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Offline WillieWatanabe

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Re: I am now an adult
« Reply #25 on: April 26, 2012, 09:41:17 PM »
Quote from: CNS Casey on April 26, 2012, 09:40:15 PM
Man.  How old are you guys?

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adults. obviously.
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Re: I am now an adult
« Reply #26 on: April 26, 2012, 09:45:35 PM »
If NFM is giving 0% why not?
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Re: I am now an adult
« Reply #27 on: April 26, 2012, 09:57:40 PM »
Quote from: CNS Casey on April 26, 2012, 09:40:15 PM
Man.  How old are you guys?

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the first month i lurked this board, i was under the assumption that everyone here was younger than me.

as time has gone on though, it has become clear this board is infested with silver foxes.
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Re: I am now an adult
« Reply #28 on: April 26, 2012, 10:14:50 PM »
Quote from: Limestone on April 26, 2012, 09:45:35 PM
If NFM is giving 0% why not?

WHY NOT
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Re: I am now an adult
« Reply #29 on: April 27, 2012, 01:56:04 AM »
Quote from: seven on April 26, 2012, 08:46:54 PM
Quote from: Bloodfart on April 26, 2012, 08:44:26 PM
I used to crap 3x a day.  I now only have the urge in the morning and after lunch.  What is happening to me?   :confused:  Are the poops building up inside me?  Should I be scared?   :ohno:
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I get tired at 8:30.
Is this new? Lifestyle changes; new baby, jet lag, daily routine, evening activities that may contribute to a change in your Circadian Rhythm.
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Quote from: Pete on April 26, 2012, 07:51:23 PM
Oh, and your prostate.  How is it?  Scale of 1-10, 10 being a golden prostate with artificial intelligence.

Yeah, you don't get to call yourself a man until you're standing at the toilet, waiting waiting waiting waiting for the pee to come out.

You need to probably lower your cholesterol / work out / drink more water or something.   Healthy men have no trouble peeing.
If only.

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Re: I am now an adult
« Reply #30 on: April 27, 2012, 05:59:12 AM »
I get annoyed when I see college people wearing those ugly black nike socks with tennis shoes, cause it was all about the no shows in my prime. 
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Re: I am now an adult
« Reply #31 on: April 27, 2012, 08:18:41 AM »
Kat Kid?  More like Kat Grandpa, I mean jeez.   :lol:
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Re: Re: I am now an adult
« Reply #32 on: April 27, 2012, 08:46:20 AM »
Quote from: Kat Kid on April 26, 2012, 07:41:26 PM
I have a heating pad on my back, I'm laying down on a couch I bought new and did not finance and I just read the Manhattan Mercury.  Who have I become?

Print or online version?
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Re: I am now an adult
« Reply #33 on: April 27, 2012, 09:13:40 AM »
I was thinking about this the other day.  May as well have kids or something at this point.  We had a good run KK. 
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Re: I am now an adult
« Reply #34 on: April 27, 2012, 09:31:25 AM »
I was one of the 10 oldest people at the Cannibal Corpse concert last week ... but the only one that took a dump during sound check.  Too many Schlitz Tall Boys I guess.
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Re: I am now an adult
« Reply #35 on: April 27, 2012, 09:35:57 AM »
Quote from: I_have_purplewood on April 26, 2012, 09:33:11 PM
I had a long hair that I had to pluck from my ear.  My rough ridin' ear!!

Yeah....I have ear hair. I just noticed it for the first time a few months ago. They were pretty long.

In addition, I'm a fan of the lines on my face. I've lived a life and my face shows it. :D
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Re: I am now an adult
« Reply #36 on: April 27, 2012, 09:48:25 AM »
I've been catching myself complaining about teenagers lately.  :facepalm:
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Re: I am now an adult
« Reply #37 on: April 27, 2012, 09:49:09 AM »
Quote from: AbeFroman on April 27, 2012, 09:48:25 AM
I've been catching myself complaining about teenagers lately.  :facepalm:

that is pretty awful
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Re: I am now an adult
« Reply #38 on: April 27, 2012, 09:52:08 AM »
It's that damn Skrillex and his influence on our youth :shakesfist:
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Re: I am now an adult
« Reply #39 on: April 27, 2012, 09:53:50 AM »
Quote from: Sundance_Kid on April 27, 2012, 09:35:57 AM
Quote from: I_have_purplewood on April 26, 2012, 09:33:11 PM
I had a long hair that I had to pluck from my ear.  My rough ridin' ear!!



In addition, I'm a fan of the lines on my face. I've lived a life and my face shows it. :D

Yeah, I have started Clooneying with a little lines and salted grey.
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Re: I am now an adult
« Reply #40 on: April 27, 2012, 09:54:41 AM »
Quote from: CNS Casey on April 27, 2012, 09:53:50 AM
Quote from: Sundance_Kid on April 27, 2012, 09:35:57 AM
Quote from: I_have_purplewood on April 26, 2012, 09:33:11 PM
I had a long hair that I had to pluck from my ear.  My rough ridin' ear!!



In addition, I'm a fan of the lines on my face. I've lived a life and my face shows it. :D

Yeah, I have started Clooneying with a little lines and salted grey.

it's only called clooneying, when clooney does it. otherwise you're just getting old.
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Re: I am now an adult
« Reply #41 on: April 27, 2012, 09:57:52 AM »
Distinguished as crap.  wife loves it.
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Re: I am now an adult
« Reply #42 on: April 27, 2012, 09:58:46 AM »
sure thing, old balls
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Re: I am now an adult
« Reply #43 on: April 27, 2012, 09:59:51 AM »
Guys, Clams is mean today.

watch your step.
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Re: I am now an adult
« Reply #44 on: April 27, 2012, 10:15:54 AM »
Quote from: CNS Casey on April 27, 2012, 09:59:51 AM
Guys, Clams is mean today.

watch your step.


You know who is mean?  Cranky old guys, that's who.
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Re: I am now an adult
« Reply #45 on: April 27, 2012, 10:38:22 AM »
I am getting my learner's permit today :excited:
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Re: I am now an adult
« Reply #46 on: April 27, 2012, 10:48:16 AM »
I'm excited about two major things this summer:

1)  Building a new fence for my backyard
2)  Painting my house

My hangovers last for two days.
I love working in my yard.
I haven't turned on my Xbox in 2 months.
Baby fever comes and goes.

Am I getting old?
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Re: I am now an adult
« Reply #47 on: April 27, 2012, 10:54:22 AM »
Quote from: steve dave on April 27, 2012, 09:49:09 AM
Quote from: AbeFroman on April 27, 2012, 09:48:25 AM
I've been catching myself complaining about teenagers lately.  :facepalm:

that is pretty awful

Depends on the context of the complaining.  Are you complaining about teenagers only or do you complain about everyone?  It's worse when you complain about everyone and realize you are starting to turn into your crumudgeon father. 
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Re: I am now an adult
« Reply #48 on: April 27, 2012, 10:55:58 AM »
Quote from: AbeFroman on April 27, 2012, 09:52:08 AM
It's that damn Skrillex and his influence on our youth :shakesfist:
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Re: I am now an adult
« Reply #49 on: April 27, 2012, 11:24:12 AM »
Don't forget to drink your ensure, kk.
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