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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 25, 2012, 08:53:50 AM
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We have an absolute crap ton of brown recluses around my office. We put out the glue traps and other things but we still seem to find about one a day... The secretary likes to catch them and then donate them to the K-State insect zoo or something like that. I say call the exterminator. Has anyone else had this problem?
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Pretty sure spiders don't give a eff about glue traps
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we get lady bugs in our office at the same time each year. it's weird, I'm on the 4th floor and none of the windows even open and we have ladybugs everywhere. where do you come from ladybugs!
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we get lady bugs in our office at the same time each year. it's weird, I'm on the 4th floor and none of the windows even open and we have ladybugs everywhere. where do you come from ladybugs!
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These ladybugs are asian lady beetles. You probably see them in cycles; one year bad, next year not so bad. The farmers in NE love them because they help control aphids. They are crawling in through the walls and electrical outlets. Have your spider lady capture them and bring them out to a farm.
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Come on, you guys. Lady bugs are cute and cuddly. Brown recluses put flesh eating holes in peoples faces.
Possible solution: Capture all of the lady bugs from SD's office and put them in my rotting corpse (COD: Spider bite at work), then bury me 6 feet under.
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We have an absolute crap ton of brown recluses around my office. We put out the glue traps and other things but we still seem to find about one a day... The secretary likes to catch them and then donate them to the K-State insect zoo or something like that. I say call the exterminator. Has anyone else had this problem?
are you sure they're brown recluses (reclusii?)? because that's nothing to be rough ridin' with. :ohno:
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what is the primary predator of the brown recluse? I'd say load your office up with whatever that is.
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Don't get bit, BeanTownCat! You will end up with a puss-filled hole in your body that makes everybody who sees you instantly puke. If I were you, I would sell your current dump and just find a new office.
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Breed a super brown recluse to lead them and teach them not to eff with ol' BeanTown
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We have an absolute crap ton of brown recluses around my office. We put out the glue traps and other things but we still seem to find about one a day... The secretary likes to catch them and then donate them to the K-State insect zoo or something like that. I say call the exterminator. Has anyone else had this problem?
are you sure they're brown recluses (reclusii?)? because that's nothing to be rough ridin' with. :ohno:
Yup. They've got the violin shape on their backs, or whatever equivalent of backs these douchebags have.
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what is the primary predator of the brown recluse? I'd say load your office up with whatever that is.
Cobweb spiders and cellar spiders both eat brown recluse spiders for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. BeantownCat won't be getting much business done with an office filled with spider webs and big mean-looking spiders, though.
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You could pretend you got bit and then talk about how negligent your work was in not taking care of those rough ridin' spiders. Once they exterminate them, mention how it must've been a misquito bite or whatever.
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tell them you cut your flesh and sucked out the poison when they weren't looking
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You could pretend you got bit and then talk about how negligent your work was in not taking care of those rough ridin' spiders. Once they exterminate them, mention how it must've been a misquito bite or whatever.
These spiders are tough to exterminate because they hide from the light like cockroaches. Simply spraying is not enough.
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cut a hole in the wall and fill it with acid
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Surround the building with cobweb spiders(or whatevs that predator was) then set the building on fire.
Either they get eaten or they burn up. Win/win.
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Dude, gtfo, that's what I say.
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Dude, gtfo, that's what I say.
Or at least petition for hazard pay
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You could pretend you got bit and then talk about how negligent your work was in not taking care of those rough ridin' spiders. Once they exterminate them, mention how it must've been a misquito bite or whatever.
These spiders are tough to exterminate because they hide from the light like cockroaches. Simply spraying is not enough.
Well eff then, just install a crap ton of lights in your office
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these things sounds like vampires
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google image "brown recluse bite"
pretty gnarly.
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google "acid in the walls to kill brown recluse vampires"
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Also, I've found stomping on spiders to be pretty effective.
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get a bunch of human blood and lure all the spiders into a foot shaped blood filled depression you've made in the floor. once all of them have gathered and started gorging themselves on the human blood thanksgiving feast stomp the crap out of them. problem solved.
EDIT: night vision goggles
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I say get bit, get awesome super powers, become a friendly neighborhood brownrecluse beantowncatman and do whatever the eff you want to.
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I say get bit, get awesome super powers, become a friendly neighborhood brownrecluse beantowncatman and do whatever the eff you want to.
are you a rough ridin' idiot?
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says the guy who cant sling webs..lmao
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You sound like my secretary. Get back to work Cathy!
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I say get bit, get awesome super powers, become a friendly neighborhood brownrecluse beantowncatman and do whatever the eff you want to.
are you a rough ridin' idiot?
He forgot to mention that prior to getting bit, someone needs to accidentally spill some radioactive chemical on the spider that is going to bite him. That way, when yla gets bit, it won't kill him but it will give him said power to dwtfhwt. Maybe that was implied? :dunno:
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I say get bit, get awesome super powers, become a friendly neighborhood brownrecluse beantowncatman and do whatever the eff you want to.
Slow your roll. Great powers....great responsibilities.....etc
better think this thing through. I mean, you have time. The fire doesn't start until 5pm(gotta get a full day productivity in first).
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I found a large wolf spider in my basement last night. Those things are huge and scary. I drowned it with poison.
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its pretty obvious(except to the newbs) that beantown cat works in the underground lair of NBAF that has been finished for forever. so they are special brown recluses.
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its pretty obvious(except to the newbs) that beantown cat works in the underground lair of NBAF that has been finished for forever. so they are special brown recluses.
Great, he can get a Brown Recluse bite and cow aids :rolleyes:
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I've had my top down for a few days and when driving to work today a spider was crawling around on the air vent and I about wrecked. I then wrecked the eff out of that spider.
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I leave spiders alone more often then not, unless my wife notices them. She is about as anti-spider as it gets.
I would rather have a spider that hangs out where I don't see it than flies and other stuff that rushes the slider door when I open at night to feed the dogs.
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Why are people scared of spiders? Is it because they have 8 legs and 8 eyes? Is it because they have this webbing that shoots out of their ass, and at the same scale is much stronger than steel? Is it because they are mostly active at night?
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Why are people scared of spiders? Is it because they have 8 legs and 8 eyes? Is it because they have this webbing that shoots out of their ass, and at the same scale is much stronger than steel? Is it because they are mostly active at night?
The brown recluse only has six eyes, and people are afraid of them because if they bite you they cause your body to start rotting from the inside out.
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Why are people scared of spiders? Is it because they have 8 legs and 8 eyes? Is it because they have this webbing that shoots out of their ass, and at the same scale is much stronger than steel? Is it because they are mostly active at night?
The brown recluse only has six eyes, and people are afraid of them because if they bite you they cause your body to start rotting from the inside out.
Good to know that it's one of the most common house spider too huh?
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sd has been particularly enjoyable in this thread :thumbs:
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Why are people scared of spiders? Is it because they have 8 legs and 8 eyes? Is it because they have this webbing that shoots out of their ass, and at the same scale is much stronger than steel? Is it because they are mostly active at night?
My cousin got bite by a brown recluse on her hip the night before she graduated college. Went to MHK hospital before graduation, they told her she was just nervous about graduation and probably hung over (even though she hadn't drank in 2 days) and kicked her out. Later that afternoon she started feeling worse and went to the Salina hospital. She had to spend 6 days in the hospital getting some nasty antibiotics, including having to cut into her arm to inject them directly into whatever the largest vein/artery is in your arm.
Moral of the story, Brown Recluses have the opportunity to eff you up and they are not to be taken lightly.
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Why are people scared of spiders? Is it because they have 8 legs and 8 eyes? Is it because they have this webbing that shoots out of their ass, and at the same scale is much stronger than steel? Is it because they are mostly active at night?
My cousin got bite by a brown recluse on her hip the night before she graduated college. Went to MHK hospital before graduation, they told her she was just nervous about graduation and probably hung over (even though she hadn't drank in 2 days) and kicked her out. Later that afternoon she started feeling worse and went to the Salina hospital. She had to spend 6 days in the hospital getting some nasty antibiotics, including having to cut into her arm to inject them directly into whatever the largest vein/artery is in your arm.
Moral of the story, Brown Recluses have the opportunity to eff you up and they are not to be taken lightly.
Did she have to get reconstructive surgery to replace all of her rotten body parts, or did she make it to Salina on time? :ohno:
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Why are people scared of spiders? Is it because they have 8 legs and 8 eyes? Is it because they have this webbing that shoots out of their ass, and at the same scale is much stronger than steel? Is it because they are mostly active at night?
My cousin got bite by a brown recluse on her hip the night before she graduated college. Went to MHK hospital before graduation, they told her she was just nervous about graduation and probably hung over (even though she hadn't drank in 2 days) and kicked her out. Later that afternoon she started feeling worse and went to the Salina hospital. She had to spend 6 days in the hospital getting some nasty antibiotics, including having to cut into her arm to inject them directly into whatever the largest vein/artery is in your arm.
Moral of the story, Brown Recluses have the opportunity to eff you up and they are not to be taken lightly.
Did she have to get reconstructive surgery to replace all of her rotten body parts, or did she make it to Salina on time? :ohno:
I don't know how much they moved, but they had to do a minor skin graft type procedure where they got a little meat under the skin with it.
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There was an xfiles episode last night that had a bunch of killer cockroaches. I think those are scarier than spiders that's just me.
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I got bit by a brown recluse when I was a child. That's why I only have 4 toes on my left foot.
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I got bit by a brown recluse when I was a child. That's why I only have 4 toes on my left foot.
Mildly interesting.
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<------------- has a phobia that spiders will lay eggs in my ear while I am asleep.
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brown recluses don't occur in new england. so, one way or another, mr. beantowncat is a goddamn liar.
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brown recluses don't occur in new england. so, one way or another, mr. beantowncat is a goddamn liar.
:sdeek:
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There was an xfiles episode last night that had a bunch of killer cockroaches. I think those are scarier than spiders that's just me.
There were a couple made-for-TV movies I watched when I was a kid about hoards of ants that just ate everything in sight, and they could do it quickly because there were so many of them. I was scared of those things for a while.
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I can never identify spiders. I mean, most of the spiders I see look brownish, and they have 8 legs and stuff.
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I can never identify spiders. I mean, most of the spiders I see look brownish, and they have 8 legs and stuff.
Same here. I just assume everything is a brown recluse that will eat my flesh and operate based on that theory. I love how they say it's easy to identify because of the 3 eyes and violin shape on its back. eff off like I'm gonna get close enough to see that crap.
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My six year old just found a black widow in the garage this week, I thought aw bullshit that's not a black widow but the exterminator confirmed the next day.
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I hate when people say that you should allow some spiders to live in your house to control the bug population. Guess what idiot, spiders are the scariest bug there is. That's like saying you should let a Great White Shark live in your house to control the kitten population.
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<------------- has a phobia that spiders will lay eggs in my ear while I am asleep.
man gooch you should be scared of this. it happens pretty much all the time. all. the. time. i mean it prob won't happen to you. or maybe it will. 50/50 probably. anyway, good luck.
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<------------- has a phobia that spiders will lay eggs in my ear while I am asleep.
man gooch you should be scared of this. it happens pretty much all the time. all. the. time. i mean it prob won't happen to you. or maybe it will. 50/50 probably. anyway, good luck.
I can't tell if you're trying to comfort Gooch by saying he only has a 50% chance, or are just completely uninformed. It happened to my friend 3 times in one week. The doctor told him that was pretty common. I'd put the chances of that happening to the average person at about 87%.
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I read a stat last yr that said the avg american ingests something loke 50 spiders a year. I guess they crawl into ppls mouths while they are asleep and get swallowed.
I imagine, more often than not, this happens before they lay eggs in your ear. I mean, when climbing, you hit the sights as you go up, not the other way around, right?
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LOL! She just found a Brown Recluse under the toilet seat in the bathroom. NOW she calls the exterminator to get the place sprayed.
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LOL! She just found a Brown Recluse under the toilet seat in the bathroom. NOW she calls the exterminator to get the place sprayed.
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Last night I was sitting on the couch with my laptop and I felt something crawling on my leg so I screamed and jumped up sending my laptop crashing to the floor and slapped my leg several times and shook it to make sure the spider was gone. But then I realized that it was a receipt that had fallen off the couch and tickled my leg on the way down to the floor.
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Careful, Beantown! Hate the thought of one of my best friends being in harm's way.
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As long as you don't have these in your house, you should be OK.
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Holy crap, spiderbirds scare the crap out of me.
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Holy crap, spiderbirds scare the crap out of me.
Why? Are you a bird? Cause if I were a bird, they would scare the crap out of me, too.
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Holy crap, spiderbirds scare the crap out of me.
Why? Are you a bird? Cause if I were a bird, they would scare the crap out of me, too.
Half bird, half spider.
No end to the havoc it could wreak.
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Holy crap, spiderbirds scare the crap out of me.
Why? Are you a bird? Cause if I were a bird, they would scare the crap out of me, too.
Half bird, half spider.
No end to the havoc it could wreak.
:surprised: You mean that is only one animal in that picture?! :runaway: I thought it was a spider that had captured a bird, now you are telling me that it is a mutant single animal that is half bird and half spider. :eek:
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Holy crap, spiderbirds scare the crap out of me.
Why? Are you a bird? Cause if I were a bird, they would scare the crap out of me, too.
Half bird, half spider.
No end to the havoc it could wreak.
:surprised: You mean that is only one animal in that picture?! :runaway: I thought it was a spider that had captured a bird, now you are telling me that it is a mutant single animal that is half bird and half spider. :eek:
:ck: bider :ck:
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Holy crap, spiderbirds scare the crap out of me.
Why? Are you a bird? Cause if I were a bird, they would scare the crap out of me, too.
Half bird, half spider.
No end to the havoc it could wreak.
:surprised: You mean that is only one animal in that picture?! :runaway: I thought it was a spider that had captured a bird, now you are telling me that it is a mutant single animal that is half bird and half spider. :eek:
I think it is fairly obvious that the bird and spider are separate creatures in the picture. It is also fairly obvious that the spider has bitten into the bird's brain, thus taking control of all of the bird's bodily functions. This allows the spider to fly where he pleases. Hopefully this is what CNS Casey was trying to say because a spider bird is just ridiculous.
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Last night I was sitting on the couch with my laptop and I felt something crawling on my leg so I screamed and jumped up sending my laptop crashing to the floor and slapped my leg several times and shook it to make sure the spider was gone. But then I realized that it was a receipt that had fallen off the couch and tickled my leg on the way down to the floor.
I found this story to be quite adorable
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Holy crap, spiderbirds scare the crap out of me.
Why? Are you a bird? Cause if I were a bird, they would scare the crap out of me, too.
Half bird, half spider.
No end to the havoc it could wreak.
:surprised: You mean that is only one animal in that picture?! :runaway: I thought it was a spider that had captured a bird, now you are telling me that it is a mutant single animal that is half bird and half spider. :eek:
:ck: bider :ck:
spirder. dumbass.
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webs or nests?
Nebs?
Wests?
Other than young children and souls, what does the spirder eat?
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webs or nests?
Nebs?
Wests?
Other than young children and souls, what does the spirder eat?
Whatever it wants. Spirder don't care.
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Moved back home for the summer, and have never seen so many rough ridin' spiders living in a house. I don't get it, my thousand year old shitty college house in MHK had like zero spiders. Literally, I can't remember seeing one. And I come back to my nice comfy JOCO home, and it's like Arachnophobia (great movie).
The other day, I was getting ready for bed and I noticed something crawling on my bed. Sure enough, it was a decent sized, brown spider. Don't know if it was recluse or not, didn't take the time to look (who does anyways I just want to kill the damn thing). Went to the bathroom to grab a bath tissue. Come back, it's rough ridin' gone :horrorsurprise:. WTF. Like, what do you do? Still get in bed? Took me awhile to fall asleep, my effing nightmare.
Today, got in the shower and started my shower routine. Then I notice something crawling in my loofa thing . Another goddamn spider. What if I didn't notice this creature and started to lather myself with this poison infested loofa thing. Ugh.
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Moved back home for the summer, and have never seen so many rough ridin' spiders living in a house. I don't get it, my thousand year old shitty college house in MHK had like zero spiders. Literally, I can't remember seeing one. And I come back to my nice comfy JOCO home, and it's like Arachnophobia (great movie).
The other day, I was getting ready for bed and I noticed something crawling on my bed. Sure enough, it was a decent sized, brown spider. Don't know if it was recluse or not, didn't take the time to look (who does anyways I just want to kill the damn thing). Went to the bathroom to grab a bath tissue. Come back, it's rough ridin' gone :horrorsurprise:. WTF. Like, what do you do? Still get in bed? Took me awhile to fall asleep, my effing nightmare.
Today, got in the shower and started my shower routine. Then I notice something crawling in my loofa thing . Another goddamn spider. What if I didn't notice this creature and started to lather myself with this poison infested loofa thing. Ugh.
It probably was a brown recluse if it disappeared that quickly. They like to stay in the shadows and strike in the darkness. There is no way in hell I would have slept in that bed. I would have washed the sheets and just stayed up an extra couple of hours.
If you hadn't noticed the creature in the shower, you likely would have a giant hole in your skin oozing yellow puss wherever it decided to bite you.
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Moved back home for the summer, and have never seen so many rough ridin' spiders living in a house. I don't get it, my thousand year old shitty college house in MHK had like zero spiders. Literally, I can't remember seeing one. And I come back to my nice comfy JOCO home, and it's like Arachnophobia (great movie).
The other day, I was getting ready for bed and I noticed something crawling on my bed. Sure enough, it was a decent sized, brown spider. Don't know if it was recluse or not, didn't take the time to look (who does anyways I just want to kill the damn thing). Went to the bathroom to grab a bath tissue. Come back, it's rough ridin' gone :horrorsurprise:. WTF. Like, what do you do? Still get in bed? Took me awhile to fall asleep, my effing nightmare.
Today, got in the shower and started my shower routine. Then I notice something crawling in my loofa thing . Another goddamn spider. What if I didn't notice this creature and started to lather myself with this poison infested loofa thing. Ugh.
eff that crap. When i was about 8 i turned on the light in my room, to find a half dollar size(seemed bigger at the time) spider on my pillow. Went to kill it with a shoe, it crawled between my wall and bed. Tore the whole bed apart and couldn't find it. I slept on the couch for the next 2 days. Still don't push my bed against any wall if possible. yeah, im weird.
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Moved back home for the summer, and have never seen so many rough ridin' spiders living in a house. I don't get it, my thousand year old shitty college house in MHK had like zero spiders. Literally, I can't remember seeing one. And I come back to my nice comfy JOCO home, and it's like Arachnophobia (great movie).
The other day, I was getting ready for bed and I noticed something crawling on my bed. Sure enough, it was a decent sized, brown spider. Don't know if it was recluse or not, didn't take the time to look (who does anyways I just want to kill the damn thing). Went to the bathroom to grab a bath tissue. Come back, it's rough ridin' gone :horrorsurprise:. WTF. Like, what do you do? Still get in bed? Took me awhile to fall asleep, my effing nightmare.
Today, got in the shower and started my shower routine. Then I notice something crawling in my loofa thing . Another goddamn spider. What if I didn't notice this creature and started to lather myself with this poison infested loofa thing. Ugh.
You were going to kill it with some a tissue?! It would be right next to your hand! I usually try to drop a dictionary on them or something.
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Moved back home for the summer, and have never seen so many rough ridin' spiders living in a house. I don't get it, my thousand year old shitty college house in MHK had like zero spiders. Literally, I can't remember seeing one. And I come back to my nice comfy JOCO home, and it's like Arachnophobia (great movie).
The other day, I was getting ready for bed and I noticed something crawling on my bed. Sure enough, it was a decent sized, brown spider. Don't know if it was recluse or not, didn't take the time to look (who does anyways I just want to kill the damn thing). Went to the bathroom to grab a bath tissue. Come back, it's rough ridin' gone :horrorsurprise:. WTF. Like, what do you do? Still get in bed? Took me awhile to fall asleep, my effing nightmare.
Today, got in the shower and started my shower routine. Then I notice something crawling in my loofa thing . Another goddamn spider. What if I didn't notice this creature and started to lather myself with this poison infested loofa thing. Ugh.
You were going to kill it with some a tissue?! It would be right next to your hand! I usually try to drop a dictionary on them or something.
And smash their poisonous guts into my sheets? Ew gross.
This is off topic but we also are infested with those stupid silverfish things. Every morning it seems there is one skimpering around on my bathroom floor. They are gross looking and I hate them.
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What in the hell is wrong with your house?
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I was looking at houses for purchase the other day. One of the houses I was looking at was a new construction and had about 10,000 moths inside of it. I took one step inside, told the realtor I had seen all I need to see, and left.
LMFAO at houses that can't even keep bugs out.
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I had this spider on the wall once that even if I just approached it, the spider would start jumping, it was impossible to kill. I ended up killing finally after briefly stunning it.
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I saw a spider the other day.
It went up a water spout.
Rain
Out
Hanging gutter is no fun.
Hanging with gutter sluts is fun.
Hanging gutter sluts is even funner.
Slutty gutter hangers are the funnest however.
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I saw a spider the other day.
It went up a water spout.
Rain
Out
Hanging gutter is no fun.
Hanging with gutter sluts is fun.
Hanging gutter sluts is even funner.
Slutty gutter hangers are the funnest however.
All work and no play makes Sundance_Kid a dull boy.
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I'm declaring war. Found a spider lurking in the corner of my room (shaded area) last night. Suspected it was a recluse so I took a picture and did some research , then went on to smash the living guts out of it. Sure enough it is one of those bad person brown recluse spiders.
At a summer camp when I was a kid all our tents were lined inside with daddy long leg spiders. We let them chill because they are harmless to us but apparently the most badass/venomous spiders to the other douchebag human hating spiders. Bite the bullet and become one with daddy long legs in my home? I don't want to be a rotting corpse because of some little stupid arachnid.
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I'm declaring war. Found a spider lurking in the corner of my room (shaded area) last night. Suspected it was a recluse so I took a picture and did some research , then went on to smash the living guts out of it. Sure enough it is one of those bad person brown recluse spiders.
At a summer camp when I was a kid all our tents were lined inside with daddy long leg spiders. We let them chill because they are harmless to us but apparently the most badass/venomous spiders to the other douchebag human hating spiders. Bite the bullet and become one with daddy long legs in my home? I don't want to be a rotting corpse because of some little stupid arachnid.
I will never understand people who think infesting their home with any kind of bug is a solution to anything. Just spray your house. If that doesn't work, sell it.
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I'm declaring war. Found a spider lurking in the corner of my room (shaded area) last night. Suspected it was a recluse so I took a picture and did some research , then went on to smash the living guts out of it. Sure enough it is one of those bad person brown recluse spiders.
At a summer camp when I was a kid all our tents were lined inside with daddy long leg spiders. We let them chill because they are harmless to us but apparently the most badass/venomous spiders to the other douchebag human hating spiders. Bite the bullet and become one with daddy long legs in my home? I don't want to be a rotting corpse because of some little stupid arachnid.
I will never understand people who think infesting their home with any kind of bug is a solution to anything. Just spray your house. If that doesn't work, sell it.
Apparently it was sprayed not too long ago (re: the parents). These things are becoming immune, im effed.
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spider on the door handle of the car this morning. strongly considering calling in sick or bereaved or something.
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my cats eat spiders
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nickel sized brown recluse on the ceiling above the shower this morning. Noticed it mid-shower. perv.
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Major Pro-Tip: All of you people with spiders need to call an exterminator and ask them if they use Cy-Kick. If they so no, hang up and call somebody else. When you find the right exterminator, get on their program and schedule a party where you say goodbye to ever seeing a spider in your house again.
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http://www.kansas.com/2012/08/02/2432460/wichitas-central-library-closes.html
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3 years ago when i bought my house, i bug-bombed the crap out of it before i moved anything in. like 10 bug bombs all through the house, attic, crawl space.
haven't seen a living creature in my house in 3 years except for the wife, kid, and dog. boom.
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moved in to a duplex, noticed two alive brown recluses, three dead on the first walk through. :sdeek:
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Last night before bed, noticed one scamper across my bathroom counter and crawled in my container case. Closed it and threw it away.
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oh man, one year i heard a spider running away from me before i saw it. HEARD.
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I hate when people say that you should allow some spiders to live in your house to control the bug population. Guess what idiot, spiders are the scariest bug there is. That's like saying you should let a Great White Shark live in your house to control the kitten population.
Awwwwwwwwwww.
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Spiders are the rough ridin' worst. I was bit by a poisonous one of some sort when I was 6 on the back of the leg. A red line ran up the back of my leg afterwards. The doctor calmed me down by telling me that was just the poison running up my body to my heart. rough ridin' dick. I hate rough ridin' spiders.
Ricky Gervais tells us why we hate spiders...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2U8W0iVapw&feature=youtube_gdata_player (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2U8W0iVapw&feature=youtube_gdata_player)
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http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/doctors-remove-spider-hiding-woman-ear-canal-195029859.html (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/doctors-remove-spider-hiding-woman-ear-canal-195029859.html)
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Had a friend bitten by a brown recluse earlier this summer. He got it treated before it got bad and so avoided any real damage...but still :ohno:
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this thread is an official sponsor of the insomnia thread :dance:
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:clac:
A group of cave explorers and scientists have made a rare discovery: an entirely new taxonomic family of spider in the caves of southern Oregon.
The genus name, Trogloraptor, means "cave robber."
It's an apt name for a spider with unique hooks, or claws, on its legs, which the researchers believe are used to snatch flying insects, like midges, out of the air. With its legs outstretched, the spider measures up to 3 inches (8 centimeters) long.
http://news.yahoo.com/rare-discovery-hook-legged-spider-found-oregon-cave-211926504.html
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That is one scary ass spider.
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:clac:
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A southeast Missouri family faces a frightening home invasion of hundreds of brown recluse spiders.
There are so many in fact, a Marble Hill mother says she is scared to come home. Jessica Bockhorn is staying with family in North Carolina, while her husband Darren, continues to fight the intruders
http://www.kfvs12.com/story/19335293/brown-recluse-problem-plagues-marble-hill-family
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That will give me nightmares for the next couple of weeks. :horrorsurprise:
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That will give me nightmares for the next couple of weeks. :horrorsurprise:
I threw my pillow at my ceiling fan on Monday night when it awoke me in the middle of the night...I was pretty sure it was a big ol' spider comin' to get me. Eff I hate spiders :runaway:
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That will give me nightmares for the next couple of weeks. :horrorsurprise:
I threw my pillow at my ceiling fan on Monday night when it awoke me in the middle of the night...I was pretty sure it was a big ol' spider comin' to get me. Eff I hate spiders :runaway:
Imagine what would've happened if spiders had come falling off of the fan and into your bed :party:
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Did they not have an inspector inform them of the shitload of deadly spiders?
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while her husband Darren, continues to fight the intruders
bwahaha, picturing some bearded fat guy with a hammer and a flashlight
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I picture John Goodman in Arachnaphobia.
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That will give me nightmares for the next couple of weeks. :horrorsurprise:
I threw my pillow at my ceiling fan on Monday night when it awoke me in the middle of the night...I was pretty sure it was a big ol' spider comin' to get me. Eff I hate spiders :runaway:
Imagine what would've happened if spiders had come falling off of the fan and into your bed :party:
I know right? Thats why I couldn't get back to sleep after...I kept imagining a swar of recluses pissed to hell that I threw my pillow a their home. Assholes.
On a side note, we need a spider emoticon
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That candy commercial where the spider grabs the guy by his finger and slams him is crazy scary.
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while her husband Darren, continues to fight the intruders
bwahaha, picturing some bearded fat guy with a hammer and a flashlight
I pictured a guy planting dead spiders around the house so his fat annoying wife would leave for awhile.
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That will give me nightmares for the next couple of weeks. :horrorsurprise:
I threw my pillow at my ceiling fan on Monday night when it awoke me in the middle of the night...I was pretty sure it was a big ol' spider comin' to get me. Eff I hate spiders :runaway:
Imagine what would've happened if spiders had come falling off of the fan and into your bed :party:
I know right? Thats why I couldn't get back to sleep after...I kept imagining a swar of recluses pissed to hell that I threw my pillow a their home. Assholes.
On a side note, we need a spider emoticon
you need a smaller signature picture
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That will give me nightmares for the next couple of weeks. :horrorsurprise:
I threw my pillow at my ceiling fan on Monday night when it awoke me in the middle of the night...I was pretty sure it was a big ol' spider comin' to get me. Eff I hate spiders :runaway:
Imagine what would've happened if spiders had come falling off of the fan and into your bed :party:
I know right? Thats why I couldn't get back to sleep after...I kept imagining a swar of recluses pissed to hell that I threw my pillow a their home. Assholes.
On a side note, we need a spider emoticon
you need a smaller signature picture
Yea, been meaning to change that
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eff you, Egypt. This is where I draw the line. Is it normal? Is it a man eater? I have no rough ridin' idea and its scary because its a different country!
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Dammit I can't get pics to post with this new iOS. Hemmy!
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:ohno:
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Dammit I can't get pics to post with this new iOS. Hemmy!
Sorry. All Hemmy will do is LOL at you for buying an Apple product. If you were on Android, he would probably print out some instructions and mail them to you.
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Is it a camel spider? Because people I know who were in the military have shown me pictures of camel spiders and holy hell they are scary.
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found this guy in my garage a couple nights ago.
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Dammit I can't get pics to post with this new iOS. Hemmy!
Sorry. All Hemmy will do is LOL at you for buying an Apple product. If you were on Android, he would probably print out some instructions and mail them to you.
Hemmy lols at androidtards and appletards alike. He is a windowtard
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found this guy in my garage a couple nights ago.
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What kind is that?
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found this guy in my garage a couple nights ago.
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What kind is that?
The kind you take a pic of with full zoom on so you don't have to get too close to.
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:horrorsurprise:
Did you disclose this, cns? i'd take the ghosts myself
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:horrorsurprise:
Did you disclose this, cns? i'd take the ghosts myself
The paper work is done. my hands are tied.
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Pic attempt
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Lotta crap talking about me in this thread, sheesh :frown:
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http://www.viralnova.com/spider-fields/
:surprised:
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australia can go DIAF :Yuck:
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This was a fun thread.
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=21563.msg553358#msg553358
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Superb bumps.
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first spider i'd seen in my house in like a year this morning. kicking it on my slippers.
i wore wool socks today.
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http://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/article2651676.html (http://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/article2651676.html)
:sdeek: :barf:
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sounds like they should've insurance fraud'd the crap out of that house, in hindsight
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This thread needed to be locked 6 pages ago
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We bought a new house and killed 3-4 brown recluse a day. I remembered this thread and heavily weighed all options. Terminex came out and did something, and now I kill like 1-2 small ones a month.
I'm assuming that they send out the runts of the spider litter to test the waters, and when we go on vacation they are going to go apeshit and kill our dogs
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I get spiders in my place. The thing that worries me is that I figure they must be coming out of the walls because the walls are filled to capacity with spiders.
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how the heck else would you have spiders, chicat
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http://www.livescience.com/48340-goliath-birdeater-surprises-scientist.html
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http://www.livescience.com/48340-goliath-birdeater-surprises-scientist.html
:buh-bye:
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i bet AST could make that thing taste awesome
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If I saw that thing crawling towards me I would most likely wet myself start crying like a little girl.
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i bet AST could make that thing taste awesome
Dibs on a leg!
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This thread needed to be locked 6 pages ago
this is my poster child thread. how dare you.
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i've dubbed this thing the "chewbacca land crab"
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i bet AST could make that thing taste awesome
Dibs on a leg!
I want the big round butt part.
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i bet AST could make that thing taste awesome
Dibs on a leg!
I want the big round butt part.
Mmmm....pulled spider butt. Maybe a habanero coffee rub on it? :dunno:
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Found a wolf spider today at work that could have been used as an appetizer, I suppose.
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Found a wolf spider today at work that could have been used as an appetizer, I suppose.
Well now we know what the secret ingredient is that gives your stuff that little extra kick of goodness.
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What? I said it was a plus.
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privacy
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the spider has only moved a few feet in this elapsed time and is kind of up by the ceiling now
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Did you try inviting it to a social function?
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uh, i'm mostly a leave work (coworkers) at work kind of guy these days
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I meant to make him disappear.
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I meant to make him disappear.
:embarrassed: oh.
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does anyone have experience shooting a spider?
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with what like a bb gun or something?
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I shot one with a nail gun once. Long story...
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i was just minding my own business, sitting in a chair watching forensic files and bbs'n when one of these fuckers dive bombed the cell phone in my hand from above. i screamed and threw my phone and it hit cat bosco :frown:
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I found out the unit I will hunt next year has gigantic tarantulas. I guess sleeping under the stars is not advisable.
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What is this?
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Looks like a yellow garden spider. Had the zig zag silk on the web.
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Argiope aurantia
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https://twitter.com/thisisinsider/status/965229419097858053
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Just as an FYI.....DID NOT WATCH BECAUSE NOPE NOPE NOPE :buh-bye:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nESgx8M5sac
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Did someone say spiders?
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