear.  backup diagnosis?  some sort of bizzare parasite like on that show where people went to africa and came back and their insides are getting eaten by bugs/worms. 

I have been to the doctor for something similar in the past. They did blood tests and an ultrasound and some other goodies, and said it was a viral infection. It went away after awhile on its own. I would give it a week or so then go see the doctor if you aren't healed.

[slobber]

SD- I'd print this entire thread off and give it to your wife so after you die, she can sue the crap out of everyone that said not to worry about it. GO TO THE DOCTOR!!!! (<<<I am now on the record twice as being a go to the Dr. guy.)

[Dr Rick Daris]

epidermal cyst. nothing to worry about unless it gets bigger/painful. can be removed via simple surgery.

you're gonna make it, SD. 

i already suggested this on the first page. sd denied multiple times that this could be it.

[OK_Cat]

SARS

[yoga-like_abana]

lymph node, my left one always enlarges when i get sick or am getting sick.. sometimes it hurts..


but yours sounds like you are turning into Frankenstein

[OK_Cat]

monkey pox

[wetwillie]

  <---------- Steve Dave's concierge doctor and Steve Dave as they read the unwashed @ goEMAW diagnose