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Offline Kat Kid

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I am now an adult
« on: April 26, 2012, 07:36:15 PM »
my back hurts and my mother in law is coming to town to stay at our house.  I am an episode of freaking King of Queens.


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Re: I am now an adult
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2012, 07:39:20 PM »
I keep catching myself listening to the oldies station. Not even classic rock, just straight up oldies.
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Re: I am now an adult
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2012, 07:41:26 PM »
I have a heating pad on my back, I'm laying down on a couch I bought new and did not finance and I just read the Manhattan Mercury.  Who have I become?

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« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2012, 07:44:43 PM »
My neighbor is watching Armageddon at full volume and I'm UNhappy about it.
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Re: I am now an adult
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2012, 07:50:27 PM »
How is your pee'ing?  Flow problems?  Getting up at night?  What about boners?  Do you get them?   :ohno:

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Re: I am now an adult
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2012, 07:51:23 PM »
Oh, and your prostate.  How is it?  Scale of 1-10, 10 being a golden prostate with artificial intelligence.

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« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2012, 08:11:26 PM »
Oh, and your prostate.  How is it?  Scale of 1-10, 10 being a golden prostate with artificial intelligence.

Yeah, you don't get to call yourself a man until you're standing at the toilet, waiting waiting waiting waiting for the pee to come out.

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Re: I am now an adult
« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2012, 08:16:08 PM »
i can't sit criss cross applesauce anymore without my knees hurting.


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Re: I am now an adult
« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2012, 08:24:14 PM »
I don't go to Porter's 50 cent taco night anymore.


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Re: I am now an adult
« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2012, 08:37:45 PM »
I really felt I was old when guys I knew talked about a girl being Hot and all I could think was, eww...   my daughter's going to be that age before too long.
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« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2012, 08:44:26 PM »
I used to crap 3x a day.  I now only have the urge in the morning and after lunch.  What is happening to me?   :confused:  Are the poops building up inside me?  Should I be scared?   :ohno:

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« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2012, 08:46:54 PM »
I used to crap 3x a day.  I now only have the urge in the morning and after lunch.  What is happening to me?   :confused:  Are the poops building up inside me?  Should I be scared?   :ohno:

i used to poop once a day max, now i poop 2-3 times a day.  what is happening to me?   :frown:
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« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2012, 08:55:53 PM »
Oh, and your prostate.  How is it?  Scale of 1-10, 10 being a golden prostate with artificial intelligence.

Yeah, you don't get to call yourself a man until you're standing at the toilet, waiting waiting waiting waiting for the pee to come out.

You need to probably lower your cholesterol / work out / drink more water or something.   Healthy men have no trouble peeing.
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Re: I am now an adult
« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2012, 08:58:50 PM »
I get tired at 8:30.

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Re: I am now an adult
« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2012, 09:05:26 PM »
I hate waiting past 10am to mow the lawn.
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Re: I am now an adult
« Reply #15 on: April 26, 2012, 09:20:46 PM »
I have a heating pad on my back, I'm laying down on a couch I bought new and did not finance and I just read the Manhattan Mercury.  Who have I become?



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« Reply #16 on: April 26, 2012, 09:22:36 PM »
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Re: I am now an adult
« Reply #17 on: April 26, 2012, 09:26:51 PM »
Today a guy thought I was 35.

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Re: I am now an adult
« Reply #18 on: April 26, 2012, 09:29:15 PM »
except 'shop in a 360 controller, tbl!  :drool:

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Re: I am now an adult
« Reply #19 on: April 26, 2012, 09:32:52 PM »
Oh, and your prostate.  How is it?  Scale of 1-10, 10 being a golden prostate with artificial intelligence.

Yeah, you don't get to call yourself a man until you're standing at the toilet, waiting waiting waiting waiting for the pee to come out.

Wait until you get kidney stones to complicate the problem more (this is what you get to look forward to TW)
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« Reply #20 on: April 26, 2012, 09:33:11 PM »
I had a long hair that I had to pluck from my ear.  My rough ridin' ear!!
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« Reply #21 on: April 26, 2012, 09:34:01 PM »
Today a guy thought I was 35.

My birthday was the other day.  I had to do the math in my head to figure out how old I was turning. 
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Re: I am now an adult
« Reply #22 on: April 26, 2012, 09:35:15 PM »
Wait to you have to wait several hours, and a nap, between romps in sack 

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Re: I am now an adult
« Reply #23 on: April 26, 2012, 09:37:29 PM »
i made a grunting noise when i sat down on the couch today.
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Re: I am now an adult
« Reply #24 on: April 26, 2012, 09:40:15 PM »
Man.  How old are you guys?

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