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Re: Assistant Coach Rumor Thread
« Reply #500 on: April 25, 2012, 09:09:52 AM »
Oh, man, I bet people called him Candy Korn when he was younger.

People don't talk that sh@t now though, since he landed that hot piece of Mrs. Korn.  That's a rough ridin' handsome woman.

Why would that keep people from talking crap, though? Is her name Candy or something? I can see how that would get confusing.

Respect.  People are all like "Candy Korn!" and he's all "Oh yeah, well look at my wife. She's attractive." and then people are like "Served." or "Nice." or maybe "Word."  It's complicated. 
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Re: Assistant Coach Rumor Thread
« Reply #501 on: April 25, 2012, 09:14:47 AM »
Oh, man, I bet people called him Candy Korn when he was younger.

People don't talk that sh@t now though, since he landed that hot piece of Mrs. Korn.  That's a rough ridin' handsome woman.

Why would that keep people from talking crap, though? Is her name Candy or something? I can see how that would get confusing.

Respect.  People are all like "Candy Korn!" and he's all "Oh yeah, well look at my wife. She's attractive." and then people are like "Served." or "Nice." or maybe "Word."  It's complicated.

Speaking of complicated, any word on hiring assistant coaches?  How did the ABIII interview go?  Has it been confirmed that Korn is the Video intern?   :dunno:
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Re: Assistant Coach Rumor Thread
« Reply #502 on: April 25, 2012, 09:37:17 AM »
it doesn't matter how he does it = frank

it doesn't matter because he's not frank = weber


the butthurts are so lost right now.


me disliking oscar weber and the hiring of him has zero to do with frank. if travis ford would've left to take the south carolina job instead of frank and oklahoma state would've hired weber, i would've thought it was a trash hire just as much and it wouldn't have been because i was blinded by travis ford love and my liking of frank didn't cause oscar weber to finish ten games under .500 in conference over the past five years.



u mad bro?

not mad. kind of annoying that i have to keep correcting your factually incorrect statements though. time will tell in the end and i guess we'll see if oscar weber can actually win a conference title at kstate like you think he can. i don't think he can but you do so i guess we'll just have to wait and see is what i'm saying.

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Re: Assistant Coach Rumor Thread
« Reply #503 on: April 25, 2012, 09:48:15 AM »
it doesn't matter how he does it = frank

it doesn't matter because he's not frank = weber


the butthurts are so lost right now.

If you think it is reasonable to expect Weber's results to even be in the vicinity of Frank's time here after 5 years, you are blindly optimistic.  What leads you to believe that is going to happen?  A discussion of whether or not Weber is going to contend for a Big 12 title and the definition of "contend" is rough ridin' absurd.  The discussion should be whether Weber will be finishing in the top HALF of the conference in years 3+.  You guys are like some eff buying a lottery ticket and then sitting in the office all week talking about the merits of living in the Caribbean vs. the South Pacific.  You should be worried about the fact that your wife is rough ridin' the UPS man and they are about to clean out your accounts, burn down your house, and disappear.  eff.
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Re: Assistant Coach Rumor Thread
« Reply #504 on: April 25, 2012, 09:51:54 AM »
Frank had some bad losses yes, but we've always lost those types of games in the past, mostly because we sucked. The good wins were a real bonus.
Also, I didn't mind the bad losses because the team was usually playing well come the tournament, so I gave frank the benefit of the doubt.

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Re: Assistant Coach Rumor Thread
« Reply #505 on: April 25, 2012, 09:54:37 AM »
the people who are butthurt about other people being butthurt about oscar weber being our coach need to quit bringing up frank martin.  WGAF about Frank Martin.

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Re: Assistant Coach Rumor Thread
« Reply #506 on: April 25, 2012, 09:55:03 AM »
I think AB III and Shingler would make me content.  Not really happy, but not angry.

(Getting back to the point of this thread.)

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Re: Assistant Coach Rumor Thread
« Reply #507 on: April 25, 2012, 09:57:02 AM »

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Re: Assistant Coach Rumor Thread
« Reply #508 on: April 25, 2012, 09:57:13 AM »
Also, although I do not believe the glass to be half full, I too hope we win, belvis

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Re: Assistant Coach Rumor Thread
« Reply #509 on: April 25, 2012, 10:01:41 AM »
Shingler

LOL

I mean, do you know what he was doing before KSU, why he was brought into KSU, what he did after he left KSU and what he did after that?  I mean, maybe John Currie has no rough ridin' clue and he would agree to bring him in but I'm guessing he knows. 

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Re: Assistant Coach Rumor Thread
« Reply #510 on: April 25, 2012, 10:04:40 AM »
it doesn't matter how he does it = frank

it doesn't matter because he's not frank = weber


the butthurts are so lost right now.


me disliking oscar weber and the hiring of him has zero to do with frank. if travis ford would've left to take the south carolina job instead of frank and oklahoma state would've hired weber, i would've thought it was a trash hire just as much and it wouldn't have been because i was blinded by travis ford love and my liking of frank didn't cause oscar weber to finish ten games under .500 in conference over the past five years.



u mad bro?

can't speak for Rick but yeah i'm MAD

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Re: Assistant Coach Rumor Thread
« Reply #511 on: April 25, 2012, 10:07:05 AM »
Shingler

LOL

I mean, do you know what he was doing before KSU, why he was brought into KSU, what he did after he left KSU and what he did after that?  I mean, maybe John Currie has no rough ridin' clue and he would agree to bring him in but I'm guessing he knows.

I'm speaking in hypotheticals, and his name has been thrown out there.

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Re: Assistant Coach Rumor Thread
« Reply #512 on: April 25, 2012, 10:09:29 AM »
it doesn't matter how he does it = frank

it doesn't matter because he's not frank = weber


the butthurts are so lost right now.

If you think it is reasonable to expect Weber's results to even be in the vicinity of Frank's time here after 5 years, you are blindly optimistic.  What leads you to believe that is going to happen?  A discussion of whether or not Weber is going to contend for a Big 12 title and the definition of "contend" is rough ridin' absurd.  The discussion should be whether Weber will be finishing in the top HALF of the conference in years 3+.  You guys are like some eff buying a lottery ticket and then sitting in the office all week talking about the merits of living in the Caribbean vs. the South Pacific.  You should be worried about the fact that your wife is rough ridin' the UPS man and they are about to clean out your accounts, burn down your house, and disappear.  eff.

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Re: Assistant Coach Rumor Thread
« Reply #513 on: April 25, 2012, 10:10:40 AM »
Shingler

LOL

I mean, do you know what he was doing before KSU, why he was brought into KSU, what he did after he left KSU and what he did after that?  I mean, maybe John Currie has no rough ridin' clue and he would agree to bring him in but I'm guessing he knows.

I'm speaking in hypotheticals, and his name has been thrown out there.

Some people throw names, others throw batteries.

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Re: Assistant Coach Rumor Thread
« Reply #514 on: April 25, 2012, 10:12:01 AM »
I think AB III and Shingler would make me content.  Not really happy, but not angry.

(Getting back to the point of this thread.)

I think I'm done lowering the bar for oscar at this point.  Contentment on this staff for me went out the window after he airballed on both Howard and Forrest to effing SMU and LSU.




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Re: Assistant Coach Rumor Thread
« Reply #515 on: April 25, 2012, 10:17:04 AM »
Shingler

LOL

I mean, do you know what he was doing before KSU, why he was brought into KSU, what he did after he left KSU and what he did after that?  I mean, maybe John Currie has no rough ridin' clue and he would agree to bring him in but I'm guessing he knows.

I'm speaking in hypotheticals, and his name has been thrown out there.

He threw his own name out there. 

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Re: Assistant Coach Rumor Thread
« Reply #516 on: April 25, 2012, 10:18:47 AM »
Shingler

LOL

I mean, do you know what he was doing before KSU, why he was brought into KSU, what he did after he left KSU and what he did after that?  I mean, maybe John Currie has no rough ridin' clue and he would agree to bring him in but I'm guessing he knows.

I'm speaking in hypotheticals, and his name has been thrown out there.

He threw his own name out there.

I didn't catch that.

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Re: Assistant Coach Rumor Thread
« Reply #517 on: April 25, 2012, 10:19:27 AM »
Anybody on Greenburg's staff worth looking at?

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« Reply #518 on: April 25, 2012, 10:21:46 AM »
Anybody on Greenburg's staff worth looking at?

Anybody with high major experience that hasn't been fired worth looking at?

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Re: Assistant Coach Rumor Thread
« Reply #519 on: April 25, 2012, 10:23:37 AM »

time will tell in the end and i guess we'll see if oscar weber can actually win a conference title at kstate like you think he can. i don't think he can but you do so i guess we'll just have to wait and see is what i'm saying.


Honest question - with Frank's '12-'13 team, which coach has a better chance of contending for a title?  Frank or oscar? 

I believe the answer is oscar. 

I just don't think Frank's coaching style of break em down and build em up every January is conducive to Conference Titles.  Proof is in the pudding.  Even his best two teams ('09-'10, '10-'11) weren't remotely close to contending. The argument can certainly be made that it helped us in March, however.  Again, proof is in the pudding.  Frank's NCAA record is strong.  MIR, please note this compliment for the record.  I want your cyberstalking history to be as accurate as possible for future reference. 

I don't know if Weber'll be able to recruit the right type of players or be as consistent in the NCAAs.   

   


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Re: Re: Assistant Coach Rumor Thread
« Reply #520 on: April 25, 2012, 10:24:41 AM »
Anybody on Greenburg's staff worth looking at?

Anybody with high major experience that hasn't been fired worth looking at?

Recruiting wasn't what got Greenburg fired.

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Re: Assistant Coach Rumor Thread
« Reply #521 on: April 25, 2012, 10:30:33 AM »
it doesn't matter how he does it = frank

it doesn't matter because he's not frank = weber


the butthurts are so lost right now.

If you think it is reasonable to expect Weber's results to even be in the vicinity of Frank's time here after 5 years, you are blindly optimistic.  What leads you to believe that is going to happen?  A discussion of whether or not Weber is going to contend for a Big 12 title and the definition of "contend" is rough ridin' absurd.  The discussion should be whether Weber will be finishing in the top HALF of the conference in years 3+.  You guys are like some eff buying a lottery ticket and then sitting in the office all week talking about the merits of living in the Caribbean vs. the South Pacific.  You should be worried about the fact that your wife is rough ridin' the UPS man and they are about to clean out your accounts, burn down your house, and disappear.  eff.


why would i worry about any of those things?  you're a weird poster, McCock. 




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Re: Re: Assistant Coach Rumor Thread
« Reply #522 on: April 25, 2012, 10:30:44 AM »
Anybody on Greenburg's staff worth looking at?

Anybody with high major experience that hasn't been fired worth looking at?

Recruiting wasn't what got Greenburg fired.


2 assistant coaches already left, that's one reason why he got canned . . . and nice that you pointed out that fact to #teambutthurt Pan. 
« Last Edit: April 25, 2012, 10:34:56 AM by sonofdaxjones »

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Re: Assistant Coach Rumor Thread
« Reply #523 on: April 25, 2012, 10:37:57 AM »
Anybody on Greenburg's staff worth looking at?

Anybody with high major experience that hasn't been fired worth looking at?

Recruiting wasn't what got Greenburg fired.

His recruiting wasn't good relative to the ACC, either.

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Re: Assistant Coach Rumor Thread
« Reply #524 on: April 25, 2012, 10:38:06 AM »
Why not say you believe oscar can have a better conference winning percentage, better average conference finish, better NCAA tournament record, etc.?

no one has answered this question. Does anyone think oscar will leave with a better conference winning percentage, average conference finish, or do better in the NCAA tournament than Frank did?