In my youth I resolved to be damn good at several things since there was always another jerk better at whatever. I prided myself on this. So you can run super fast,

for you, but can you draw this badass sorcerer god fighting 3 hydras, or play this bitchin drum solo at regionals or throw this nerf ball over that tree or hey look at my hands as they jauntily play this piano concerto number eff you. Then I read in the newspaper that there was this dude who could do everything I could, and way better. I immediately sought to destroy him but he was actually pretty ugly. [whew]