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Re: Spiders
« Reply #100 on: August 17, 2012, 09:30:18 PM »
That is one scary ass spider.

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Re: Spiders
« Reply #101 on: August 22, 2012, 09:07:53 AM »
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A southeast Missouri family faces a frightening home invasion of hundreds of brown recluse spiders.

There are so many in fact, a Marble Hill mother says she is scared to come home. Jessica Bockhorn is staying with family in North Carolina, while her husband Darren, continues to fight the intruders



http://www.kfvs12.com/story/19335293/brown-recluse-problem-plagues-marble-hill-family
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Re: Spiders
« Reply #102 on: August 22, 2012, 09:26:18 AM »
That will give me nightmares for the next couple of weeks.   :horrorsurprise:
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« Reply #103 on: August 22, 2012, 09:36:17 AM »
That will give me nightmares for the next couple of weeks.   :horrorsurprise:

I threw my pillow at my ceiling fan on Monday night when it awoke me in the middle of the night...I was pretty sure it was a big ol' spider comin' to get me. Eff I hate spiders  :runaway:

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Re: Spiders
« Reply #104 on: August 22, 2012, 11:35:39 AM »
That will give me nightmares for the next couple of weeks.   :horrorsurprise:

I threw my pillow at my ceiling fan on Monday night when it awoke me in the middle of the night...I was pretty sure it was a big ol' spider comin' to get me. Eff I hate spiders  :runaway:

Imagine what would've happened if spiders had come falling off of the fan and into your bed :party:

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Re: Spiders
« Reply #105 on: August 22, 2012, 11:37:00 AM »
Did they not have an inspector inform them of the shitload of deadly spiders?

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Re: Spiders
« Reply #106 on: August 22, 2012, 11:42:07 AM »
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while her husband Darren, continues to fight the intruders


bwahaha, picturing some bearded fat guy with a hammer and a flashlight

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« Reply #107 on: August 22, 2012, 02:06:55 PM »
I picture John Goodman in Arachnaphobia.

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« Reply #108 on: August 22, 2012, 02:29:16 PM »
That will give me nightmares for the next couple of weeks.   :horrorsurprise:

I threw my pillow at my ceiling fan on Monday night when it awoke me in the middle of the night...I was pretty sure it was a big ol' spider comin' to get me. Eff I hate spiders  :runaway:

Imagine what would've happened if spiders had come falling off of the fan and into your bed :party:

I know right? Thats why I couldn't get back to sleep after...I kept imagining a swar of recluses pissed to hell that I threw my pillow a their home. Assholes.

On a side note, we need a spider emoticon

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Re: Spiders
« Reply #109 on: August 22, 2012, 02:39:10 PM »

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Re: Spiders
« Reply #110 on: August 22, 2012, 02:42:11 PM »
That candy commercial where the spider grabs the guy by his finger and slams him is crazy scary.
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Re: Spiders
« Reply #111 on: August 22, 2012, 03:08:45 PM »

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« Reply #112 on: August 22, 2012, 03:11:34 PM »
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while her husband Darren, continues to fight the intruders


bwahaha, picturing some bearded fat guy with a hammer and a flashlight

I pictured a guy planting dead spiders around the house so his fat annoying wife would leave for awhile.
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Re: Spiders
« Reply #113 on: August 22, 2012, 03:15:11 PM »
That will give me nightmares for the next couple of weeks.   :horrorsurprise:

I threw my pillow at my ceiling fan on Monday night when it awoke me in the middle of the night...I was pretty sure it was a big ol' spider comin' to get me. Eff I hate spiders  :runaway:

Imagine what would've happened if spiders had come falling off of the fan and into your bed :party:

I know right? Thats why I couldn't get back to sleep after...I kept imagining a swar of recluses pissed to hell that I threw my pillow a their home. Assholes.

On a side note, we need a spider emoticon

you need a smaller signature picture


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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« Reply #114 on: August 22, 2012, 03:36:02 PM »
That will give me nightmares for the next couple of weeks.   :horrorsurprise:

I threw my pillow at my ceiling fan on Monday night when it awoke me in the middle of the night...I was pretty sure it was a big ol' spider comin' to get me. Eff I hate spiders  :runaway:

Imagine what would've happened if spiders had come falling off of the fan and into your bed :party:

I know right? Thats why I couldn't get back to sleep after...I kept imagining a swar of recluses pissed to hell that I threw my pillow a their home. Assholes.

On a side note, we need a spider emoticon

you need a smaller signature picture

Yea, been meaning to change that

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« Reply #115 on: September 21, 2012, 12:34:54 PM »
eff you, Egypt. This is where I draw the line. Is it normal? Is it a man eater? I have no rough ridin' idea and its scary because its a different country!

"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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« Reply #116 on: September 21, 2012, 12:36:10 PM »
Dammit I can't get pics to post with this new iOS. Hemmy!

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Re: Spiders
« Reply #117 on: September 21, 2012, 12:38:54 PM »
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« Reply #118 on: September 21, 2012, 01:31:04 PM »
Dammit I can't get pics to post with this new iOS. Hemmy!

Sorry. All Hemmy will do is LOL at you for buying an Apple product. If you were on Android, he would probably print out some instructions and mail them to you.

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Re: Spiders
« Reply #119 on: September 21, 2012, 01:33:58 PM »
Is it a camel spider?  Because people I know who were in the military have shown me pictures of camel spiders and holy hell they are scary.

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Re: Spiders
« Reply #120 on: September 21, 2012, 01:34:20 PM »
found this guy in my garage a couple nights ago.

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Re: Spiders
« Reply #121 on: September 21, 2012, 01:54:18 PM »
Dammit I can't get pics to post with this new iOS. Hemmy!

Sorry. All Hemmy will do is LOL at you for buying an Apple product. If you were on Android, he would probably print out some instructions and mail them to you.

Hemmy lols at androidtards and appletards alike. He is a windowtard

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Re: Spiders
« Reply #122 on: September 21, 2012, 01:59:57 PM »
found this guy in my garage a couple nights ago.


What kind is that?

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Re: Spiders
« Reply #123 on: September 21, 2012, 02:04:18 PM »
found this guy in my garage a couple nights ago.


What kind is that?

The kind you take a pic of with full zoom on so you don't have to get too close to.

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Re: Spiders
« Reply #124 on: September 21, 2012, 02:10:31 PM »
:horrorsurprise:

Did you disclose this, cns?  i'd take the ghosts myself