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Offline Lefty

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What are you best in World at?
« on: May 17, 2012, 12:10:46 PM »
I'm probably the best TV remote control user in the World. Several of my friends and people who I don't even know have told me I'm the best they've ever seen. Commercial breaks don't phase me because I have an uncanny ability to know when to switch channels.

What are you guys the best at?


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Re: What are you best in World at?
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2012, 12:15:11 PM »
mods rename, what you are 2nd best in the world at.

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Re: What are you best in World at?
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2012, 12:15:56 PM »
Probably best in the world at guitar and basketball.

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Re: What are you best in World at?
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2012, 12:21:31 PM »
message boarding.  recently got to the top after a long period as #2.  #fatty4ksu

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Re: What are you best in World at?
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2012, 12:25:09 PM »
It's hard to explain.  I'm really good at catching things that unexpectedly fall.  A little like Spider Man, except better.

For example, in my shower at home, there's a bar about 6 and a quarter feet high that I keep shampoo, body wash, etc on.  Because it's in the shower and it's a really slick surface, the stuff regularly falls.  I catch it every time though.  Once I caught it while I wasn't even looking at the bar.   Facing forward, put my arm behind me, and caught an object I couldn't have known was falling.



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Re: What are you best in World at?
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2012, 12:27:17 PM »
Free-Throws. Elks Free Throw National Finalist 3 years in a row.
Koppe is a giant idiot bad person for sure but he's nowhere close to as big of an idiot bad person as others.To my knowledge Koppe has never bought an adult trike or talked to a dog whisperer.

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Re: What are you best in World at?
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2012, 12:27:55 PM »
Free-Throws. Elks Free Throw National Finalist 3 years in a row.
Re-read the thread title.

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Re: What are you best in World at?
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2012, 12:30:40 PM »
Free-Throws. Elks Free Throw National Finalist 3 years in a row.
Re-read the thread title.

Yeah, I think with the time I've put in since I was 14 years old, I am now likely the best in the world. At Free Throws.

Koppe is a giant idiot bad person for sure but he's nowhere close to as big of an idiot bad person as others.To my knowledge Koppe has never bought an adult trike or talked to a dog whisperer.

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Re: What are you best in World at?
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2012, 12:31:50 PM »
Free-Throws. Elks Free Throw National Finalist 3 years in a row.

pretty sure you aren't the best in the world at that.

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Re: What are you best in World at?
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2012, 12:33:48 PM »
Free-Throws. Elks Free Throw National Finalist 3 years in a row.
Re-read the thread title.

Yeah, I think with the time I've put in since I was 14 years old, I am now likely the best in the world. At Free Throws.
Thanks for clarifying and congratulations!

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Re: What are you best in World at?
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2012, 01:23:00 PM »
Free-Throws. Elks Free Throw National Finalist 3 years in a row.
Re-read the thread title.

Yeah, I think with the time I've put in since I was 14 years old, I am now likely the best in the world. At Free Throws.
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Re: What are you best in World at?
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2012, 01:26:08 PM »
Making home made ice cream. Made some chocolate peanut butter (fresh ground honey roasted from Whole Foods) last week and I've never had anything better. Never. Everyone I forced to eat it agreed. Unanimous. Ice Cream Champion of the World

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Re: What are you best in World at?
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2012, 01:26:53 PM »
I would like to eat some of that abe

edit:  I could be best in the world at eating it as far as we know

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Re: What are you best in World at?
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2012, 01:28:56 PM »
second guessing the decisions of others.


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Re: What are you best in World at?
« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2012, 01:32:43 PM »
Correcting my friends on historical/geographic errors. I mean I'm sure there are alot more people in the world that know more about history than me, but are they correcting my friends when they incorrectly state that Egypt is on the persian gulf?

Nope, didnt think so.

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Re: What are you best in World at?
« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2012, 01:35:59 PM »
Meltdowns.
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Re: What are you best in World at?
« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2012, 01:36:49 PM »
I'm probably the best in the world at getting free stuff. I really know how to use my "resources".

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Re: What are you best in World at?
« Reply #17 on: May 17, 2012, 01:39:17 PM »
I'm probably the best in the world at getting free stuff. I really know how to use my "resources".
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Re: What are you best in World at?
« Reply #18 on: May 17, 2012, 02:34:18 PM »
eating papa johns pizza.

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Re: What are you best in World at?
« Reply #19 on: May 17, 2012, 03:02:04 PM »
Probs nothing.  You know how many people there are in the world!?  Damn, yo!

I'm pretty good at procrastinating & getting dates with hot women.
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Re: What are you best in World at?
« Reply #20 on: May 17, 2012, 03:09:53 PM »
I'm really good at falling asleep.  Usually takes me less than 5 mins.  I can sleep in cars, plains, chairs, floor etc. 

No, I don't have Narcolepsy. 
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Re: What are you best in World at?
« Reply #21 on: May 17, 2012, 03:32:53 PM »
I'm really good at falling asleep.  Usually takes me less than 5 mins.  I can sleep in cars, plains, chairs, floor etc. 

No, I don't have Narcolepsy.

I am legitimately jealous.
Koppe is a giant idiot bad person for sure but he's nowhere close to as big of an idiot bad person as others.To my knowledge Koppe has never bought an adult trike or talked to a dog whisperer.

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Re: What are you best in World at?
« Reply #22 on: May 17, 2012, 03:37:48 PM »
Eating pizza

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Re: What are you best in World at?
« Reply #23 on: May 17, 2012, 03:39:17 PM »
Eating pizza
This is the second time I've heard this. Please explain the craft of being the best at eating pizza. I'm intrigued.

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Re: What are you best in World at?
« Reply #24 on: May 17, 2012, 03:41:30 PM »
Estimating the amount of time til arrival on long drives.  8+ hour drives, I'm within 2 minutes. Everytime.