We paint tacky farm scenes on saws and people on vacation from Kansas actually buy them as art. Seriously. Most of my relatives in Kansas have them and a bunch of other awful stuff from Branson. The west side of Table Rock is called Wichita East. Also, Kansans are probably the biggest customers for fireworks; they come here to buy them. But we do make lots and lots of meth. Houses blowing up aren't uncommon. Anyway, I live in the Mark Twain Forest. There was a freakin bear in a tree here the other day.