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Offline Fuktard

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Re: Keep your ears to the ground on Bill Self fellas
« Reply #150 on: May 01, 2012, 11:10:51 AM »
Did i mention that the sow also had lupus, aids, Parkinsons, non-Hodgkins lymphoma, sickle cell anemia, anal warts, an ingrown nail, breast cancer, multiple personality disorder, gonorrhea, syphillis, Hodgkins lymphoma (circling back now), trichinosis and macular degeneration?

Come at me now bitches.

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« Reply #151 on: May 01, 2012, 11:29:17 AM »
Don't be joking 'bout gonorrhea.  :nono:


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Re: Keep your ears to the ground on Bill Self fellas
« Reply #152 on: May 01, 2012, 01:29:13 PM »
Acne is not harmless. It can lead to you getting laid loads less.  Which, arguably, is worse than MS.  Common knowledge.
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Re: Re: Keep your ears to the ground on Bill Self fellas
« Reply #153 on: May 01, 2012, 01:47:29 PM »
Quote from: Pete on May 01, 2012, 01:29:13 PM
Acne is not harmless. It can lead to you getting laid loads less.  Which, arguably, is worse than MS.  Common knowledge.
No way mentioning your acne problem in conversation with a filly helps you get laid

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Re: Keep your ears to the ground on Bill Self fellas
« Reply #154 on: May 01, 2012, 02:17:46 PM »
Acne could hypothetically be a bigger bullyong point in high school. I highly doubt that anyone on the debate team would've made jokes at your expense due to your illness yet having an uncontollable acne problem is and always has been fair game.
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Re: Keep your ears to the ground on Bill Self fellas
« Reply #155 on: May 01, 2012, 02:22:22 PM »
Quote from: Pete on May 01, 2012, 01:29:13 PM
Acne is not harmless. It can lead to you getting laid loads less.  Which, arguably, is worse than MS.  Common knowledge.

It can be much worse than just not getting laid.  I knew a guy that had acne and got killed in a car accident.  One day the kid had no acne and was fine, as a teen he started getting bad acne, 6 years later, dead in a horrific car accident....coincidence?  I don't think so.
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Re: Keep your ears to the ground on Bill Self fellas
« Reply #156 on: May 01, 2012, 03:58:42 PM »
Quote from: Fuktard on May 01, 2012, 02:22:22 PM
Quote from: Pete on May 01, 2012, 01:29:13 PM
Acne is not harmless. It can lead to you getting laid loads less.  Which, arguably, is worse than MS.  Common knowledge.

It can be much worse than just not getting laid.  I knew a guy that had acne and got killed in a car accident.  One day the kid had no acne and was fine, as a teen he started getting bad acne, 6 years later, dead in a horrific car accident....coincidence?  I don't think so.

JFC.  T&P to anyone with zits.
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Re: Keep your ears to the ground on Bill Self fellas
« Reply #157 on: May 01, 2012, 04:10:41 PM »
Quote from: Limestone on May 01, 2012, 03:58:42 PM
Quote from: Fuktard on May 01, 2012, 02:22:22 PM
Quote from: Pete on May 01, 2012, 01:29:13 PM
Acne is not harmless. It can lead to you getting laid loads less.  Which, arguably, is worse than MS.  Common knowledge.

It can be much worse than just not getting laid.  I knew a guy that had acne and got killed in a car accident.  One day the kid had no acne and was fine, as a teen he started getting bad acne, 6 years later, dead in a horrific car accident....coincidence?  I don't think so.

JFC.  T&P to anyone with zits.

I have a couple on my back!  I hope that's not a bad sign!  :ohno:
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« Reply #158 on: May 02, 2012, 06:50:16 AM »
Did you know you can get Aids through zit to zit contact?


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Re: Keep your ears to the ground on Bill Self fellas
« Reply #159 on: May 02, 2012, 05:59:39 PM »
Quote from: HeinBallz on May 02, 2012, 06:50:16 AM
Did you know you can get Aids through zit to zit contact?


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What about zit to mouth? Safe :pray:
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Re: Keep your ears to the ground on Bill Self fellas
« Reply #160 on: May 03, 2012, 01:01:55 PM »
Quote from: dobber on May 02, 2012, 05:59:39 PM
Quote from: HeinBallz on May 02, 2012, 06:50:16 AM
Did you know you can get Aids through zit to zit contact?


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What about zit to mouth? Safe :pray:

That wasn't folliculitis or molluscum contagiosum... Ts and Ps.
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Re: Keep your ears to the ground on Bill Self fellas
« Reply #161 on: May 03, 2012, 07:44:50 PM »
ksu fans have officially thrown in the towel.  your program is in the toilet.  just accept it.
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Re: Keep your ears to the ground on Bill Self fellas
« Reply #162 on: May 03, 2012, 08:08:30 PM »
Quote from: Louises West on May 03, 2012, 07:44:50 PM
ksu fans have officially thrown in the towel.  your program is in the toilet.  just accept it.
Football school at long last.

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Re: Keep your ears to the ground on Bill Self fellas
« Reply #163 on: May 03, 2012, 08:25:45 PM »
do you guys think the board of regents got together w/ the athletic directors at kstate and ku and the chancellor and president and stuff and were like "here's how it's gonna go. ku you are going to be the bball school and kstate you are going to be the fball school. mangino is too good so please fire him and if this martin stuff pans out then kstate you'll need to get rid of him as well. good? good. now let's go get some coyote canyon."
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Re: Keep your ears to the ground on Bill Self fellas
« Reply #164 on: May 03, 2012, 08:32:13 PM »
Quote from: rick daris on May 03, 2012, 08:25:45 PM
do you guys think the board of regents got together w/ the athletic directors at kstate and ku and the chancellor and president and stuff and were like "here's how it's gonna go. ku you are going to be the bball school and kstate you are going to be the fball school. mangino is too good so please fire him and if this martin stuff pans out then kstate you'll need to get rid of him as well. good? good. now let's go get some coyote canyon."

That was my thought before KU got Dayne Crist. Now I seriously doubt it.
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Re: Keep your ears to the ground on Bill Self fellas
« Reply #165 on: January 09, 2013, 11:51:02 PM »
So, didn't realize this thread was real until tonight. Heard about what happened to ol' Billy Self in the off season from some Lawrence faithfuls. Pretty bizarre.
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Re: Keep your ears to the ground on Bill Self fellas
« Reply #166 on: January 09, 2013, 11:56:34 PM »
Quote from: Jakesie60 on January 09, 2013, 11:51:02 PM
So, didn't realize this thread was real until tonight. Heard about what happened to ol' Billy Self in the off season from some Lawrence faithfuls. Pretty bizarre.

It really is. Bill Self is a monster.
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Re: Keep your ears to the ground on Bill Self fellas
« Reply #167 on: January 10, 2013, 12:18:49 AM »
DNR most of this last update but zit to mouth has to be the worst thing Ive ever heard of.  By far.
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Re: Keep your ears to the ground on Bill Self fellas
« Reply #168 on: January 10, 2013, 09:45:44 AM »
[redacted] this thread is great.  Rereading threads like this that get bumped is a true joy. I mean, my goodness Spracne.
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Re: Keep your ears to the ground on Bill Self fellas
« Reply #169 on: January 10, 2013, 10:04:34 AM »
Word is, said issue came up again just before tip-off last night, which is why the game was so close
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Re: Keep your ears to the ground on Bill Self fellas
« Reply #170 on: February 28, 2015, 12:55:55 AM »
Quote from: Louises West on May 03, 2012, 07:44:50 PM
ksu fans have officially thrown in the towel.  your program is in the toilet.  just accept it.

it's awful, LW :frown:
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Re: Keep your ears to the ground on Bill Self fellas
« Reply #171 on: March 18, 2017, 05:09:02 PM »
OSU  :surprised:
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Re: Keep your ears to the ground on Bill Self fellas
« Reply #172 on: March 18, 2017, 05:15:36 PM »
Rumors that the Cows are going to throw a guaranteed decade-long contract at Seff pushing $60 million dollars before incentives.





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Re: Keep your ears to the ground on Bill Self fellas
« Reply #173 on: March 18, 2017, 05:17:05 PM »
The dishonest KSU Star is finally going to get their wish and drive Coach Self out of Kansas. 
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Re: Keep your ears to the ground on Bill Self fellas
« Reply #174 on: March 18, 2017, 05:18:43 PM »
Quote from: ednksu on March 18, 2017, 05:17:05 PM
The dishonest KSU Star is finally going to get their wish and drive Coach Self out of Kansas.

#MCGA
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