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Re: Swolecats, Fitcats, Thincats, Cardiocats, even Yogacats
« Reply #1675 on: August 07, 2014, 10:21:08 AM »
http://broscience.co/horrible-deadlifts-crossfit-games/

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Re: Swolecats, Fitcats, Thincats, Cardiocats, even Yogacats
« Reply #1676 on: August 07, 2014, 10:25:12 AM »
That is middle-aged-woman low, Emo.  Quantities guessed have to be the issue.  If not, good news.  You don't need shakes, you just need to eat.

I was very specific about quantities.  I even bar code scanned crap.  I'm thinking I probably have days here and there where I Okie Joe's and then kickball and drink 12 Coors Lights and it evens out. 

Have you seen chicken prices?  My eff.  crap's getting expensive.  Wishing now I would have killed two deer.
Russia is now banning US chicken imports. They are the number two consumer of our chicken. Chicken gonna get cheap

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Re: Swolecats, Fitcats, Thincats, Cardiocats, even Yogacats
« Reply #1679 on: August 07, 2014, 11:15:34 AM »
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Re: Swolecats, Fitcats, Thincats, Cardiocats, even Yogacats
« Reply #1680 on: August 07, 2014, 11:24:05 AM »
http://broscience.co/horrible-deadlifts-crossfit-games/

You may want to turn down the volume on this...

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that's hard for me to watch

I see surgery in many of those people's future. 

They are destroying their bodies for basically nothing.

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Re: Swolecats, Fitcats, Thincats, Cardiocats, even Yogacats
« Reply #1681 on: August 07, 2014, 11:37:21 AM »
The eff have I been telling you guys about crossfit?

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Re: Swolecats, Fitcats, Thincats, Cardiocats, even Yogacats
« Reply #1682 on: August 07, 2014, 02:17:34 PM »
What is the scoop on gaining weight but in a lean way?  I tried bulking earlier this year, but my cheeks get chubbier faster than the rest of my body, and I don't want to get made fun of by BMW.

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« Reply #1683 on: August 07, 2014, 02:26:03 PM »
What is the scoop on gaining weight but in a lean way?  I tried bulking earlier this year, but my cheeks get chubbier faster than the rest of my body, and I don't want to get made fun of by BMW.

Macros

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« Reply #1684 on: August 07, 2014, 04:34:20 PM »
Guys, really pumped out like I wanted to today after a little over a week off while on vacation (don't worry bros I got lots of exercise: hiking, white-water rafting, etc., while on vacay). Even cleared a weight that I'd been struggling with on incline bench press!  Feeling good, but still kind of a fatty.
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Re: Swolecats, Fitcats, Thincats, Cardiocats, even Yogacats
« Reply #1685 on: August 07, 2014, 04:47:39 PM »
Guys, really pumped out like I wanted to today after a little over a week off while on vacation (don't worry bros I got lots of exercise: hiking, white-water rafting, etc., while on vacay). Even cleared a weight that I'd been struggling with on incline bench press!  Feeling good, but still kind of a fatty.


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« Reply #1686 on: August 07, 2014, 05:26:23 PM »
Guys, really pumped out like I wanted to today after a little over a week off while on vacation (don't worry bros I got lots of exercise: hiking, white-water rafting, etc., while on vacay). Even cleared a weight that I'd been struggling with on incline bench press!  Feeling good, but still kind of a fatty.



Didn't piss in my pants.
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Re: Swolecats, Fitcats, Thincats, Cardiocats, even Yogacats
« Reply #1687 on: August 07, 2014, 05:28:04 PM »
Guys, really pumped out like I wanted to today after a little over a week off while on vacation (don't worry bros I got lots of exercise: hiking, white-water rafting, etc., while on vacay). Even cleared a weight that I'd been struggling with on incline bench press!  Feeling good, but still kind of a fatty.

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Re: Swolecats, Fitcats, Thincats, Cardiocats, even Yogacats
« Reply #1688 on: August 07, 2014, 07:24:32 PM »
Back to hardcore dieting. Not fun, but way easier the second time around now that I know what I like and what I can eat 7 days a week and not get tired of.

what's your normal week look like?

Wake up and only have coffee and water for a good few hours.
Lunch is eggs with some combo of jalepenos, spinach, sausage, ground beef and/or chicken mixed in.
Dinner is normally chicken breasts or pork chop with cottage cheese and broccoli if I don't work out, but brown rice mixed with every sausage and vegetable that I can find on days that I do work out.
Cheat one meal a week.
Only drink vodka sodas and whiskey sodas, but only drink one day a week.

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Re: Swolecats, Fitcats, Thincats, Cardiocats, even Yogacats
« Reply #1689 on: August 07, 2014, 07:25:01 PM »
Two words.....







Front Squats

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Re: Swolecats, Fitcats, Thincats, Cardiocats, even Yogacats
« Reply #1690 on: August 07, 2014, 07:25:54 PM »
Back to hardcore dieting. Not fun, but way easier the second time around now that I know what I like and what I can eat 7 days a week and not get tired of.

what's your normal week look like?

Wake up and only have coffee and water for a good few hours.
Lunch is eggs with some combo of jalepenos, spinach, sausage, ground beef and/or chicken mixed in.
Dinner is normally chicken breasts or pork chop with cottage cheese and broccoli if I don't work out, but brown rice mixed with every sausage and vegetable that I can find on days that I do work out.
Cheat one meal a week.
Only drink vodka sodas and whiskey sodas, but only drink one day a week.

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Re: Swolecats, Fitcats, Thincats, Cardiocats, even Yogacats
« Reply #1691 on: August 07, 2014, 11:41:59 PM »
What is the scoop on gaining weight but in a lean way?  I tried bulking earlier this year, but my cheeks get chubbier faster than the rest of my body, and I don't want to get made fun of by BMW.

Macros

What if I ate a bunch of calories but not a lot of carbs.  Like 3k calories of eggs chicken and veggies.

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Re: Swolecats, Fitcats, Thincats, Cardiocats, even Yogacats
« Reply #1692 on: August 07, 2014, 11:46:54 PM »
What is the scoop on gaining weight but in a lean way?  I tried bulking earlier this year, but my cheeks get chubbier faster than the rest of my body, and I don't want to get made fun of by BMW.

Macros

What if I ate a bunch of calories but not a lot of carbs.  Like 3k calories of eggs chicken and veggies.

That's incredibly hard to keep up for very long, but yeah, that would be ideal.

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Re: Swolecats, Fitcats, Thincats, Cardiocats, even Yogacats
« Reply #1693 on: August 08, 2014, 12:36:02 AM »
Listen guys, carbs are not the devil. In fact, they're rough ridin' awesome.

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Re: Swolecats, Fitcats, Thincats, Cardiocats, even Yogacats
« Reply #1694 on: August 08, 2014, 06:49:14 AM »
Two words.....







Front Squats

I LOVE front squats.  Not gEing around.  Just feels right. 
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.

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Re: Swolecats, Fitcats, Thincats, Cardiocats, even Yogacats
« Reply #1695 on: August 08, 2014, 06:55:54 AM »
Listen guys, carbs are not the devil. In fact, they're rough ridin' awesome.
I was reading something last night that talked about carb staggering. Still eating lower amounts of carbs but then a couple nights a week eating a higher amount of good ones (whole grain stuff, fruit,  not junk).  They said you can still achieve the low carb benefits but your body won't hate you as much.
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« Reply #1696 on: August 08, 2014, 12:27:04 PM »
Listen guys, carbs are not the devil. In fact, they're rough ridin' awesome.
I was reading something last night that talked about carb staggering. Still eating lower amounts of carbs but then a couple nights a week eating a higher amount of good ones (whole grain stuff, fruit,  not junk).  They said you can still achieve the low carb benefits but your body won't hate you as much.

Yea, there's all sorts of variations of carb cycling that people have had success using to achieve their goals. The most important thing is finding the one that you are comfortable with. Comfortable meaning, something that you can implement, follow and aren't constantly tempted to cheat.

I try to avoid dieting plans that leave me feeling deprived, as I've got a bad history with yo-yo dieting and binge eating, thanks to a poor understanding of nutrition and wrestling. My habits probably would have been considered an eating disorder had anyone forced me to see a professional.

I've found that a lot of people on these more restrictive diets fall into the same pattern. They're great at adhering to their diet for a week, sometimes more, then they have a bad day at work or they decide that they'll have a cheat meal, and everything falls apart as they go of on a food binge.

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Re: Swolecats, Fitcats, Thincats, Cardiocats, even Yogacats
« Reply #1697 on: August 08, 2014, 12:39:13 PM »
Two words.....







Front Squats

I LOVE front squats.  Not gEing around.  Just feels right. 

I know dude! It really does!

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Re: Swolecats, Fitcats, Thincats, Cardiocats, even Yogacats
« Reply #1698 on: August 08, 2014, 12:40:13 PM »
Listen guys, carbs are not the devil. In fact, they're rough ridin' awesome.

yes. they are great.

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Re: Swolecats, Fitcats, Thincats, Cardiocats, even Yogacats
« Reply #1699 on: August 08, 2014, 12:44:34 PM »
Are you guys doing bar front squats or DB's?  I do them often with DB's but hate doing them with the bar.  Hurts my wrists.