Author Topic: Kc restaurant suggestions (Read 482045 times)

Mr Bread · « **Reply #1900 on:** May 07, 2015, 03:58:44 PM »

i hate restaurants. i don't want to go to some strange place and eat around a bunch of weirdos that i don't know and have to see and hear them eat. the last thing i want to do when i eat is be around strangers while they're eating. it makes me want to hurt them. not sure why.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #1901 on:** May 07, 2015, 03:59:45 PM »

i find human beings putting food in their fat ugly faces to be offensive for some reason. like not in every single instance, but a clear majority.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #1902 on:** May 07, 2015, 04:03:46 PM »

i mean you wouldn't know it if you went out to eat with me. you'd find me charming and think i was just a fabulous dinner companion, but really the whole time chances are i'm fantasizing about punching your teeth down your throat as you chew salad.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #1903 on:** May 07, 2015, 04:04:06 PM »

people are pretty weird i guess.

Spracne · « **Reply #1904 on:** May 07, 2015, 04:04:35 PM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on May 07, 2015, 03:59:45 PM

i find human beings putting food in their fat ugly faces to be offensive for some reason. like not in every single instance, but a clear majority.

It is extremely vulgar. I dislike eating around people whom I don't know very well. I know it's all very natural, but nature is what we were put on this Earth to rise above.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1905 on:** May 07, 2015, 04:09:22 PM »

What a bunch of weirdos mucking up this thread. We're all sorry for your social anxiety, but please pass that bbq sauce.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #1906 on:** May 07, 2015, 04:10:33 PM »

yes, like if they just decided to go ahead and take a crap at the next table over. getting a rough ridin' room you savage.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #1907 on:** May 07, 2015, 04:17:29 PM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on May 07, 2015, 04:09:22 PM

What a bunch of weirdos mucking up this thread. We're all sorry for your social anxiety, but please pass that bbq sauce.

being disgusted by other humans doesn't make me feel anxious. aggression, not anxiety.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1908 on:** May 07, 2015, 04:47:33 PM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on May 07, 2015, 04:17:29 PM

Quote from: WackyCat08 on May 07, 2015, 04:09:22 PM
What a bunch of weirdos mucking up this thread. We're all sorry for your social anxiety, but please pass that bbq sauce.

being disgusted by other humans doesn't make me feel anxious. aggression, not anxiety.

waks · « **Reply #1909 on:** May 07, 2015, 05:13:07 PM »

Mr. Bread, Spracne and AppleJack must be the type of weirdos that eat on the couch so they can have their dumb faces glued to the tv 24/7

Spracne · « **Reply #1910 on:** May 07, 2015, 07:00:47 PM »

Quite the indictment, waks. How dare you...

To clarify, I'm not generally bothered by eating at restaurants a la Bread. I do think that there is something inherently vulgar about eating, though, and I become acutely aware of the contrast when dining in certain formal settings. It's why man invented table manners.

puniraptor · « **Reply #1911 on:** May 07, 2015, 07:13:22 PM »

God gave man dominion over food. I express this birthright through intense gnashing at home and abroad.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1912 on:** May 07, 2015, 07:52:59 PM »

other people making food for me trumps anything vulgar about other people eating

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1913 on:** May 07, 2015, 08:01:34 PM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on May 07, 2015, 07:52:59 PM

other people making food for me trumps anything vulgar about other people eating

To be fair, I bet restaurants hate it when you show up. "eff, there's that guy that likes to make every order like a math equation. You take this table. It's your turn."

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1914 on:** May 07, 2015, 08:12:37 PM »

my orders are extremely simple, wackycat08

Spracne · « **Reply #1915 on:** May 07, 2015, 08:27:33 PM »

There are, however, notable exceptions. For example, Puni's eating is less vulgar at a restaurant than in the confines of his cubicle or what I can only assume is a roach-infested tenement.

mocat · « **Reply #1916 on:** May 07, 2015, 08:32:36 PM »

I love eating in restaurants. Do I have a disease?

Phil Titola · « **Reply #1917 on:** May 07, 2015, 08:40:00 PM »

Quote from: mocat on May 07, 2015, 08:32:36 PM

I love eating in restaurants. Do I have a disease?

You're a normie....weird ones sit at a restaurant and watch others shovel food in their mouths.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1918 on:** May 07, 2015, 08:43:38 PM »

Most ppl work all week so they can go experience the wonderful world of wining and dining with their friends/significant others at elite gourmet spots. If this is wrong, than I don't want to be right.

gE_Temp · « **Reply #1919 on:** May 07, 2015, 08:44:15 PM »

I enjoy going out to eat with my parents, they always buy!

Spracne · « **Reply #1920 on:** May 07, 2015, 08:50:27 PM »

Wacky enjoys an exquisite meal at one of kc's hottest new cuisine gastronomique

Spracne · « **Reply #1921 on:** May 07, 2015, 08:53:57 PM »

After enjoying an aperitif, waks prepares to sample the elegant ahi tartare presented to the table

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1922 on:** May 07, 2015, 08:58:10 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on May 07, 2015, 08:50:27 PM

Wacky enjoys an exquisite meal at one of kc's hottest new cuisine gastronomique

to be fair, at a really nice wedding in San Fran, I got made fun of for picking up a tbone and I tried to cut off the extra meat off the bone like a chainsaw. Ppl were mortified out there from the performance. To my offense, I got really sick out there from all the seafood mercury and I was starving. I sat through an hour and a half wedding too.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1923 on:** May 07, 2015, 09:01:11 PM »

Tobias · « **Reply #1924 on:** May 07, 2015, 09:04:14 PM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on May 07, 2015, 08:58:10 PM

to be fair, at a really nice wedding in San Fran, I got made fun of for picking up a tbone and I tried to cut off the extra meat off the bone like a chainsaw. Ppl were mortified out there from the performance. To my offense, I got really sick out there from all the seafood mercury and I was starving. I sat through an hour and a half wedding too.

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