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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #2075 on: August 21, 2013, 02:26:19 PM »
FR, can we get a NSFTWSC tag next time, please?

Drawn boobs are SFW. Pretty sure that's an amendment.

Also, I'm getting the wife daily recap right now. There was a great "The Office" incident today. Will write up later.
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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« Reply #2076 on: August 21, 2013, 02:27:09 PM »
Wait, I mean a "pretty good" moment. Don't want to get expectations up. Not that great, but pretty funny and ridiculous.
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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« Reply #2077 on: August 21, 2013, 02:59:52 PM »
BTW (goEMAW inside scoop): This is Patterson's last week.
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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« Reply #2078 on: August 21, 2013, 03:07:46 PM »
BTW (goEMAW inside scoop): This is Patterson's last week.

as in plural? if not, which one? anne or anne?

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« Reply #2079 on: August 21, 2013, 03:09:00 PM »
Anne
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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« Reply #2081 on: August 21, 2013, 03:20:36 PM »
Anne

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« Reply #2083 on: August 21, 2013, 03:43:14 PM »
The interoffice paranoia has to be huge.  I mean, starting right at the top with Anne, and immediately below that with Anne.  Who's leaving?  Who's team should be packing up?  What about that one interoffice romance?  Will it be continuing or not?  tune in next week to find out.

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« Reply #2084 on: August 21, 2013, 04:04:35 PM »
If Anne had only kept her legs closed.  :shakesfist:  (Not that Anne, the other one you dumbasses.)

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« Reply #2085 on: August 21, 2013, 04:06:34 PM »
This is probably a move to keep the Egyptians on their toes.  Probs have gotten lazy and have just been writing Anne Patterson on all protest signs.  With this quick move, at the next protest, our guys can be like "lol, wut?" at all the signs. 

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« Reply #2086 on: August 21, 2013, 04:49:00 PM »
This will be in one of the mythical episodes, and its hard to fully explain with background on all the characters (which would make it long and boring maybe? dunno). Anyway, here's a short, maybe less funny version.

The #2 (who's super sensitive and lacks self confidence and compensate by being BIG BROTHER), cuts the cake at some office party. She uses a plastic knife. One of the vets (who's a fantastically blunt and foul-mouthed woman and overall good person) joking says something like "message to management: next time use a cake knife" (she frequently brings alchohol-loaded, anti-mormon cakes into the office and always brings a cake knife, which is apparently a thing).

The #2 gets super red, but calmly puts the cake back into the bag without a word, doesn't make eye contact with anyone, then silently dumps it in the trash before storming out and slamming her office door. Everyone looks around awkwardly, then the lady that bakes (still waving around a plastic knife) says "what the eff is going on with us? We’re stabbing each other…” and whatnot.

All the guys minus (minus one, who's awesome) exit the room. Then, the women (and that one guy) get the bag out of the trash and eat the cake.
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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« Reply #2087 on: August 21, 2013, 04:51:02 PM »
That sounds great.

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« Reply #2088 on: August 21, 2013, 04:52:01 PM »
This will be in one of the mythical episodes, and its hard to fully explain with background on all the characters (which would make it long and boring maybe? dunno). Anyway, here's a short, maybe less funny version.

The #2 (who's super sensitive and lacks self confidence and compensate by being BIG BROTHER), cuts the cake at some office party. She uses a plastic knife. One of the vets (who's a fantastically blunt and foul-mouthed woman and overall good person) joking says something like "message to management: next time use a cake knife" (she frequently brings alchohol-loaded, anti-mormon cakes into the office and always brings a cake knife, which is apparently a thing).

The #2 gets super red, but calmly puts the cake back into the bag without a word, doesn't make eye contact with anyone, then silently dumps it in the trash before storming out and slamming her office door. Everyone looks around awkwardly, then the lady that bakes (still waving around a plastic knife) says "what the eff is going on with us? We’re stabbing each other…” and whatnot.

All the guys minus (minus one, who's awesome) exit the room. Then, the women (and that one guy) get the bag out of the trash and eat the cake.

That story is rough ridin' hilarious. I laughed out loud at work.

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« Reply #2089 on: August 21, 2013, 04:53:05 PM »
I mean, the premise that you're still having office party with cakes while a civil war is going on outside is comedy gold by itself.

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« Reply #2090 on: August 21, 2013, 05:00:56 PM »
Hilarity confirmed.  Great story.

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« Reply #2091 on: August 21, 2013, 05:15:38 PM »
it's like I was there

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« Reply #2092 on: August 21, 2013, 05:28:48 PM »
It's great because, I don't know if I would absolutely love to work there or if I would absolutely hate it. 

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« Reply #2093 on: August 21, 2013, 05:31:24 PM »
I know, right? I mean, these are the things they're fighting about it. There's a tattletale in the office, too. But that's a whole different story.
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« Reply #2094 on: August 21, 2013, 05:32:32 PM »
I would like it.  My workplace has no interesting weirdos.  Just really pud boring average American types.  I hate most of them for how boring and mediocre they make the office environment.   
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« Reply #2095 on: August 21, 2013, 05:38:13 PM »
I know, right? I mean, these are the things they're fighting about it. There's a tattletale in the office, too. But that's a whole different story.

That would be such a great epi.  Have someone go through some petty normal office bitchy issue, make a mental note of it to run home and tell their friends and significant other and show that person having to clear security and navigate through protests where the security forces are shooting crowd members without prejudice all the while they are still worked up about how absolutely unfair/etc the office sitch was that day.


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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #2096 on: August 21, 2013, 09:11:18 PM »
FR's show would def have me by the ball.

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« Reply #2097 on: August 21, 2013, 09:39:23 PM »
"Health officials confirmed Wednesday that bats in Saudi Arabia were the source of the mysterious virus that has sickened 96 people in the Middle East, killing 47 of them. The bat is a Taphozous perforatus, or Egyptian tomb bat."

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #2098 on: August 21, 2013, 11:03:41 PM »
Felix, which lady in your story is Mrs. Rex? I am guessing the foul mouthed one.

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« Reply #2099 on: August 21, 2013, 11:15:19 PM »
"Health officials confirmed Wednesday that bats in Saudi Arabia were the source of the mysterious virus that has sickened 96 people in the Middle East, killing 47 of them. The bat is a Taphozous perforatus, or Egyptian tomb bat."

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