Official Missouri Regrets leaving Big 12 but Tries Really Hard to Justify Thread

[hemmy]

This thread is an absolute treasure, cannot believe I haven't been following it.

[Dugout DickStone]

Tigerboard all a tizzy defending the Confederate flag as not racist.  It's hilarious

[SkinnyBenny]

Tigerboard all a tizzy defending the Confederate flag as not racist.  It's hilarious

get them to post here

[Dugout DickStone]

Tigerboard all a tizzy defending the Confederate flag as not racist.  It's hilarious

get them to post here

Impossible.  They are very insulated and can't stray off the self affirming board where the Tigers are awesome in every sport, Haith didn't cheat, the Star is anti-mu biased, they are a national power in football, Pinkel isn't a dirtball, their academics aren't just average and the big teams of the SEC love sharing their money with small time teams like MU.

[kim carnes]

Tigerboard all a tizzy defending the Confederate flag as not racist.  It's hilarious

get them to post here

Impossible.  They are very insulated and can't stray off the self affirming board where the Tigers are awesome in every sport, Haith didn't cheat, the Star is anti-mu biased, they are a national power in football, Pinkel isn't a dirtball, their academics aren't just average and the big teams of the SEC love sharing their money with small time teams like MU.

That place sounds great

[BEFR]

is that the board that's absolutely unreadable?

[Dugout DickStone]

is that the board that's absolutely unreadable?

It's worth it.  They learned bbs'ing from Nubb.

[PowercatPat]

It's like Christmas morning for the tards on Tigerboard now that they're officially in the SEC.

[sonofdaxjones]

They're absolutely desperate to see the Big 12 fail, any article that they think points to Big 12 pending doom is celebrated as absolutely reality.

[EMAWmeister]

that's rich....you do know that the nubs were the big 10's 3rd option right? Yall accepted Jr membership, AFTER we said "not no, but hell no" to Jr membership. Of course Notre Dame is number one on their wish list. Why anyone wants them is beyond me. They haven't been relevant in quite some time, and I don't see it changing anytime soon. Slive beats Delaney at everything, and it's not even close....you know, just like the SEC beats the big 10 in bowl games.

[Dugout DickStone]

Yeah, they like to pretend the Big 10 offered mu.

[sonofdaxjones]

Yeah, they like to pretend the Big 10 offered mu.

Its hilarious . . . then they try act like had the BiG asked they would've had to think about it for awhile.

[Big Sam]

If they get a lazy river I might kill myself.

too late. http://www.mizzourec.com/facilities/tiger_grotto/

"The Grotto features a zero-depth pool entry with a high-powered vortex, lazy river and waterfall. Our hot tub, sauna and steam room will help you loosen up after a hard workout."

Not the lazy river of my dreams.  More of a Czech porn club brought to you by Best Western with an automated sanitizer injection system feel to this one.

[Dugout DickStone]

That's just gross.

[MadCat]

Would hate to be the one responsible for maintaining/sanitizing that cesspool.

[sonofdaxjones]

That's just gross.

[WildcatNkilt]

I'm speechless...

There is a new song out called Southern Choice. It's about Mizzou Football and the move to the SEC. The song was written by MU Alum Travis Tamerius and is performed by Adam D. Tucker.

You can buy it now on iTunes for $.99 with all proceeds to help with the Joplin relief efforts.

Southern Choice Song Website

Direct iTunes Link

Here is the link:

http://southernchoicesong.com/

And here is the lyrics:

Brad Smith blazed it
Aldon Smith sacked it
Chase Daniel saved it
Weatherspoon smacked it
Chase Coffman leaped it
Tony Temple rushed it
Ziggy Hood stuffed it
Cowboy Smith crushed it

Smooth as the southern belles
Who stroll in dresses
on the Mississippi Grove
It’s hi y’all welcome here boys
Come on in now
sure glad to have you
Don’t let this black and gold
In the SEC conference throw ya
It’s Missouri making noise
With a southern choice.

Pinkel restored it
Maclin returned it
Willie Mo blitzed it
cheerleaders waltzed it
Blaine Gabbert passed it
Danario scored it
T-rucker trucked it
Tiger fans roared it.

Sweet as the grass is green
inside the helmet of a
Kansas quarterback
It’s hi y’all, welcome Georgia,
Hello ‘Bama, sure glad to know ya
Don’t let this black and gold
In the SEC conference fool ya
It’s the Tigers making noise
With a southern choice.

Goin’ to the Swamp,
And on to Tennessee
M-I-Z and Z-O-U
To Atlanta for LSU
I can taste the barbeque
Gold as the Golden Girls
Who shine and shimmer on
An autumn afternoon
It’s hi y’all, welcome Wildcats
hello Razorbacks
sure nice to meet ya
don’t let these Auburn fans
or the girls from Carolina fool ya,
we’re the Tigers making noise
with a southern choice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
southern choice
We got a southern choice
a southern choice
©Travis Tamerius

[WillieWatanabe]

Sweet as the grass is green
inside the helmet of a
Kansas quarterback

wat

[kstate16]

That was the worst rough ridin' thing I've ever read.

[slobber]

That was the worst rough ridin' thing I've ever read.

Listen to it. Then it will also be the worst rough ridin' thing you've ever listened to.

[Dugout DickStone]

LOL, what a bunch of hicks.

[Rage Against the McKee]

The confederate flag is hilarious, but I just hope K-State never goes to the SEC. Currie would do exactly the same thing and you guys know it. Just look at what he wore to the nut fry. When in Rome, Currie goes cowboy/racist, depending on where Rome is.

[Trim]

The confederate flag is hilarious, but I just hope K-State never goes to the SEC. Currie would do exactly the same thing and you guys know it. Just look at what he wore to the nut fry. When in Rome, Currie goes cowboy/racist, depending on where Rome is.

Currie = OPJohn? 

[Rage Against the McKee]

The confederate flag is hilarious, but I just hope K-State never goes to the SEC. Currie would do exactly the same thing and you guys know it. Just look at what he wore to the nut fry. When in Rome, Currie goes cowboy/racist, depending on where Rome is.

Currie = OPJohn? 

He just tries to play to the crowd. If his crowd is a bunch of racist hayseeds, he will show up in a cut off denim vest and a confederate flag doo rag.

[Dugout DickStone]

The confederate flag is hilarious, but I just hope K-State never goes to the SEC. Currie would do exactly the same thing and you guys know it. Just look at what he wore to the nut fry. When in Rome, Currie goes cowboy/racist, depending on where Rome is.

Currie = OPJohn? 

He just tries to play to the crowd. If his crowd is a bunch of racist hayseeds, he will show up in a cut off denim vest and a confederate flag doo rag.

I think Alden is going to make the marching band dress exactly like that for the UGA game.