Official Missouri Regrets leaving Big 12 but Tries Really Hard to Justify Thread

['taterblast]

what on earth

[EMAWican]

What is a "natural" rivalry?  I don't see a certified organic sticker anywhere on that logo. 

[TownieCat]

This explains why they didn't play each other the past two years 

[meow meow]

This explains why they didn't play each other the past two hundred years 

[meow meow]

would have been better if they just called it the Border War

[Skipper44]

irregardless of the name it should be sponsored by Walmart

[Gooch]

I kind of got the North-South rivalry with Kansas, but what do these guys make their "rivalry" about?  They were both on the losing side.

Maybe the winner gets to claim some of the overlapping white trash'y lakes as their own?

[WildcatNkilt]

I kind of got the North-South rivalry with Kansas, but what do these guys make their "rivalry" about?  They were both on the losing side.

Maybe the winner gets to claim some of the overlapping white trash'y lakes as their own?

I enjoy those lakes!   

[Tobias]

i wonder if their trophy is a NSFW hot tub

[sonofdaxjones]

Well, I may be eating the #45years meme because I'll be dawged if the SEC EAST isn't a complete cluster of ineptitude thus allowing MethU to have a shot.

[cfbandyman]

I kind of got the North-South rivalry with Kansas, but what do these guys make their "rivalry" about?  They were both on the losing side.

Maybe the winner gets to claim some of the overlapping white trash'y lakes as their own?

I think they should fight over the bootheel, since it was a taken from Arkansas and given to Missouri.

[michigancat]

i wonder if their trophy is a NSFW hot tub

[CNS]

Trophy ideas:
 - Roll of off brand chewing tobacco cans. Skoal Bowl???

 - Golden mullet

 - A used mobile home that used to be a church that used snakes in the sermon.  Paint it stars and bars'ey. 

 - 5th place SEC trophy.

[HerrSonntag]

maybe they could play for the Missouri bootheel, and the states actually have to transfer ownership of the land to the victor every year... imagine the excitement!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missouri_Bootheel

[CNS]

Game plan for MU: lose, cancel series, laugh asses off at ark.

[cfbandyman]

maybe they could play for the Missouri bootheel, and the states actually have to transfer ownership of the land to the victor every year... imagine the excitement!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missouri_Bootheel

I only said that two post prior LukeSonntag 

[HerrSonntag]

maybe they could play for the Missouri bootheel, and the states actually have to transfer ownership of the land to the victor every year... imagine the excitement!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missouri_Bootheel

I only said that two post prior LukeSonntag 

Great job!

[felix rex]

they should treat it like the red river rivalry but instead of the fairgrounds they should play it at silver dollar city. with a giant turkey leg trophy.

[sonofdaxjones]

they should treat it like the red river rivalry but instead of the fairgrounds they should play it at silver dollar city. with a giant turkey leg trophy.

Steam powered  "saw off" at halftime, side prize for best overalls and beard.

[WildcatNkilt]

they should treat it like the red river rivalry but instead of the fairgrounds they should play it at silver dollar city. with a giant turkey leg trophy.

Steam powered  "saw off" at halftime, side prize for best overalls and beard.

Glass blowing and metal working fan attractions prior to game. 

[Emo EMAW]

MVP exclaims after the game "I'm going to Fantastic Caverns!"

[BRULL]

Can you imagine how unpleasant smelling THAT stadium would be?

[wabash909]

I imagine it would smell a lot like cheap whiskey and mouths with missing teeth.

[SEK_EMAW]

MVP exclaims after the game "I'm going to Fantastic Caverns The Track Three!"

...'cause Wild Woody...

[BEFR]

and the last sec league victory for the Razorbacks was...?

nice rival choice methzou