Well, it's clearly not safe for me to walk home from the bars anymore now that Rick Daris is playing neighborhood police. I better start driving.
Are you not good at fighting and/or disarming people? Or how 'bout you just answer Daris' questions if he comes upon you?
My mentor taught me to follow these rules: "One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice."
Looking back, firearms probably fall under the umbrella of rule number two, but I don't encounter many of those in Aggieville or on the mean sidewalks of MHK.