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Re: Winos
« Reply #25 on: May 17, 2012, 07:39:42 PM »
just kidding.  i do think of bv as a late fall wine though.  but HEY WHAT THE eff DOES IT MATTER.


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Re: Winos
« Reply #26 on: May 17, 2012, 07:41:10 PM »
just kidding.  i do think of bv as a late fall wine though.  but HEY WHAT THE eff DOES IT MATTER.
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Re: Winos
« Reply #27 on: May 17, 2012, 09:19:25 PM »
Very sad, when I saw the thread title I thought it would be about


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That word definitely has different meaning depending on where you're from.

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Re: Winos
« Reply #28 on: May 17, 2012, 10:05:52 PM »
TrimGF originally thought Oeno was pronounced wine-o.

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Re: Winos
« Reply #29 on: May 18, 2012, 01:01:34 AM »
malbec is the most overrated grape in the world.  eff malbecs.
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Re: Winos
« Reply #30 on: May 18, 2012, 07:26:19 AM »
if she likes the godfather, get the francis ford coppola wine and she will be impressed.  does she like the godfather?  if not, what's a movie she does like?

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Re: Winos
« Reply #31 on: May 18, 2012, 09:19:42 AM »
Thanks to all that contributed. SD was right. She gussled it down, I made myself a few stiff drinks, and it was straight to bed. You guys do gods work around here.

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Re: Winos
« Reply #32 on: May 18, 2012, 09:45:55 AM »
Thanks to all that contributed. SD was right. She gussled it down, I made myself a few stiff drinks, and it was straight to bed. You guys do gods work around here.

Wash your face off, dumbass.

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Re: Winos
« Reply #33 on: May 18, 2012, 09:49:01 AM »
Thanks to all that contributed. SD was right. She gussled it down, I made myself a few stiff drinks, and it was straight to bed. You guys do gods work around here.

Wash your face off, dumbass.
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Re: Winos
« Reply #34 on: May 18, 2012, 01:35:59 PM »
^probably not the only reason you need to wash your face off.

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Re: Winos
« Reply #35 on: May 25, 2012, 10:34:29 AM »
I think I want to try drinking wine to see if it helps me be less of a violent drunk.  I generally don't drink it unless it's there and that's my only option.  I think I like red better than white.  Suggestions?

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Re: Winos
« Reply #36 on: May 25, 2012, 10:38:45 AM »
I think I want to try drinking wine to see if it helps me be less of a violent drunk.  I generally don't drink it unless it's there and that's my only option.  I think I like red better than white.  Suggestions?

Are you less violent when drunk on wine?  Sounds iffy to me.

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Re: Winos
« Reply #37 on: May 25, 2012, 10:44:55 AM »
I think I want to try drinking wine to see if it helps me be less of a violent drunk.  I generally don't drink it unless it's there and that's my only option.  I think I like red better than white.  Suggestions?

Are you less violent when drunk on wine?  Sounds iffy to me.

:dunno:  This will be an experiment. 

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Re: Winos
« Reply #38 on: May 25, 2012, 10:55:31 AM »
I think I want to try drinking wine to see if it helps me be less of a violent drunk.  I generally don't drink it unless it's there and that's my only option.  I think I like red better than white.  Suggestions?

Are you less violent when drunk on wine?  Sounds iffy to me.

:dunno:  This will be an experiment.

You seemed pretty angry when we went to that wine bar after the WVU game  :dunno:

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Re: Winos
« Reply #39 on: May 25, 2012, 11:06:31 AM »
I think I want to try drinking wine to see if it helps me be less of a violent drunk.  I generally don't drink it unless it's there and that's my only option.  I think I like red better than white.  Suggestions?

Are you less violent when drunk on wine?  Sounds iffy to me.

:dunno:  This will be an experiment.

You seemed pretty angry when we went to that wine bar after the WVU game  :dunno:

I think the experiment will be actually drinking wine as opposed to drinking as much liquor as I could convince IBA to give me before going to a wine bar.

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Re: Winos
« Reply #40 on: May 25, 2012, 11:11:16 AM »
I think I want to try drinking wine to see if it helps me be less of a violent drunk.  I generally don't drink it unless it's there and that's my only option.  I think I like red better than white.  Suggestions?

Knowing that we pretty much drink the same thing, you should start with white and something not dry.  Red is an acquired taste.  I don't think you will notice a demeanor change though.

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Re: Winos
« Reply #41 on: May 25, 2012, 11:15:52 AM »
Very sad, when I saw the thread title I thought it would be about


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That word definitely has different meaning depending on where you're from.

I've had some pretty bad experiences with Mad Dog & Night Train but who hasn't, you know? It's called bum wine for a reason, I guess.

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Re: Winos
« Reply #42 on: May 25, 2012, 11:17:51 AM »
I think I want to try drinking wine to see if it helps me be less of a violent drunk.  I generally don't drink it unless it's there and that's my only option.  I think I like red better than white.  Suggestions?

Knowing that we pretty much drink the same thing, you should start with white and something not dry.  Red is an acquired taste.  I don't think you will notice a demeanor change though.

So let's say I'm not banned from River City.  I could go there on a Sunday afternoon and order a glass of white wine or do I have to know more lingo than that?

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Re: Winos
« Reply #43 on: May 25, 2012, 11:20:31 AM »
I think I want to try drinking wine to see if it helps me be less of a violent drunk.  I generally don't drink it unless it's there and that's my only option.  I think I like red better than white.  Suggestions?

Knowing that we pretty much drink the same thing, you should start with white and something not dry.  Red is an acquired taste.  I don't think you will notice a demeanor change though.

So let's say I'm not banned from River City.  I could go there on a Sunday afternoon and order a glass of white wine or do I have to know more lingo than that?

imo, the spectrum of white wine is pretty extreme.  w/o more description you could get anything from something very dry and not sweet at all to something sickeningly sweet that tastes like syrup. 


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Re: Winos
« Reply #44 on: May 25, 2012, 11:22:51 AM »
I think I want to try drinking wine to see if it helps me be less of a violent drunk.  I generally don't drink it unless it's there and that's my only option.  I think I like red better than white.  Suggestions?

Knowing that we pretty much drink the same thing, you should start with white and something not dry.  Red is an acquired taste.  I don't think you will notice a demeanor change though.

So let's say I'm not banned from River City.  I could go there on a Sunday afternoon and order a glass of white wine or do I have to know more lingo than that?

imo, the spectrum of white wine is pretty extreme.  w/o more description you could get anything from something very dry and not sweet at all to something sickeningly sweet that tastes like syrup. 

JFC, I'll just take another 10 long islands.

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Re: Winos
« Reply #45 on: May 25, 2012, 11:27:13 AM »
just tell them you want them to pair a wine with what you are eating. and then act all snob when they bring it out and laugh in their face like ohhh this was your choice..

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« Reply #46 on: May 25, 2012, 11:28:49 AM »
just tell them you want them to pair a wine with what you are eating. and then act all snob when they bring it out and laugh in their face like ohhh this was your choice..

I forgot to order dinner.

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Re: Winos
« Reply #47 on: May 25, 2012, 11:31:17 AM »
Start with merlot. Order a merlot. They are all about the same. You drink all sorts of other alcohol, so I am guessing it will take you about 3 glasses to acquire a taste for merlot.

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Re: Winos
« Reply #48 on: May 25, 2012, 11:32:10 AM »
just tell them you want them to pair a wine with what you are eating. and then act all snob when they bring it out and laugh in their face like ohhh this was your choice..

I forgot to order dinner.
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Re: Winos
« Reply #49 on: May 25, 2012, 11:42:57 AM »
I think I want to try drinking wine to see if it helps me be less of a violent drunk.  I generally don't drink it unless it's there and that's my only option.  I think I like red better than white.  Suggestions?

Knowing that we pretty much drink the same thing, you should start with white and something not dry.  Red is an acquired taste.  I don't think you will notice a demeanor change though.

So let's say I'm not banned from River City.  I could go there on a Sunday afternoon and order a glass of white wine or do I have to know more lingo than that?

imo, the spectrum of white wine is pretty extreme.  w/o more description you could get anything from something very dry and not sweet at all to something sickeningly sweet that tastes like syrup. 

JFC, I'll just take another 10 long islands.

Prob the best way to proceed.